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Mikky
10-05-10, 04:34
This game used to be pretty popular some time ago. I don't know if it was either TRF or the Eidos one that it used to be in.

Well, anyway, it's pretty simple. Let me explain with some examples:

Obviously it will start with me, so I'll say: ''Lara got up from bed one morning.......''

And then the next person can say: ''.....And was suddenly attacked by aliens but.....''

And then somebody else would post: ''Lara got out her guns and then...''

It's basically an never ending story, and can go on FOREVER.

And please don't write ''the end'' and the end of your post, as this would completely ruin the game. :smk:

I hope everyone understands, and enjoys it! :D

So, let's get started! :jmp:

Lara was exploring some ruins, deep in a exotic jungle, when suddenly...

Andyroo
10-05-10, 04:42
Her Ipod battery went dead, halfway through The Beach Boys. So she decided to....

Tony9595
10-05-10, 04:48
...use the search function to find the million of similar (some even closed because of large amounts of spam) threads in tomb raider forums...

GameGlitcher77
10-05-10, 05:02
...use the search function to find the million of similar (some even closed because of large amounts of spam) threads in tomb raider forums...

foreshadowing aren't we... :pi:

...when her Internet Explorer server crashed and she angerily threw it into a nearby river where it shorted-out...

lcaddict
10-05-10, 05:37
A tiger hopped in front of her and she...

lunavixen
10-05-10, 05:37
...shot it to pieces with...

Mikky
10-05-10, 05:57
...with her assualt rifle. Lara decided to continue exploring the ruins, but then...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 06:05
... she realized she was out of Fiji water, so she...

almayah
10-05-10, 10:17
Took a bottle of alcohol...

CiaKonwerski
10-05-10, 10:18
and drink until she passed out...

Mikky
10-05-10, 10:20
I was ninja'd. :p

Suddenly, Larson popped out of nowhere, and then Lara...

almayah
10-05-10, 10:27
...Kicked his between his legs, and he...

Mikky
10-05-10, 10:52
Feels like I'm the only one playing this game. :vlol:

...suddenly realized he had a bomb on him and exploded! Lara is injured by the explosion but realizes...

CelticGuard
10-05-10, 10:59
...that she was going to pass out. When she awoke an hour later..

Mikky
10-05-10, 11:08
...she was in her house. Out of nowhere, Natla comes and tries to kiss Lara, for some reason, but Lara then...

bloodstormaoa
10-05-10, 11:15
...reaches down to Natla's....

Mikky
10-05-10, 11:17
:vlol: behave, you! :smk:

...belly and tickles her until she gives up trying to kiss Lara. Lara then decides to...

almayah
10-05-10, 11:39
kiss Natla if she gives her a lollypop...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 11:44
A delicious lollipop... Of POISON! :mis:

Which she ate with glee... as Natla braided her hair into pigtails and painted her toenails whilst dressed in their pink pajamas....

almayah
10-05-10, 11:46
..Lara knew Natla was gonna rape her(sorry if this is against rules :o) :mis:
So she called Alister to keep Natla busy till Lara gets her pink teddy bear A.K.A a BOMB
Natla was trying to get the hair brush out of her hair, when Lara...

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:22
:yik: Rape? What has this game turned into? :vlol:

...was suddenly magically teleported to an ancient temple somewhere in Australia. She noticed that...

almayah
10-05-10, 12:22
the temple was made out of candy...

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:26
More people seriously need to join in. :vlol:

Lara was confused but decided it was best to get out of there. A big candy monster popped out of nowhere and Lara then...

BlueJ97
10-05-10, 12:30
ate the candy monster

after that lara suddenly saw A...

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:33
...a helicopter. It was Zip picking her up. When Lara got back home. she decided to take a shower. The floor underneath her suddenly opened up and she realized she was in...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 12:35
puddle of her own vomit. She then realized it was a side effect of the poison. She hadn't been teleported, it was just a hallucination. She felt each breath grow heavier and heavier... She knew it wouldn't be long before she came to the gates of that big tomb in the sky....

Edit: I posted after "Lara suddenly saw A...." So, it still works. :vlol:

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:37
...suddenly, she woke up! She realized that everything she had saw was a dream. She looked to her left and saw Winston standing naked next to her. She then...

almayah
10-05-10, 12:39
slapped him and requested her breakfast so she could...

