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DragonSlayer
07-05-10, 22:21
I'm sure we all have funny stories to share so please share them.

As some may be aware Irish DJ Gerry Ryan died of a heart attack last week there isn't anything funny about his death, this story came about as a result of his death.

A guy i work with asked me when we were talking about gerry's funeral he also said that it was a good thing jedward weren't singing at the funeral i agreed with him there jedward are awful singers. What music would i pick for his funeral?.

My first choice was if i was burying him: another one bites the dust
My second choice if i was cremating him: Ring Of Fire
My third and final choice would be for when i would be disposing of his ashes: In The Air Tonight

spikejones
07-05-10, 22:43
meh, tryin too hard there. thats almost like the gravedigger that says I'm the last one to let you down, and the first one to throw dirt in your face

Mikky
07-05-10, 22:45
One time a guy was like, ''hello'' and then I was like, ''Hello.''

It was just so funny! :vlol:




























:ton:

remote91
08-05-10, 00:04
Sorry I took so long to comment, I was just sticking my sides back together after that hilarious first post.

IceColdLaraCroft
08-05-10, 01:31
I have an LCD tv and I usually watch the news before I go to work in the morning. A few weeks ago I was eating a bowl of cherrios and had to sneeze. Without thinking I sneezed and all the cheerios went all over my LCD tv. I was SO upset b/c I had to clean it right then and there. It would've hardened on the TV. So I had to get a microfiber cloth and spend a good 15mins trying to clean up the tiny bits of cherrios.

larafan25
08-05-10, 02:45
I have an LCD tv and I usually watch the news before I go to work in the morning. A few weeks ago I was eating a bowl of cherrios and had to sneeze. Without thinking I sneezed and all the cheerios went all over my LCD tv. I was SO upset b/c I had to clean it right then and there. It would've hardened on the TV. So I had to get a microfiber cloth and spend a good 15mins trying to clean up the tiny bits of cherrios.

This is a sad story. :(

Well.....I have alot of funny stories, but I won't shre them just yet. :pi:

Encore
08-05-10, 02:58
I have an LCD tv and I usually watch the news before I go to work in the morning. A few weeks ago I was eating a bowl of cherrios and had to sneeze. Without thinking I sneezed and all the cheerios went all over my LCD tv. I was SO upset b/c I had to clean it right then and there. It would've hardened on the TV. So I had to get a microfiber cloth and spend a good 15mins trying to clean up the tiny bits of cherrios.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/19/129161956766086752.gif

IceColdLaraCroft
08-05-10, 03:08
:hug: thanks

I was upset/angry at the time but I can laugh at it now

Quasimodo
08-05-10, 03:13
The only thing that comes to mind was when my dad was all hunched over and groaning behind the wheel when he dropped me off at the drugstore to buy milk of magnesia because he bought butt bullets by mistake.

DragonSlayer
12-05-10, 19:38
Another story i'll make this a long story short.

Several years back my father came in from work on a friday i told him it was thursday the next day he got up thinking it was friday and went through the usual before going to work routine he was sitting in the car about to pull out of the driveway when the radio told him it was saturday, it would have been funnier if he had made it all the way to work 30 miles away before realising it was saturday.

Poker15
12-05-10, 20:14
I remember when I was on a party and we were bored so we played that game when you walk around the chairs on u have to sit donw quickly.
I was going to sit on a chair but someone was about to sit there aswell, so i pushed him but a bit to hard so he fell exacly with the face on the cake.:vlol:
But noone tough that it was me.:p

peeves
12-05-10, 22:42
One time in school at boces 3 and a half years ago I was in math class and i wanted to use the blue book but ms. borchers and russo said no i had to use the red instead because i didn't reach that course yet so since i wanted to use the blue one i didn't do my work and i had the blue book on my desk and ms. fran russo said that would be a bummer to just stare at the blue book and not get my work done in the red course book. So all of a sudden i laughed because i was thinking of that Mr. Scrooge xmas commercial where the part he says "Ice cream for everyone" that visa commercial so i laughed and ms. russo took me to the quiet room and says "you'll think about what you done". :vlol:

Poker15
13-05-10, 21:45
Once I called my teacher mom.:rolleyes:
But she didn't hear.:pi:

DragonSlayer
19-12-10, 12:33
Bump

I was in town yesterday waiting for a friend (her bus was delayed) so i went to xtra-vision while i was waiting for her when i got there, there was a cat waiting outside the door wanting to get in so i left him/her in the cat which i call moe belongs to one 3 nearby pubs, it wasn't until after i left xtra-vision that i thought of asking moe did he have any id to rent the 18-rated movies :tea:

