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egypt_gypsie
10-01-10, 04:11
Hereís how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I donít really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). Iím sure youíre (6) enough to understand (7). Iím returning your (8) to you, but Iíll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

1) Whatís the color of your shirt?
Blue - Iím in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - Iím joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks donít match
Grey - Youíre a leprechaun
Yellow - Iím selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July Ė When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad Ė As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrťtien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) Whatís the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) Whatís the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey Ė The Catholic Priest
Brown Ė The Montreal Canadianís goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red Ė My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink Ė Your ĎMy Little Ponyí collection
Other óThe elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol -
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed Ė That weíre related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That Iím allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesnít exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) Whatís the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X Ė Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H Ė Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J Ė Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Havenít showered in a month
Y/Z Ė am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink Ė Iím off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda Ė I will haunt you when Iím reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water Ė Iím scratching my butt as you read this
CiderĖ I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice Ė You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water Ė You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate Ė Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer Ė Thanks for the Cocaine
Other Ė you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand Ė Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China Ė You make me sick
Germany Ė Please donít hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt Ė Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

n00b raider
10-01-10, 04:32
Dear S.,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, I’m selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the Elton John concert and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner. I’m sure you’re scarred enough to understand that your driving sucks. I’m returning your toe ring to you, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and the apartment building is on fire.

Warm tingly sensations,
M.

I don't know what to be giddy over, being the first post or how ridiculous that sounded. :cln:

Simochka
10-01-10, 04:34
Dear Lollo
I don’t really know how to tell you this, Our romance is over. I think I realized it When you smacked my ass In your car and I saw you Knock out My boyfriend. I’m sure you’re Open enough to understand How awful you are. I’m returning your The cut toenails to you, but I’ll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Thanks for the Cocaine.

Go milk a cow,
Simon

Lol haha:D

Spong
10-01-10, 04:38
Using my unparalelled skills as a clairvoyant I predict this thread will not only be stickied but it will also enjoy a long and prosperous life with many many posts.

But seeing as I'm here...

Dear Mr Mugabe,
I donít really know how to tell you this, our affair is over. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg outside your office and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. Iím sure youíre scarred enough to understand that we're related. Iím returning your nose hair clippers to you, but Iíll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you should stop picking your nose.

Go drown yourself,

Spong

God, how bored am I? I could be playing Bayonetta instead.

TRhalloween
10-01-10, 04:40
I don’t really know how to tell you this, I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey At the mental hospital and I saw you Hit on My salt-beef bucket. I’m sure you’re Open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I’m returning your Your (hmm) pet rock to you, but I’ll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Go milk a cow, name.

egypt_gypsie
10-01-10, 05:18
Dear Chelsea:

I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose outside of your office. I saw you sit on the Catholic priest. I am sure that you are open enough to understand that I am allergic to your earlobes. I am returning the couch cushions to you, but I am keeping the oil tank as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching, and that Iím off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Kiss my butt,

Holmes

lol

pekirock
10-01-10, 05:24
Dear sammie
I dont know how to tell you this the mafia wants you. I think i realised it that night when you picked your nose at the mental hospital and i saw you carve your initials into my father(ughhh). I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand your ford sucks. I'm returning your picture from Vegas to you, but i'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should aslo know that I get sick thinking of your feet and that I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Go drown yourself (:()
Petar


:vlol::ohn:

XBOXCroft
10-01-10, 06:26
Dear Chaska,

Our affair is over when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I’m sure you’re middle-class enough to understand that how awful you are. I’m returning the couch cushions, but I’ll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Go milk a cow,
Alejandro.

:vlol:

LightningRider
10-01-10, 06:41
Dear Daniel,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I’m sure you’re Middle-class enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I’m returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I’ll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Cheese

:vlol:! This is great!

Lara_Fan_33
10-01-10, 06:51
Dear Rosie,

I dont really know how to tell you this, but your a leprechaun. I think i realised it when you smacked my ass when we skinny dipped in the hottub, and i saw you put wipped cream on my knee caps. Im sure your cowerdly enough to understand that i may pee my pants. Im returning your hannah montana underwear to you but ill keep my common sence as a memory. You should also know that i never will forget that night and im off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Kiss my butt,

Lara_Fan_33

:vlol: :vlol: that made my day :)

mau3genius
10-01-10, 07:14
Dear *Name goes here*,
I donít really know how to tell you this, Iím joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in your closet and I saw you drive over the Catholic priest. Iím sure youíre cowardly (?) enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but Iíll keep your glass eye (yuck) as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you should stop picking your nose.
Kiss my butt,
*My name goes here*

Legend 4ever
10-01-10, 07:20
Dear Maria,
I donít really know how to tell you this, youíre a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my father. Iím sure youíre middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when Iím reincarnated as an Eskimo.

