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TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 15:03
I just wanna make You smile/laugh! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif Here are some jokes:

The Clocks

Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here.

St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one-second. St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?"

St. Peter says, "Bill's clock is Jesus' office. He's using it as a fan."

The blind man

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

:D :D

here are some piccies!

Piggies @ the beach
http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/piggies_at_the_beach.gif

Man Goes Shopping
http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/man_goes_shopping.jpg

The Easter Dog
http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/the_easter_dog.jpg

hatty
17-10-03, 15:08
lol shame i coudnt see the pics

Wizzkiddo
17-10-03, 15:17
Lol TC!!
I was already :D but now I'm :D :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 15:24
Originally posted by Wizzkiddo:
Lol TC!!
I was already :D but now I'm :D :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif Hi Wizz!
Im glad ive managed to double Your :D and add 2x http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

PSone
17-10-03, 15:30
Very good TC http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

andromeda_eats
17-10-03, 16:18
hey TK!
thanks babe!

hehehehe i like the shopping one :D

TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 16:33
Originally posted by andromeda_eats:
hey TK!
thanks babe!

hehehehe i like the shopping one :D hehe how about the easter dog? You said Yuo liked puppies!!!!!!!! :D :D :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 16:52
http://www.comic-comics.com/pictures/itchy_nose.jpg

TR-Player
17-10-03, 16:53
Originally posted by TopCat.TopBeing:

http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/pictures/man_goes_shopping.jpgThis reminds me of Jackass the Movie!

jun89
17-10-03, 17:11
The clock thing was just great!

TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 17:16
Hey jun! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif
How are You? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

chocco
17-10-03, 17:42
Thanks TC you have me smiling. http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_cool.gif http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_big.gif
Those were fab btw. http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_wink.gif http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_cool.gif

TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 17:45
Originally posted by chocco:
Thanks TC you have me smiling. http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_cool.gif http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_big.gif
Those were fab btw. http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_wink.gif http://www.sawleyparishcitizen.co.uk/letters/letters_smilie_cool.gifsuccess http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

chocco
17-10-03, 17:54
Yes definately. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif

egyptspy
17-10-03, 17:54
Thanks TC! :D That's so sweet of you! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

You made me smile! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

I like the clock one the best!

andromeda_eats
17-10-03, 18:12
Originally posted by TopCat.TopBeing:
[/qb]hehe how about the easter dog? You said Yuo liked puppies!!!!!!!! :D :D :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif [/QB][/QUOTE]

i do! i just thought the shopping one was funny, the puppy one was cute
tehehehe :D

TopCat.TopBeing
17-10-03, 18:29
Originally posted by andromeda_eats:
i do! i just thought the shopping one was funny, the puppy one was cute
tehehehe :D i have a funny pic with a puppy, but i dont wanna post it here cause i think it might not seem so funny to YOU hehe http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif its a lil cruel You know ;)

anywayz, anyone else wanna join me and post some jokes/funny pics? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Steven B
17-10-03, 19:09
LOL!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Thanks! ;)

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/grouphug.gif To everyone!

TopCat.TopBeing
21-10-03, 11:11
bringing the thread back up http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif ... here are some new piccies:

A Cute Baby!
http://www.funniespictures.com/pictures/cute_baby.jpg

Chilling Out
http://www.funniespictures.com/pictures/chilling_out.jpg

Lexie
21-10-03, 11:20
I like the bear http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif not too sure about the baby though. :D :eek:

chocco
21-10-03, 13:03
That baby is no way cute....LOL :D

I like that polar bear photo, cool dude! :cool: :D

tazmine
21-10-03, 14:29
I like the easter dog the best...love his teeth!!! :D