Dream_Raider
19-12-10, 14:14
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/19/129161956766086752.gif

love the pic :D


Once I called my teacher mom.:rolleyes:
EVERYBODY HEARD.:pi:

My version :o :(

larafan25
19-12-10, 15:23
Bump

I was in town yesterday waiting for a friend (her bus was delayed) so i went to xtra-vision while i was waiting for her when i got there, there was a cat waiting outside the door wanting to get in so i left him/her in the cat which i call moe belongs to one 3 nearby pubs, it wasn't until after i left xtra-vision that i thought of asking moe did he have any id to rent the 18-rated movies :tea:

You wanted to ask a cat for porn?:confused:

remote91
19-12-10, 15:52
Look at my first hilarious post in this thread...then leave

cezy rockeru
19-12-10, 16:29
Once I called my teacher mom.:rolleyes:
But she didn't hear.:pi:

Once I told my teacher "Miss!Can we continue?"
He was a guy,and I didn't observe:eek:

BrandonFlowers
19-12-10, 16:44
I was at a Stars Wars exhibition a few years ago and bumped into someone so I said "oops sorry" He then made a really heavy breathing noise, i realised I had said sorry to a Darth Vadar dummy.

digitizedboy
19-12-10, 16:47
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/19/129161956766086752.gif

hahah cool

I HAVE to try that one of these days.

DragonSlayer
19-12-10, 21:49
You wanted to ask a cat for porn?:confused:

xtra-vision doesn't rent porn, porn is x-rated 21 and above i believe by 18-rated i mean movies like the punisher (the one with Tom Jane not the others) and American History X, not the movies you have in mind.

Changeling
19-12-10, 21:58
Sorry I took so long to comment, I was just sticking my sides back together after that hilarious first post.

So far this is the only post in this thread that has even made me giggle...

moodydog
19-12-10, 23:32
I once got stuck down the toilet...

DragonSlayer
22-12-10, 16:32
I once got stuck down the toilet...

:vlol: that is just so random it's not every day you see someone admit that happened to them.

sandygrimm
22-12-10, 16:42
My brother forgot his thermos coffee cup on his car, and drove off this morning. Than he call me to go look for it, see if it's still in one piece. It was. but just before I got to it, after I saw it on the street, someone threw it in the dumpster... needless to say I had to go get it :p

laramurphy
22-12-10, 17:30
Sorry I took so long to comment, I was just sticking my sides back together after that hilarious first post.

LMAO XD I lold

DragonSlayer
08-04-11, 23:34
At the place where i'm doing my course, we were kicking a football around when the dog i saw at the bus stop a few weeks back ran up to us took the ball in his mouth and ran off with it, the dog is friendly not at all vicious he was just having fun, the guy who owns the ball was standing next to him when he took the ball, we were in stitches laughing at him it was like the dog was saying :cen: you this is my ball now catch me if you can.

Apathetic
08-04-11, 23:37
The other weekend I was driving with my friends to Michigan, so I'm in the back left, my friend is to my right, and my other friend is in the front passenger seat and we were being crazy and dumb after just getting fast food: My friend didn't know what to do with her ranch so she threw it out the window while we were on the highway only for it to fly back in through the back windows and it went ALL over my friends face and in her hair. I was dying laughing. Lmfao.

larafan25
08-04-11, 23:56
The other weekend I was driving with my friends to Michigan, so I'm in the back left, my friend is to my right, and my other friend is in the front passenger seat and we were being crazy and dumb after just getting fast food: My friend didn't know what to do with her ranch so she threw it out the window while we were on the highway only for it to fly back in through the back windows and it went ALL over my friends face and in her hair. I was dying laughing. Lmfao.

:vlol:

At first it sounded like Rebecca Black's Friday! This is so funny!

Apathetic
09-04-11, 03:20
:vlol:

At first it sounded like Rebecca Black's Friday! This is so funny!

I know. :p The funny part was we just left like 10 minutes before and the car ride was two hours. xD

Lara_Zoz2006
09-04-11, 08:22
Oh good I have a similar one with dogs , chris and I were walking in the field to get to a town just over it and a lot of plp walk there dogs , well we were almost at the end of the field where a lot of bushes are and there was no one in sight and just a old looking tennis ball , honestly no one was there for ages so for a giggle I just ran up and booted it and it went right into the bushes !!! At which point this old woman and her little dog came round the corner and she was saying to the dog in that voice u know "where's the ball , go get the ball " ..... Well I died inside I tell ya lol , chris was peeing himself laughing I was so embarrased lol .


