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tranniversary119
20-05-10, 23:58
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Yeah, I'm sure half of you haven't heard of her. Or... even care about her. But her downfall is sadly interesting to the public. It's pretty sad.
A judge issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohanís arrest and set bail at $100,000 on Thursday after the actress failed to show up for a mandatory court hearing in Los Angeles, The Associated Press reported. Ms. Lohan, left, went to Cannes for the film festival there, and, according to her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, her passport was stolen, preventing her from returning to the United States in time for her hearing. Judge Marsha Revel of Los Angeles County Superior Court also revoked Ms. Lohanís probation, which she had been on after two arrests in 2007 on charges of drunken driving. Mr. Holley said Ms. Lohan would be back in the United States by Friday evening. If she makes bail, the judge has stipulated that she will be prohibited from drinking alcohol and required to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet and undergo weekly drug testing.
source (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/21/arts/21arts-WARRANTISISS_BRF.html)
Do you think she'll get the "celebrity treatment" and the judge will give her another chance? I sure of hell hope not, if it were me or you in this position we'd be headed for jail asap.

ajrich17901
20-05-10, 23:59
She needs to be in rehab and kept there until she's fully clean. I'm getting sick of hearing about this chick for the love of god.

]{eith
21-05-10, 00:00
Good! Time to put that trash where it belongs.

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Killercowz
21-05-10, 00:00
She deserves to go to jail. She's a train wreck.

Lenochka
21-05-10, 00:01
I really hope she gets the help she needs.

SkyPuppy
21-05-10, 00:02
She needs to be in rehab and kept there until she's fully clean. I'm getting sick of hearing about this chick for the love of god.

^ this.

Phlip
21-05-10, 00:03
Wow she's pathetic. =/ I agree with Aj.

tranniversary119
21-05-10, 00:03
@Keith: LMAO!!!

I have a feeling she's gonna get off easy though. Sadly these celebrities get special treatment when it comes to the law. Well, if you even consider her a celebrity that is.

Gregori
21-05-10, 00:03
She deserves to die :(

voltz
21-05-10, 00:05
{eith;4613134']Good! Time to put that trash where it belongs.

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Damn straight!

Tombraiderx08
21-05-10, 00:06
Maybe some time in jail will give her time to chill out and she can get life back on track.

matrix54
21-05-10, 00:07
you think she would have learned something by now... I'm sure jail wont help in the slightest.

Phantasmagoria
21-05-10, 00:08
@Gregori:

Just because she has made several mistakes in her life, it doesn't really label her for death.

tranniversary119
21-05-10, 00:08
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What a mess.

Killercowz
21-05-10, 00:08
She deserves to die :(

What!? No she doesn't

voltz
21-05-10, 00:10
I was thinking after this, she should spend early parole on house arrest at Martha Stewart's.

Gregori
21-05-10, 00:10
Off with her head....

ajrich17901
21-05-10, 00:13
She deserves to die :(

That is way to cruel to say, I mean I hate the chick but I don't wish death on her for being a train wreck..

]{eith
21-05-10, 00:13
Off with her head....

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Lizard of Oz
21-05-10, 00:17
Some of the posts are rather cruel! You guys are EVIL!

Though she is a rather... persistent girl, she needs some time to settle down and think it over ;)

Love2Raid
21-05-10, 00:20
Jail would be a good way of rehab. Let's keep her there for say, the next couple of decades.

tranniversary119
21-05-10, 00:20
I just think she needs a reality check. Rehab clearly didn't work for her, so Jail is the most logical choice. There's no special treatment there.

Lemmie
21-05-10, 00:22
Sense of entitlement much?

"If I was an ordinary person, I'd have to attend a mandatory court hearing. But as I'm a celebrity, who gives a ****!"

I do feel a bit sorry for her though, as I do for anyone with an inflated ego.

LaraLuvrrr
21-05-10, 00:22
She's funny...

Watch she ends up in jail and then turns all Courtney Love on everyone...

robm_2007
21-05-10, 00:41
I dont think she'll get special treatment, as she has no money to bribe the courts with, and im guessing that no judge is a fan of hers.

im actually surpised that she hasnt been arrested latley.

Let's send her to the chair, already.

mwahahahahaha!

shes already had like 10 second chances, she deserves no more, as she hasnt redeemed herself in any way.

Good Luck.

Gregori
21-05-10, 00:43
Let's send her to the chair, already.


You have the right idea!!

robm_2007
21-05-10, 00:52
You have the right idea!!

Miss Lindsay Lohan, you have been charged with:


One count of Indecent Exposure
One count of Driving While Under the Influence of Alcohol
15 counts of Larceny of Jewlery and Clothing that were to be Borrowed and Returned to their Proper Companies
4 Counts of Illegal Drug Possession and Use
22 Counts of Public Drunkeness
4 Counts of Missed Court Appearances
15 Counts of Lateness to a Court Hearing
3 Counts of Hit and Run
and

7 Counts of being Tardy to the Party
We the jury, decide that one Miss Lindsay Lohan, will be executed by the state of California. She will, simultaneously, be given the electric chair, hung, decapitated, shot at by the firning squad and drowned. [/end Joke]

She wants to get her carreer and respect back, but she needs to get away from her media-whore parents.

DgoOdz94
21-05-10, 00:54
{eith;4613134']Good! Time to put that trash where it belongs.

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LMFAO!!!!!

Anyway, i think that girl is just in massive trouble. And apparently jail and rehab hasn't worked at all.... Maybe it's time for her to get a nice padded room and a change of fashion to one of those crazy people shirts...

spikejones
21-05-10, 01:00
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voltz
21-05-10, 01:10
I hear rich people don't like to work. I say let's force her to community service at a paper and packaging plant, come back in 12 months to see how she's holding up. :p

TheBloodRed
21-05-10, 01:27
I think the main problem here is that her passport is stolen! Someone could make a copy of it!! D:

Mr.Burns
21-05-10, 01:31
Since deleting two thirds of this thread because of spam and inappropriate comments would be pointless, this thread is closed. It amazes me how cruel some of you are.