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:41
...get ready for her date with Totec. She went into her cupboard to get her clothes, but out of nowhere she saw...

almayah
10-05-10, 12:45
...get ready for her date with Totec. She went into her cupboard to get her clothes, but out of nowhere she saw...

Doppleganger spying her :vlol:
Doppleganger said:...

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:49
...''long time no see,''

Lara ordered her to get out. Suddenly men with guns came rushing into the room. Both women jumped through the bedroom window. They landed safely and then....

Darkboy91
10-05-10, 12:51
... they hide in the grass and after that they run away,and then Zip came into the room...

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:53
...but was shot by one of the men who managed to survive somehow! Zip died. Lara decided...

Darkboy91
10-05-10, 12:54
...to turn around and shot the men to dead.
and Doppelganger shouted and said.....

Mikky
10-05-10, 12:56
...''let's find out who's in charge of these men''

Both women got into the car to try and find the bad guy, but then suddenly...

Darkboy91
10-05-10, 12:57
... they crashed into a tree,because Lara has dust in her eyes,then they lied on the street...

almayah
10-05-10, 13:02
... they crashed into a tree,because Lara has dust in her eyes,then they lied on the street...

she woke up, and realised her mp4 got broke, so she killed the bad guys..and doppleganger...

Darkboy91
10-05-10, 13:03
...shouted really loud''THE MP4 PLAYER IS BROKEN OMG,what do we now??,we cant listen to music any longer'' but then.....

almayah
10-05-10, 13:05
...shouted really loud''THE MP4 PLAYER IS BROKEN OMG,what do we now??,we cant listen to music any longer'' but then.....

A magical fairy came and gave Lara mp5(:p) and gave the doppleganger ps4
They said:...

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:06
... ''thank you fairy, now **** off'' Suddenly...

Darkboy91
10-05-10, 13:06
winston came out of the shaded corner with a granat in his hand .....

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:09
Lara shot Winston and then suddenly decided to take a holiday in India. When she got there, she...

almayah
10-05-10, 13:09
Got in to her swimsuit, but realised there's no pool, so she...

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:11
...made her own pool. Kurtis suddenly came and did the venus dance. Lara was very confused so she...

moodydog
10-05-10, 13:11
listened to some music and danced with him. Larason then...

BlueJ97
10-05-10, 13:11
EDIT:
@mikky
dived from the top of the diving board and cracked her head

almayah
10-05-10, 13:15
EDIT:
@mikky
dived from the top of the diving board and cracked her head

Kurtis opened her head to preform a dangeorus brain surgery :eek:
Lara woke up...

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:15
...and a giant UFO suddenly invaded Lara and took her to a tomb in another planet. Lara decided...

BlueJ97
10-05-10, 13:19
...and a giant UFO suddenly invaded Lara and took her to a tomb in another planet. Lara decided...
to raid the tomb

lara saw the treasure then suddenly

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:21
...a giant alien attacked her. Lara shot at it and...

almayah
10-05-10, 13:40
...a giant alien attacked her. Lara shot at it and...

And they started dancing, when Rutland came and he...

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:42
...started to dancw with them. The ground started to shake for some reason when...

January_Snow*
10-05-10, 13:46
...started to dancw with them. The ground started to shake for some reason when...

suddenly the whole tomb started collapsing. Lara did a swan dive back to earth...

Mikky
10-05-10, 13:48
She dived to Earth? :vlol:

...she landed in Venice, when suddenly...

BlueJ97
10-05-10, 13:49
EDIT:
she saw bartoli and his henchmen dancing

xXhayleyroxXx
10-05-10, 13:50
She nodded her head in approval -- they were bustin' some good moves! However...

BlueJ97
10-05-10, 13:52
She nodded her head in approval -- they were bustin' some good moves! However...
she saw kraken who appeared out of nowhere and dragged her under the sea
then..

merder
10-05-10, 13:58
...she had a hunch the Kraken might be ticklish. So...

michaeldt
10-05-10, 13:58
Lara got out a box full of whisky and drank herself silly, she passed out only to realise....

almayah
10-05-10, 14:00
It wasn't alcohol, but water, and she was faking :p

michaeldt
10-05-10, 14:01
so she then went up to the Kraken and asked "Got any Whisky?" The Kraken handed her a big cup full of whisky and Lara gulped it in a second

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:04
Lara got out a box full of whisky and drank herself silly, she passed out only to realise....