Another funny one , when I was younger we often went on holiday , we had a van because there were 6 of us , anyways we stopped to get petrol and the windows were open and we were all eating monster munch hot flavour crisps , well my sister head was right near the window and this guy was on the other side filling petrol in his car , my sis starting choking on a crisp and water was streaming from her eyes And she burped farted and sneezed all at the same time lol hahahha I don't know if it was panic or what but we were all howling apart from my sis obviously and this guys face was a picture

xXhayleyroxXx
09-04-11, 08:29
Oh good I have a similar one with dogs , chris and I were walking in the field to get to a town just over it and a lot of plp walk there dogs , well we were almost at the end of the field where a lot of bushes are and there was no one in sight and just a old looking tennis ball , honestly no one was there for ages so for a giggle I just ran up and booted it and it went right into the bushes !!! At which point this old woman and her little dog came round the corner and she was saying to the dog in that voice u know "where's the ball , go get the ball " ..... Well I died inside I tell ya lol , chris was peeing himself laughing I was so embarrased lol .


Another funny one , when I was younger we often went on holiday , we had a van because there were 6 of us , anyways we stopped to get petrol and the windows were open and we were all eating monster munch hot flavour crisps , well my sister head was right near the window and this guy was on the other side filling petrol in his car , my sis starting choking on a crisp and water was streaming from her eyes And she burped farted and sneezed all at the same time lol hahahha I don't know if it was panic or what but we were all howling apart from my sis obviously and this guys face was a picture

Omg, they're hilarious! :vlol: :')

DragonSlayer
02-05-11, 22:33
I remember reading in a paper a few years back about a teenager who blew the roof off his house, i can't remember exactly what it was he was doing that led to the roof being blown off the house i think he was either cooking some food or heating up several cans of deodorant on the cooker, more than likely it was the deodorant cans on the cooker that did it, all i remember thinking is that has Malcolm in the middle's Reese written all over it.

the_legend
02-05-11, 23:06
i was mentally getting ready asking somebody something about popcorn, but somehow i screwed up letters and i ended up with the word copporn. thank god i haven't spell it out :D. it even came in a video by soundlyawake :p

Spong
02-05-11, 23:33
I was on a bus once. While I was stood at the front, waiting for it to stop, I noticed the the indicator flashing in front of the driver as he pulled up, it had the words 'turn indicator' written above it on the dash. As the door opened and I went to get off, I said "turn you very much" to the driver. I laughed at my stupidity, he was probably confused.

DragonSlayer
04-06-11, 11:47
I was on a bus once. While I was stood at the front, waiting for it to stop, I noticed the the indicator flashing in front of the driver as he pulled up, it had the words 'turn indicator' written above it on the dash. As the door opened and I went to get off, I said "turn you very much" to the driver. I laughed at my stupidity, he was probably confused.

:vlol:

I was watching a movie with my parents a few years back, it's called Dead End it's about these 4 people driving somewhere i think they were on the way home or they were going to a family members house anyway the road seemingly had no end, how they never ran out of petrol i'll never know after a while weird stuff starts happening to each one of them the son got stabbed by someone, don't remember what happened to the dad, the daughter survived and the mother part of her skull was split open exposing her brain, i turned to my mother and said i guess that makes her the brains of the outfit. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_End_%282003_film%29

ryan91
04-06-11, 12:10
when I was a kid, me and two friends of mine were riding bikes. one of them fell and started to groan in pain. that was a damn hilarious fall but since it's mean to laugh, I tried so hard not to laugh but I barely stood still. then I saw my other friends face. he was biting his cheeks from the inside as if he was trying really hard not to smile and this made me want to laugh even more. me and this friend of mine ran a few blocks and found a place where he can't hear us. and we started to laugh maniacally. we literally rolled on the floor while he was rolling on the floor because of pain :D. it was mean and hilarious at the same time :D.

FloTheMachine
04-06-11, 16:16
I was in church and my mum farted. -_-
Everyone, I mean everyone turned around.

cezy rockeru
04-06-11, 16:18
I was in a bus with all my friends,when a guy came in and started singing really,really crappy music. We started dancing on it,as a joke[even though we didn't even like that type of music],and then the ppl in the bus told us to GTFO,and so did the driver. ._.
MMKAY,NO COOKIES FOR YOU.

trfanX34
04-06-11, 16:28
I was in church and my mum farted. -_-
Everyone, I mean everyone turned around.

