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remote91
29-12-09, 15:48
Much like the thread title, I believe that's a lyric that the lovely Tori Amos pulled out of her ass.

So, post the lyrics you think an artist must have been under the influence when writing - be it lazy lyrics, or just downright bizzare ones.

And please don't post the entire lyrics to a song.

irjudd
29-12-09, 15:51
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,

lara c. fan
29-12-09, 15:56
Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza hut!
McDonalds, Mcdonalds!
Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza hut!

Why, Lord, why? :hea:

Minty Mouth
29-12-09, 15:58
"Sometimes I wanna quit this all and become an accountant now, but I'm no good at math, and besides the dollar is down..."

I mean, Wentzworth is usually good at this kind of thing, but what the hell has this got to do with anything?

Contrast it with this gem, which is actually really good.

"I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungs, But I'm afraid that someone else will hear me..."

All from the same song...

marla_biggs
29-12-09, 15:59
We ain't at McDonalds baby, so what's ya beef? :rolleyes:

Necromanser
29-12-09, 16:08
"CSI got the trace, but they dropped they case 'cause they're scared of the ****"

That's something that hasn't been said

remote91
29-12-09, 16:12
"CSI got the trace, but they dropped they case 'cause they're scared of the ****"

That's something that hasn't been said
... where on earth is that from?

marla_biggs
29-12-09, 16:13
My depression keeps building like a cup overfillin
My heart is so ridged I keep it in the fridge'd

Minty Mouth
29-12-09, 16:13
... where on earth is that from?

The depths of hell?

remote91
29-12-09, 16:15
My depression keeps building like a cup overfillin
My heart is so ridged I keep it in the fridge'd
Lmao.
The depths of hell?
I'm thinking it might go further than just that

Necromanser
29-12-09, 16:16
An Aussie band named the Funkoars.The song is titled "The Phallic Menace" :p

TRhalloween
29-12-09, 16:20
My sig maybe.

Anyway, I don't know a lot of weird lyrics since I'm not a weird person like all of you!

Encore
29-12-09, 16:22
The Klaxons have some weird **** going on. If anyone can explain to me what this means, I'd apreciate it. :pi:

Serebella sitting on the totem timeline
Unwelcome foreign hands are very hard to find
Hangmen also die, in famagusta's hive
Serebella sitting on the totem timeline
Unwelcome foreign hands are very hard to find
Hangmen also die, in famagusta's hive

remote91
29-12-09, 16:23
The Klaxons have some weird **** going on. If anyone can explain to me what this means, I'd apreciate it. :pi:

Serebella sitting on the totem timeline
Unwelcome foreign hands are very hard to find
Hangmen also die, in famagusta's hive
Serebella sitting on the totem timeline
Unwelcome foreign hands are very hard to find
Hangmen also die, in famagusta's hive
I actually really like those lyrics, never seen them before!

Encore
29-12-09, 16:26
I like the song a lot, but the lyrics are just silly. :D

OGw4VEufcEs

TRhalloween
29-12-09, 16:26
No, wait!

Your milk is so sick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick

Minty Mouth
29-12-09, 16:27
Your milk is so sick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick

What a preposterous accusation!

Necromanser
29-12-09, 16:29
No, wait!

Your milk is so sick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Sure hope my milk doesn't have a **** when I'm drinking it :vlol:

interstellardave
29-12-09, 16:40
As they nibble the fruit of my flesh, I feel no pain,
Only a magic that a name would stain.
With the first drop of my blood in their veins
Their faces are convulsed in mortal pains.
The fairest cries, We all have loved you Rael.

Each empty snakelike body floats,
Silent sorrow in empty boats.
A sickly sourness fills the room,
The bitter harvest of a dying bloom.
Looking for motion I know I will not find,
I stroke the curls now turning pale, in which Id lain entwined
O Lamia, your flesh that remains I will take as my food
It is the scent of garlic that lingers on my choclate fingers.

--The Lamia, from The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway (Genesis).

ShadyCroft
29-12-09, 17:14
Pitbull's I know you want me.

"..Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey look like King Kong.."