How is this connected to the previous posts? :confused: Well, anyway...

Lara suddenly woke up. She looked around and realized that she was still in Venice. She must of passed out when she landed on Earth. Suddenly...

CelticGuard
10-05-10, 14:04
...Lady Gaga came in and poked Laras face. Lara said,"...

michaeldt
10-05-10, 14:06
"I'l Po-Po-Po-Po-poke your face!"

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:06
...Lady Gaga came in and poked Laras face. Lara said,"...

Random! :vlol:

And then they both did the Telephone dance when out of nowhere...

Lara Fan 4Life
10-05-10, 14:08
But Lara was no Honey B and didn't know the Telephone dance, so Gaga left ...

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:09
... and Lara decided to get dancing lessons. On the way to her classes, she encountered...

Lara Fan 4Life
10-05-10, 14:10
... Chris Brown, who pulled a Rihanna on her!

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:12
:vlol: You guys are killing me!

Unlike Rihanna, Lara fought back and killed him She was now on the run from the law and decided...

CelticGuard
10-05-10, 14:17
...that she must get out of this Disturbia! as she shouted, 'bum bum be dum' she saw Amanda holding the wraith stone...

Lara Fan 4Life
10-05-10, 14:19
... Which then somehow transformed into a car and she said to Lara ''shut up and drive'''! :D

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:19
...They both decided make out but then, suddenly...

CelticGuard
10-05-10, 14:21
suddenly Amanda realised she just HAD to pee.

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:23
...so she peed in Lara's mouth! After that, they drove off in their car and went...

Lara Fan 4Life
10-05-10, 14:25
... To Hogwarts! :D

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:26
...where she met Harry Potter and that ginger boy and girl. Harry gave Lara and Amanda a magic wand and...

Lara Fan 4Life
10-05-10, 14:29
... And Lara ''accidently'' turned Amanda into a cheese burger, which she gladly eat as she was feeling hungry!

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:31
...out of nowhere, Superman came flying in and said to Lara...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 14:42
"Do you always have Kryptonite with you!?" And Lara said...

BlueJ97
10-05-10, 14:44
No in tr3 voice

suddenly batman also appears....

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:46
...who gets into a fight with Superman. Lara decides that it's best to stay clear and heads to England. On her way back she meets...

Sgt BOMBULOUS
10-05-10, 14:50
...Ted Koppel. They have lunch and exchange banana cream pie recipes...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 14:51
...The only problem is, Winston and Zip are dead, so Lara has none, therefore she...

michaeldt
10-05-10, 14:52
Random! :vlol:

And then they both did the Telephone dance when out of nowhere...

why didn't you continue from mine? :confused:

Mikky
10-05-10, 14:56
why didn't you continue from mine? :confused:

Uh, yes I did. She sang Poker Face and than did the Telephone dance.

...she used her Digivice to...

danjodan
10-05-10, 15:02
...The only problem is, Winston and Zip are dead, so Lara has none, therefore she...

...takes out a gun and...

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:03
^^ You have to continue from the latest post. ;)

Legend of Lara
10-05-10, 15:07
...she used her Digivice to...

...call Kurtis, who was on a nearby rooftop...

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 15:09
...Suddenly, Lara glitches up and turns to a blocky mess resembling missingno, Her foot then...

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:10
... Her foot falls off. Kurtis falls of the rooftop and dies. Lara couldn't care less, so with the help of Wonder Woman, she flew back to Thailand because...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:19
...she needed to turn things back to how they were a few days/weeks ago...

michaeldt
10-05-10, 15:19
Uh, yes I did. She sang Poker Face and than did the Telephone dance.

...she used her Digivice to...

oh, sorry, since you quoted the other guy I thought you were continuing him :o
sorry for the misunderstanding :)

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:21
oh, sorry, since you quoted the other guy I thought you were continuing him :o
sorry for the misunderstanding :)

That's okay. :hug:

So back to the game...

...but Toby Gard suddenly appeared out of nowhere! :eek: He said to Lara...

Legend of Lara
10-05-10, 15:22
..."Now you shall die because I am Toby Gard and my word is absolute!"...

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 15:23
Lara then turns beige and rolls down a hill.

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:25
Then Lara remembers that there is only one thing that's absolut in this world- Absolut Vodka. And of course she happens to have some, so she decides to...

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:25
...to break all of her bones and has to have surgery to fix her. 6 weeks later, she...''

Sgt BOMBULOUS
10-05-10, 15:27
... Her foot falls off. Kurtis falls of the rooftop and dies. Lara couldn't care less, so with the help of Wonder Woman, she flew back to Thailand because...

Because she can get a replacement foot there. (:confused:)

igonge
10-05-10, 15:28
...to break all of her bones and has to have surgery to fix her. 6 weeks later, she...''

...went shopping for turkey as it was that time of year again. She got to the checkout of ASDA to find that she had...

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 15:30
Are people allowed to skip parts of the story by quoting? :confused:

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:31
Because she can get a replacement foot there. (:confused:)

:ton:

...went shopping for turkey as it was that time of year again. She got to the checkout of ASDA to find that she had...

actually been shopping in Tesco! :eek: She then decides to...

@Chocola guy. No, it's just that it tends to get a bit confusing, so qouting helps. :p

Lucky Cookie
10-05-10, 15:31
Get in the car and drive like a maniac...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:31
Are people allowed to skip parts of the story by quoting? :confused:

I don't think so.

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 15:34
:ton:



actually been shopping in Tesco! :eek: She then decides to...

@Chocola guy. No, it's just that it tends to get a bit confusing, so qouting helps. :p

No, people tend to SKIP peices of the stoy by quoting an older post.

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:38
No, people tend to SKIP peices of the stoy by quoting an older post.

In that case, punch these people for me. :p

Anyway, back to the game...

..she crashes the car and gets out, unharmed. She spots Werner Von Croy in the distance and...

Sgt BOMBULOUS
10-05-10, 15:39
In that case, punch these people for me. :p

Anyway, back to the game...

..she crashes the car and gets out, unharmed. She spots Werner Von Croy in the distance and...

Screams: "Coconut, broccoli, hotdog!!!"

Lucky Cookie
10-05-10, 15:39
He turns around and see's Lara...

igonge
10-05-10, 15:40
and shouts: "Oi! Fatty!". To which she turns to complain that she is of average size.

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:42
...Werner is suddenly squashed by a meteor! Lara escapes to a nearby mansion filled with zombies. Lara then...

igonge
10-05-10, 15:43
...queries whether she's in the correct game or not.

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:44
She decides it doesn't matter and tries a Jill cosplay...

herothing
10-05-10, 15:44
-

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 15:45
But then she triggers a spike trap right underneath her feet. :(

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:45
...she figures she must be in a different dimension! :eek: She crashes on the floor after falling down. Zombies rush toward her and then...

igonge
10-05-10, 15:46
explode. But just then...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:46
She rushes to the Aston Martin with the ejector seat!

igonge
10-05-10, 15:47
The car starts talking to her. "WTF?!" She screams.

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 15:47
And it launches her up to a spike ceiling at over 1000 miles per hour. :(

herothing
10-05-10, 15:47
She finds out the spikes are made from foam and then ...

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:48
...she ditches the car (it's a car right?) and grows wings and flys towards Eygpt...

Guys, too many posts at the same time. give it time. :o

igonge
10-05-10, 15:48
But her good friend spider-man swings in and saves her from Egyptian bats :confused:

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:48
This makes Natla jealous, so she zaps away Spiderman and...

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:50
This is easy to solve. ;)

Lara suddenly woke up in Lisbon and realized that everything that had happened was a dream. Suddenly...

igonge
10-05-10, 15:52
...she woke up from another dream and...
(we've got ourselves a plot for TR9 :mis:)

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 15:52
they go out for fudgesicles and steal candy.

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:52
she realizes she's in the 1930's! She knows of some great stuff she can do in this time period...

[Xmas]
10-05-10, 15:53
But she decided to brush her teeths with the bottle of jag instead...

igonge
10-05-10, 15:54
...but it rots her teeth.