Talking about churches, I once entered one coz my grandma wanted me to come with her, and I tripped over a step. I shouted "Damn God!"

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And ran out of the church. lol

Lee1711
04-06-11, 16:49
The last time I was in France, a pigeon flew into my face. It was painful U_U

FloTheMachine
04-06-11, 17:06
Talking about churches, I once entered one coz my grandma wanted me to come with her, and I tripped over a step. I shouted "Damn God!"

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And ran out of the church. lol

Yeah but your gran didn't fart in the middle of it when everyone was quiet did she? :vlol:

trfanX34
05-06-11, 12:07
Yeah but your gran didn't fart in the middle of it when everyone was quiet did she? :vlol:

IDK. I wasn't there. Maybe she did :o

Apathetic
05-06-11, 12:51
The other weekend I was driving with my friends to Michigan, so I'm in the back left, my friend is to my right, and my other friend is in the front passenger seat and we were being crazy and dumb after just getting fast food: My friend didn't know what to do with her ranch so she threw it out the window while we were on the highway only for it to fly back in through the back windows and it went ALL over my friends face and in her hair. I was dying laughing. Lmfao.

I remember this. Hahaha.

Mr Tomb
05-06-11, 13:20
i'm not a funny person though :pi::pi::pi::pi::pi::pi: and even if i have a joke i ruin :whi:
last day was the last day at school :ton: they threw an egg on my friend's head who was sitting next to me :ton: she past out in the street in front of everyone ! all the students and teachers were loooking like : wtf ! i called 991 and an ambulance came to pick her up ! she was screaming and crying :pi:
it's not a funny story, but i just wanted to mention it :ton:

Ikas90
05-06-11, 13:55
When i get bored i take my AK-47 and shoot cows and pigs and horses LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL not rly

StefanJ94
05-06-11, 13:56
When i get bored i take my AK-47 and shoot cows and pigs and horses LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL not rly
:vlol: I remember the whole Mood Thread argument :vlol: :vlol: XD
good one :tmb:

scremanie
05-06-11, 14:07
Once I drove to the coast with my friend, and on the way home we used her GPS (which is suicidal), and it told us to take a sharp left when we were on the middle of a bridge.

We stopped at the next gas station and turned it off, wrapped it in a towel and put it in the boot.

CroftGameGirl
05-06-11, 14:10
I was out camping once with a whole bunch of other friends from school etc., and one day, for some reason, one of the boys was carrying half an eggshell he probably found somewhere on a stick and taking it everywhere, and my friend thought it was so disgusting, so she tried grabbing the stick to shake off the shell, when it went flying in my face XD, so I run off to the bathroom (running away to make her feel guilty, teehee) in flipflops, while she's running after me in trainers, and somehow, she manages to fall and cut her knee really badly :o I felt so bad afterwards, because she couldn't join in any of the activities we were doing later on, but it was funny nontheless :vlol:

Agent Dee
05-06-11, 19:17
one time i was cleaning out my garage got all the stuff out of it onto the driveway to start sweeping the floor, and a squirrel jumped down from the overhang above the garage door and landed on me, freaked me out, i shook him off and he ran away. a few minutes later, that fuzzy bastard did it again!

Tombraider95
05-06-11, 22:42
Once me and my friend were doing the Paper round in the snow and it was very icy everywhere, and we were crossing this road which was covered in ice. Half way across my friend slipped over and landed on her side, then the trolly full of papers fell on top of her lol I was standing there and we were both laughing and I went to help her but then I slipped over and landed next to her lol it was so funny.

Another time was again doing the paper round with the same friend and at the end we took turns to sit in the trolley and the other one pull. It was my turn to sit down so as we swooped I sat in the trolley and thinking she was holding it i leant back and fell straight backwards to the ground and the metal bar went onto her foot so she couldn't move. We were both laughing our heads off and at this point the football which we had was rolling down the road but were too busy laughing to react as I didn't realise the bar was on her foot so she couldn't run after it. Lol

Tonyrobinson
05-06-11, 23:48
I went to Irish Catholic School so I had to make a Communion when I was eight, anyway at my communion in the Chapel the Priest was giving a reading and all of a sudden someones mobile phone rang and they had the Tubular Bell's Excorcist themetune as their ringtone. :p

xXhayleyroxXx
05-06-11, 23:49
My mum fell down a rabbit hole yesterday. No, she didn't find Wonderland :p