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TheEveningStar
06-12-04, 04:15
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Source: ebaumsworld.com

TheEveningStar
06-12-04, 04:55
i love them all... they are so funny... if you have any others please post them so i can laugh all day long! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-5.gif

andromeda_eats
06-12-04, 05:00
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

mattioz
06-12-04, 07:17
i got a celebrity in my ear! lol

Simulation
06-12-04, 12:34
Originally posted by mattioz:
i got a celebrity in my ear! lolMaybe Huggy Bear was remembering his days as a pimp on Starsky & Hutch?

Catlantean
06-12-04, 17:41
Mariah Carey said:
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." This is f***ing morbid! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif

mattioz
06-12-04, 19:34
lol! :cool: this smily thinks the weather is summer and he is famous (another stupid thing) joking

larasfrend
06-12-04, 19:49
LOL TES! :D Pity there are so few though, they could have kept me giggling all day. Mariah Carey's one sure is stupid. :rolleyes: http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Anubis_AF
06-12-04, 19:51
Funny. ;)

ELEN
06-12-04, 21:42
Originally posted by TheEveningStar:


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

I'm really wondering what is the other part you lose once you are... dead! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

andromeda_eats
06-12-04, 23:50
Originally posted by mattioz:
lol! :cool: this smily thinks the weather is summer and he is famous (another stupid thing) jokingBut it IS summer. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

97jenn
07-12-04, 04:37
Thanks for the laughs -- I needed it! :D