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:54
...she decides to have sex with all the men in that time period for some reason, and used Doctor Who's Police Box to time travel back to 2010. But...

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 15:56
It turns out to be Paris Hiltons police box instead taking her to Planet Blonde.

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:56
but she left her PDA behind, and realized it could destroy the timeline...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 15:56
She contracts and uncurable and fatal VD. :(

But a time rift has already caused a cataclysm in her own time - to which she cannot return... Not even to get the dang cure for her prostituting herself. *cries*

igonge
10-05-10, 15:57
Which she cures with super curable uncurable gel.

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 15:57
She decides to get shaken, not stirred but in the process ingests foxglove/digitalis...

young Lara Croft
10-05-10, 15:59
...wich gives her an indigestion....

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 15:59
and bad gas.

Mikky
10-05-10, 15:59
I have no idea what you guys are on about! :vlol:

..she then jumps up and down over and over again. Out of nowhere comes...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:00
and decides to have a cigarette.

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 16:01
A bus! But it stops her heart long enough to save her from the digitalis that would have otherwise killed her...

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 16:02
Sadly she turns into a man and must thus be reffered to as a 'He'.

igonge
10-05-10, 16:02
Her new gender was questionable as...

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:02
You guys have seriously gotta slow down. :o

... with her new found manyness, she decides to go to the gym. But...

igonge
10-05-10, 16:07
her arms pop.

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:10
...she's rushed to the hosipital. While she's there, she meets...

LightningRider
10-05-10, 16:11
...Jocelyn Wilderstein. She (Jocelyn) slaps her then gets chased away by...

herothing
10-05-10, 16:12
a huge cat that actually..

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:13
is ...A deranged hamburglar on crack thinking her legs are hamburgers and proceeds to gnaw them off of her. Then she slinks her body the rest of the way to the hospital.

igonge
10-05-10, 16:13
But on that following Saturday...

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:14
@herothing ...eats Justin Beiber, who appeared out of nowhwhere. Lara is now very tire and just wants to go home, but...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 16:14
She remembers that she still has that bottle of Absolut Vodka and decides to have a drink

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:16
...so she drinks it and goes back home.

(this is where we should continue ignoge's post: but on that following Saturday)

igonge
10-05-10, 16:17
LOL :p
But on that following saturday...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:18
But gets arrested for public intoxication and was due for court in 5 minutes. :(

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:19
^^That could work. :p

but she escapes from prison and goes to Brazil for some reason and..

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:20
she finds where Mikky lives and turns off his computer and demands he goes outside to get some fresh air and exercise!

peeves
10-05-10, 16:20
AAAGGH beaten goddammit! :hea: :mad:
And so she turns it off when...

igonge
10-05-10, 16:22
...a rabid old man runs naked past the bushes!

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:23
she finds where Mikky lives and turns off his computer and demands he goes outside to get some fresh air and exercise!

:vlol: :ton:

AAAGGH beaten goddammit! :hea: :mad:
And so she turns it off when...

Suddenly a big bird attacks her. She then...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:24
...a rabid old man runs naked past the bushes!

to which George replies; "Was that an evildoer?"

ah crap. ;)

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:26
Lara shoots this ''George'' person (who the hell is George :confused: ) and transforms into Sailor Moon. She then does...

igonge
10-05-10, 16:27
a backflip.

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:28
...and then another flip...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 16:29
Feeling much better now, she decides to travel to Tokyo and investigate Godzilla sightings...

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:30
she realizes that Godzilla is nothing to do with Japan (is it?) and goes to Antartica for the fun of it. Suddenly...

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:32
she realizes that Godzilla is nothing to do with Japan (is it?) and goes to Antartica for the fun of it. Suddenly...

^Yes.

But the pilot flying the plane was a retard and flew to Japan anyway.... :pi:

Taking the plane along with him. :D

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 16:34
Once there she hears screaming and yelling and looks up to see a giant bowl of punch come crashing through a wall yelling "OH YEAH!"

Capt. Murphy
10-05-10, 16:38
"..Oh Yeah - I'm doomed!" Then a giant lizard hand reaches in grabs the, uh, "punch bowl" ;) and drinks what's inside him. Then Godzilla had to take a leak and flooded the whole city.