WTF ?! :confused:

Laralissa
29-12-09, 17:37
Gwen stefani seemed to get bored and sing a random line 'Circles and triangles' in the middle of her song 'Cool' - I always wondered what that had to do with anything...

Infact here we go. Lyrics:

And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles
And now we're hangin' out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool

Maybe it has some deep meaningful metaphor about circles and triangles being totally different, but accepting eachother (as shapes do) but personally, I think she just got lazy :p

Necromanser
29-12-09, 17:54
" no spermicide can stop me, fertilizing a lot"

Drapht - Who am I

touchthesky
29-12-09, 17:59
No, wait!

Your milk is so sick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick


Only Courtney could get away with that, eh.

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly

larafan25
29-12-09, 18:01
or.... Maybe you guys were all under the unfluence when listening to the music???














































naaawww:p

but I never understood "the ****t is bananas"

Nenya awakens
29-12-09, 18:07
Bumble bee, bump into me
I am in for pollination
Bumble bee, take what you see
I'm in need for your donation
I can't wait for your invasion


Getting ready for a wham bam



......

K

Night Crawler
29-12-09, 18:08
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast...

(Des'ree - Life)

LaraLuvrrr
29-12-09, 18:35
Ra ra ramama rama ramama gaga oolala

juicybubble
29-12-09, 18:44
Do you know your chicken?

And

Eat you sci fi wasabi!

shadow_fire
29-12-09, 18:58
ohhh i want this one ahhhhhh
and no one believes
no one believes in mee
buttttttt meeee
but meeee
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *lol*
thenwe could be divine together, and we can be, you and i can be, so divine forever, so happy forever, 2 shoulders together, now aint it clever, from june to september, never say never, make the endeavour, my tears i wont sever, i only will treasure, you are my pleasure, pull my lever, pull my tether, lend me your sweater

Nelly Furtado- Rockstar :vlol:

My depression keeps building like a cup overfillin
My heart is so ridged I keep it in the fridge'd

I love this song!!! :D lols

elizard_9594
29-12-09, 19:16
And I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
~The Killers, Mr. Brightside~

u look at these and ur like WTF?:confused:


"Now waking to the sun
I calculate what I had done
Like jumping from the bow, yeah
Just to prove I knew how, yeah
It's midnight's late reminder of
The loss of her, the one I love
My will to quickly end it all
Set front row in my need to fall"
~Into The Ocean, Blue October~

and i swear they had to be under the influence writing this whole song.

Dustie
29-12-09, 19:21
Bumble bee, bump into me
I am in for pollination
Bumble bee, take what you see
I'm in need for your donation
I can't wait for your invasion


Getting ready for a wham bam



......

K

Lol, how about:

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
I'm a plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair and take me everywhere
Imagination, that is your creation

interstellardave
29-12-09, 19:36
Lol, how about:

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
I'm a plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair and take me everywhere
Imagination, that is your creation

LOL... actually it's "you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere"! :p

Dustie
29-12-09, 19:39
LOL... actually it's "you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere"! :p

Oh yeah, you're right! I knew there was some really pervy lyrics :p

lara c. fan
29-12-09, 19:42
LOL... actually it's "you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere"! :p

I always thought it was "throw me every where" or "diss me every where" :pi:

interstellardave
29-12-09, 19:45
I just recently saw the video on some show, that's how I know...

Carbonek_0051
29-12-09, 20:05
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,

lmao System of a Down are amazing <3

remote91
30-12-09, 00:46
lmao System of a Down are amazing <3
That's SoaD?

..Strange

xXhayleyroxXx
30-12-09, 00:48
corys eyes are like a jungle, he smiles its like the radio

taylors not on crack but how can someone smile like a radio :ton:

Carbonek_0051
30-12-09, 00:49
That's SoaD?

..Strange

LfHGqyMxuqI

lmao <3

remote91
30-12-09, 00:51
I can never have those 2 minutes back, Nate,

NEVER

Squibbly
30-12-09, 06:02
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,

I was going to post that. Seriously. :yik: