View Full Version : Sleep talking man-actually hilarious

18-01-10, 22:42

I haven't laughed so much in AGES.

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

lara c. fan
18-01-10, 22:45
I lolled at these 3:

"Butt cheeks ahoy. There she blows!"

"You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. My boat, my rules."

"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy. Mmmmmm, pillows."

18-01-10, 22:49
His website has some even funnier ones

"Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."

"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."

19-01-10, 02:26
^ Fake or not, they're incredibly funny :D