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:40
...Lara escapes Japan as quickly as possible and goes to Spain to have a break. While sun-bathing, she meets...

Alpharaider47
10-05-10, 16:40
And that's how Godzilla saved Tokyo from Kool-Aid. Lara luckily had her yacht brought over and was able to escape the massive tidal wave Godzilla unleashed.

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:42
^^ You're gonna have to edit that. ;)

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 16:42
Lara's spanish sunbathing towel then violently exploded.

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:46
... but she managed to use Shield Card to protect herself, and...

Lee croft
10-05-10, 16:47
..Finally put her hair in a braid..

Mikky
10-05-10, 16:49
... she then called Wonder Woman again and flew to China, where she met...

peeves
10-05-10, 16:51
Howard Stern to say hi...
(Isn't there a post per day limit in this thread?)

Mikky
10-05-10, 17:06
Howard Stern to say hi...
(Isn't there a post per day limit in this thread?)

No, I don't think so.

...this Howard guy suddenly turned into a big bird that attacked Lara. Then...

Reckless Lara
10-05-10, 17:08
She started screaming and called Winston to get her guns.

Lara Fan 4Life
10-05-10, 17:27
... But she forgot that she locked him in the fridge, so she had to use a ...

Reckless Lara
10-05-10, 17:31
axe to break the door but unfortunately...

the ancient
10-05-10, 18:17
there were 20 Robot ninja's behind the door who...

herothing
10-05-10, 18:17
were actually robotic version of both Zip and Alister...

the ancient
10-05-10, 18:21
Robo Alister started singing Justin Bieber songs and Zipprobo shooted purple lazerbeams...

herothing
10-05-10, 18:23
Robo Alister started singing Justin Bieber songs and Zipprobo shooted purple lazerbeams...

(Don't even go there :p)

Robo Zipo shoots Robo Alister with the purple laserbeam by accident, it bounced off a mirror and hits himself, blowing them both up..... (a mouthful, i know :P)

Uzi master
10-05-10, 18:32
so then Lara took a shower, while winston followed her...

herothing
10-05-10, 18:34
Winston farted, Lara heard and replied to his fart 'Don't you think you've seen enough'? *Whips out shotgun from nowhere and blasts him away *:p

igonge
10-05-10, 18:43
He was blasted so hard that Lara couldn't even see him anymore, so she quickly advertises for a new bulter in the paper.

herothing
10-05-10, 18:45
Kurtis applies for the job the next day !!

the ancient
10-05-10, 18:45
But he is a spy for Pierre Dupont

MsRedFoxx
10-05-10, 18:47
And gets dragged away by mummies because of it which makes Lara...

young Lara Croft
10-05-10, 18:48
want to retire from her career ...

igonge
10-05-10, 18:52
...of fish gutting with...

herothing
10-05-10, 18:53
Captain Hook and his friend...

igonge
10-05-10, 18:54
...Turanga Leela (Futurama :p)

Poker15
10-05-10, 19:45
Threw up 5 bucks from lara's wallet and lara...

herothing
10-05-10, 19:46
..used that 5 dollars to pay off the Tibetan guy from the very first part of the first game who gets chewed up by the wolves :p.

silviu_raider
10-05-10, 19:48
Lara saw that her undies were missing and...

herothing
10-05-10, 19:50
Went to her cabinet and changed to 'Winter Orange' :p....

Poker15
10-05-10, 19:52
But in the winter orange there was a very gross..

robm_2007
10-05-10, 19:53
creation that Paris Hilton's new fashion line had just put out, and she decided to...

herothing
10-05-10, 19:54
creation that Paris Hilton's new fashion line had just put out, and she decided to...

change to 'Winter Pink' and.... :p

Chocola teapot
10-05-10, 19:54
...Break into anne summers for...

Poker15
10-05-10, 20:02
One teaspoon sugar but she get's...

merder
10-05-10, 20:30
...a single grain of sugar...

Tommy123
10-05-10, 20:35
..but then dropped the grain of sugar..

Lucky Cookie
10-05-10, 20:40
Then scooped up the grain of sugar..

Gabi
10-05-10, 21:03
Sorry guys and gals, but this is not a game. It's an accumulation of spam posts (with a few exceptions) that often do not even make sense in the context they are written in.

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