With tears of sadness,
Nicholas John Aidan Summers Waldorf

elizard_9594
10-01-10, 07:42
Hereís how you do it:
Dear Ali-Go,
I donít really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My father. Iím sure youíre Middle-Class enough to understand That I may pee my pants. Iím returning your cut toenails to you, but Iíll keep Your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Iím off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change,

Elizard_9594

shadow_fire
10-01-10, 07:52
Here’s how you do it:
Dear Aaron,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over and I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg under the bus and I saw you sit on my boy friend. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I’m returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

With tears of sadness,
Shadow Fire

Lara Coft Baby
10-01-10, 08:07
Dear mike,
I donít really know how to tell you this, Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My illegitimate child in Ghana. Iím sure youíre Open enough to understand How awful you are. Iím returning your Your nose hair clippers to you, but Iíll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and I will haunt you when Iím reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Go drown yourself


Ahahah :vlol:

Aranara
10-01-10, 08:43
Dear Daria,
I donít really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat (I actually hate her cat). I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter outside of your office and I saw you pull the clothes off your "My Little Pony" collection (lol what??). Iím sure youíre a coward enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but Iíll keep my mom as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and the apartment building is on fire.


Go drown yourself,

Ruxandra

This was addressed to my best friend. I hope she doesn't drown, I don't love her sweet ass and I'm definitely not in love with her cat :p

LightningRider
10-01-10, 08:45
Dear Daria,
Iím returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but Iíll keep my mom as a memory.

Best Part! :vlol:

Dina_Croft
10-01-10, 10:42
Dear Anna,

I don’t really know how to tell you this,the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, When we skinny dipped in the bathtub and I saw you Pull the pants off of My father. I’m sure you’re Open enough to understand That your driving sucks. I’m returning your Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I’ll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass and You ruined my attempts at another world war.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Dina_Croft

LOL!WTF?:vlol:

Psychos'Я'Us
10-01-10, 10:56
Dear Amy,
I don’t really know how to tell you this,the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I’m returning your cut toenails to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I’m scratching my butt as you read this.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Love Mufffin <3

The part with the virginity is so not me...

LightningRider
10-01-10, 11:06
Iím scratching my butt as you read this.


The part with the virginity is so not me...

:vlol:!

Lavinder
10-01-10, 11:12
Dear Jamie,

I donít really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your car and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. Iím sure youíre high enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but Iíll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and Iím off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change,

Laura xxx

Carbonek_0051
10-01-10, 11:13
Dear Keith,
I donít really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants as you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. Iím sure youíre frostbitten enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. Iím returning your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I love Oprah Winfrey.

Go drown yourself,
Nathaniel



W.T.F.:pi:

jarekhanzelka
10-01-10, 11:14
Dear Lucy,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I’m returning your couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you should stop picking your nose.

You make me sick,
Jarda

Ikas90
10-01-10, 11:19
Dear Mom,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of your office and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

You make me sick,
Saki

Your_Envy*
10-01-10, 11:24
Dear Larisa!
I don’t really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you bit of your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I’m sure you’re middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning your love letters to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I’m scratching my butt as you read this.

Kiss my butt,

Ana :cln:

I first wrote "dear Martin," but then I saw the second part (our romance is over) and.. He is my brother, so I changed the name. Larisa is my best friend. :D

Nemo_91
10-01-10, 11:24
Dear Leslie,

I don’t really know how to tell you this our socks don’t match. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear under a street light and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your car to you, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Kiss my butt,
Matt.

LightningRider
10-01-10, 11:29
Dear Keith,
I donít really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants as you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. Iím sure youíre frostbitten enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. Iím returning your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I love Oprah Winfrey.

Go drown yourself,
Nathaniel



W.T.F.:pi:

You have to admit, it makes sense. :p

Carbonek_0051
10-01-10, 11:30
You have to admit, it makes sense. :p

I'm telling Keith you called him a dumb kid and said he has a glass eye.:wve:

LightningRider
10-01-10, 11:35
I'm telling Keith you called him a dumb kid and said he has a glass eye.:wve:

:ohn: Girly, I'm going to be postin' that message.

Your_Envy*
10-01-10, 12:04
Nate, he will never forgive you this: I love Oprah Winfrey. :ohn:

LightningRider
10-01-10, 12:06
Nate, he will never forgive you this: I love Oprah Winfrey. :ohn:

+1. Nate, you can't put one on us now...

jamieoliver22
10-01-10, 12:43
Dear Jamie,

I donít really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your car and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. Iím sure youíre high enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but Iíll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and Iím off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change,

Laura xxx

Dear Laura,

I donít really know how to tell you this, Iím in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my father. Iím sure youíre open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning the couch cushions to you, but Iíll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Greetings to your frog Leonard.

Jamie xxx

Lara's home
10-01-10, 12:51
Dear Ivana,
I donít really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it When I quoted Forrest Gump outside of your office and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. Iím sure youíre open enough to understand that your driving sucks. Iím returning your your nose hair clippers to you, but Iíll keep My common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

...wat

jackles
10-01-10, 13:58
Dear Mr, Burns, :cln:

I don't know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my knee caps. Iím sure youíre open enough to understand that your driving sucks. Iím returning your car to you, but Iíll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

best of luck on the sex change,


Jackles



What worries me is how true this is.

