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shadow_fire
28-11-09, 21:36
"It's that time of year to take your "Annual Senior Citizen test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose
it! Below is a very private way to test your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The
large spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
Ok relax, clear your mind and begin.




1. What do you put in a toaster?

Don t peek now










Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.






2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?


do not peek




















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next
question.
Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with
reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you
said
"water", proceed to question 3.




3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

























Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are
you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.





4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, Two engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a
crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so
and the plane fatally crashes smack-dab in the middle of "no man's land"
between East Germany and West Germany . "Where would you bury the
survivors?
East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?



















Answer: You don't bury survivors.




If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop NOW! If you
said,
"You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.





5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford

Haven in Wales ... In London , 17 people get on the bus; In Reading , six
people get off the bus and nine people get on... In Sweden , two people get
off and four get on... InCardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get
on...

In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on... In Carmarthen ,
six people get off and three get on... You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What
was the name of the bus driver?
























Answer: "Oh Oh Oh ......
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!






95% of people fail most of the questions.
Experience comes from poor judgment.

msalpha2omega
28-11-09, 21:39
A cool test! I haven't answered ALL the questions correctly, but I went on anyway out of curiosity! :p

tomblover
28-11-09, 21:43
I got through the first question. Do I get a cookie? :p

Minty Mouth
28-11-09, 21:44
Ive heard all of these before :p

They're better if you are told them rather than read them, that way you miss the subtle clues.

Heres another one:

You are sentenced to death for a crime you did not commit. You try to argue your case, but despite your best efforts, the judge refuses to believe you are innocent, and sents you to the chamber of Death. In the chamer there are three rooms, you are told that in the first room there is a team of highly trained ninjas, in the second room there are three lions that havent eaten in two years, and in the third is a man with a machine gun. Which room do you pick?


















:p

LaraCroftRox
28-11-09, 21:45
Aww I only got the first one and the green house one right. XD
@MintyMouth - The room with the dead lions maybe? :p

shadow_fire
28-11-09, 21:46
Ive heard all of these before :p

They're better if you are told them rather than read them, that way you miss the subtle clues.

Heres another one:

You are sentenced to death for a crime you did not commit. You try to argue your case, but despite your best efforts, the judge refuses to believe you are innocent, and sents you to the chamber of Death. In the chamer there are three rooms, you are told that in the first room there is a team of highly trained ninjas, in the second room there are three lions that havent eaten in two years, and in the third is a man with a machine gun. Which room do you pick?


















:p


I pick the second room :p
am I right

I got through the first question. Do I get a cookie? :p

sure have a cookie jaja

tomblover
28-11-09, 21:46
@ Minty Mouth:

I can go into all three. The ninjas might not see me as an enemy, the lions could be caged or tame (Or dead considering they haven't eaten for ages.) and the machine gun guy could be out of ammo.

Minty Mouth
28-11-09, 21:46
I pick the second room :p
am I right




You are...Right! :p

Tomblover got it right. The lions would be dead, having not eaten in two years.

LaraCroftRox
28-11-09, 21:50
You are...Right! :p

Tomblover got it right. The lions would be dead, having not eaten in two years.

What about me? :vlol:

Nenya awakens
28-11-09, 21:52
Oh lord, I said Cows drink milk instead of water, how the hell did i get that wrong!!

Lost_Soul
28-11-09, 21:57
I've seen most of those before so I got 'em all right. What, that's not cheating, I'm just that awesome. :D

MyRaider4Life
28-11-09, 21:59
I dont think this is a very good test for Demensia. The questions are just humor questions.

shadow_fire
28-11-09, 22:09
You are...Right! :p

Tomblover got it right. The lions would be dead, having not eaten in two years.

Whoop :ton:

Minty Mouth
28-11-09, 22:14
What about me? :vlol:

Haha, you edited your post! I didn't see that you got it right :p

TTV
28-11-09, 22:27
I failed all but the first one. *Crawls under rock-o-shame™*

Bongo Fury
28-11-09, 23:06
Oh lord, I said Cows drink milk instead of water, how the hell did i get that wrong!!

actually when they are young they do drink milk.

shadow_fire
28-11-09, 23:07
ah but those are calves not cows ;)

xXhayleyroxXx
28-11-09, 23:09
i failed on green houses :( uh oh

laralives
28-11-09, 23:12
I answered them all correctly. :)

GenyaArikado
28-11-09, 23:50
I only got the Greenhouse and Bread questions right

aurora89
29-11-09, 00:21
Oh lord, I said Cows drink milk instead of water, how the hell did i get that wrong!!

Baby cows drink milk! I don't see why I got that question wrong. :P It was the only one I missed.

Also, re: the lions, um, if there's ONE thing I've learned from TR it's that lions can survive on nothing for centuries and still be ferocious. :P

msalpha2omega
29-11-09, 00:36
Baby cows drink milk! I don't see why I got that question wrong. :P It was the only one I missed.

Also, re: the lions, um, if there's ONE thing I've learned from TR it's that lions can survive on nothing for centuries and still be ferocious. :P

True :vlol:

shadow_fire
29-11-09, 01:51
Baby cows drink milk! I don't see why I got that question wrong. :P It was the only one I missed.

Also, re: the lions, um, if there's ONE thing I've learned from TR it's that lions can survive on nothing for centuries and still be ferocious. :P

they are calves!! not baby cows. And cows drink water, calves drink milk :p :ton:

and :vlol: to your lion comment

Ikas90
29-11-09, 02:11
The "you don't bury survivors" one got me. :D

_Awestruck_
29-11-09, 02:22
:| I said toast on the first one. Damnit.

Lizard of Oz
29-11-09, 02:35
The Ninja's, lions, and guy with machine gun:


(assuming there lions are alive)
I'd open all three. First the the ninja's and the hungry lions. The lions would try to eat the ninja's. Then the guy with the machine gun. He would attempt to shoot the lions, but while he is at it, I would take the machine gun from him, shoot the him and the ninja's.

:p

Romantics Inc.
29-11-09, 02:44
HAHA! You can not trick the mind of a wolf, baby! You almost got me on the green house, but I changed my answer right before I looked hehe!! >:3

Squibbly
29-11-09, 04:49
Yay, I don't have dementia. lol

The answers to the questions were obvious to me.

Catracoth
29-11-09, 04:54
I don't see how this test proves you do or do not have dementia. They were pretty much riddles; most people without dementia don't understand some riddles. I don't have dementia and I got the green house question wrong.

igonge
29-11-09, 13:02
LOL I got them all wrong :vlol:

LightningRider
29-11-09, 13:15
I answered all of them right! Woohoo! :D