Ada the Mental
10-01-10, 14:10
Dear Andy,
I donít really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat and our romance is over. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. Iím sure youíre high enough to understand that you need a sex change. Iím returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but Iíll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and thanks for the cocaine.

Go drown yourself,
Ada

Reggie
10-01-10, 14:10
Dear Nate (:p),

I donít really know how to tell you this, youíre a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my boyfriend. Iím sure youíre scarred enough to understand that you need a sex-change. Iím returning your your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

With tears of sadness,
Tom.

Lee croft
10-01-10, 14:12
Dear George

I donít really know how to tell you this,Iím in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear Outside of your office and I saw you Sit on The Catholic Priest. Iím sure youíre Senile enough to understand That I may pee my pants. Iím returning your couch cushions to you, but Iíll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and Iím scratching my butt as you read this

Kiss my butt

Lee

lara c. fan
10-01-10, 14:12
Dear Ruxi,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose outside your office and I saw you carve your initials into my knee caps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and your Cucumber-fetishism is wierd.

Go milk a cow,

Dan


That is both random and funny :vlol:

No offence meant to Ruxi :)

Aranara
10-01-10, 14:15
^
:vlol: Thank you for your honesty :vlol:

lara c. fan
10-01-10, 14:16
^
:vlol: Thank you for your honesty :vlol:

As if my knees didn't hurt enough already :rolleyes:

Jo269976
10-01-10, 14:18
Dear Psycho's R Us,

I don't really know how to tell you this, You're a leprechaun. I think I realized this when you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you knock out my My illegitimate child in Ghana. Iím sure youíre open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. Iím returning your Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but Iíll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. and thanks for the Cocaine.

Go milk a cow,
Jo.

Psychos'Я'Us
10-01-10, 14:24
Dear Jo269976
I donít really know how to tell you this,our affair is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter, at the mental hospital and I saw you bit of my boyfriend. Iím sure youíre cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. Iím returning your cut toenails to you, but Iíll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and Iím scratching my butt as you read this.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Love Muffin' xoxo <3

Legend of Lara
10-01-10, 14:26
Dear A,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants in your closet and I saw you knock out the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your pet rock to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Go drown yourself,
hOtGuY666x234

Capt. Murphy
10-01-10, 14:28
Dear Me,

I donít really know how to tell you this, Iím in love with your cat and Our affair is over. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear In your closet and I saw you Carve your initials into My boyfriend The Catholic Priest. Iím sure youíre Frostbitten enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you. Iím returning your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and Iím scratching my butt as you read this.

Go milk a cow,
You

Chocola teapot
10-01-10, 14:32
Lmao This IS Loltastic! :)

Dear Teapot.
I'm unsure how to say this but...I’m in love with your cat.
I realized this when you put cuffs on me At the mental hospital and Drove over My Frostbitten boyfriend.
You need a sex-change. Your Hannah Montana underwear And Your left ear Hate your cooking,
Also Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Lolfina.

Shark_Blade
10-01-10, 14:40
Dear D,
I donít really know how to tell you this, Our romance is over.
I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear at the mental hospital.
I saw you pull the clothes off my boyfriend. Iím sure youíre cowardly enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit.
Iím returning your your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Kiss my butt,
Sharky.

TRfan23
10-01-10, 14:54
Request Deletion.

lara c. fan
10-01-10, 14:57
Dear lara c. fan,

I don't know how to tell you this, youíre a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in a clown suit and I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and thanks for the Cocaine.

Kiss my butt

Oliver.

:vlol: WTF?

You were the last person I spoke to ;)

:vlol:

Tis alright :p

Surohicko
10-01-10, 15:43
Dear Peter,
I don’t really know how to tell you this,I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend. I’m sure you’re Middle-class enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I’m returning your Your false teeth to you, but I’ll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and you should stop picking your nose.

Go drown yourself
Surohicko :D

This is so Weird :vlol:

sandygrimm
10-01-10, 16:02
Dear Ioana,

I don’t really know how to tell you this,You’re a leprechaun. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants At the mental hospital and I saw you Drive over My corned beef hash. I’m sure you’re Open enough to understand That I’m allergic to your earlobes. I’m returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I’ll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Your everlasting enemy...lemon

:vlol:

Lemmie
10-01-10, 16:05
Dear A,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realised it when I saw the purple monkey in your car and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning your toe ring to you but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I always remember the pep talks and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Please don't hurt me,

Me.

TTV
10-01-10, 17:09
Dear Shanice,
I donít really know how to tell you this, Youíre a leprechaun. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. Iím sure youíre Cowardly enough to understand That your driving sucks. Iím returning your Your toe ring to you, but Iíll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember the pep talks and Iím off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Go drown yourself.

Ha, Leprechaun haha. :vlol: *Fits of lolz*