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Super Badnik
19-07-10, 09:28
Link (http://www.gamesradar.com/f/6-game-heroes-who-are-actually-massive-dicks/a-20100716122841511049)

Lara's on the second page, the very last one. :p

Minty Mouth
19-07-10, 09:43
Nathan Drake

[...]

We’re not surprised by Drake’s dickish ways, though. C’mon, what do you expect from a guy who murders a Turkish museum’s worth of harmless security guards just to steal a ****ting oil lamp?

I thought he used a tranq gun?

Anyway, nice article :p

moodydog
19-07-10, 10:37
think of it this way, In the land of lara, there is not a shortage of tigers. :o

Lara_Fan_33
19-07-10, 10:53
lol that article is rubbish :vlol:

M.A.
19-07-10, 10:59
I thought he used a tranq gun?

Anyway, nice article :p

What about the lone guard that he (you :p) grabbed from the window ledge and plunged into the dark, cold sea below the cliff? Eh?

Vinkula
19-07-10, 11:04
What about the lone guard that he (you :p) grabbed from the window ledge and plunged into the dark, cold sea below the cliff? Eh?

1 kill doesn't mean he killed all of them.

Trigger_happy
19-07-10, 11:26
Plus ,if you look in the water you can see him swimming away- try it.

Phlip
19-07-10, 12:39
I thought he used a tranq gun?

Yeah, but you could beat them to death.

Minty Mouth
19-07-10, 12:47
Yeah, but you could beat them to death.

I always thought unconscious was more accurate.

Phlip
19-07-10, 12:50
I always thought unconscious was more accurate.

I think I remember him doing the exact same moves on the guards as he did the mercs, and he killed the mercs so yeah. Though he'd only make them unconscious if you came from behind a guard. idk...

Dennis's Mom
19-07-10, 12:57
Lara is the only character I've actually played a game from.

NRO.
19-07-10, 13:04
She should have been first. No really. She goes into tombs, steals some old guys belongies, kills his guards, then selfishly leaves. :p

And LMFAO :vlol:

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Daily/2010/07-Jul/16/heroes%20who%20are%20dicks/wont_somebody_think_of_the_tigers--article_image.jpg

Samsdad
19-07-10, 13:53
She should have been first. No really. She goes into tombs, steals some old guys belongies, kills his guards, then selfishly leaves. :p

And LMFAO :vlol:

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Daily/2010/07-Jul/16/heroes%20who%20are%20dicks/wont_somebody_think_of_the_tigers--article_image.jpg

In all honesty, Lara has been rather hard on the tiger population.

Catracoth
19-07-10, 14:02
This article's a load of tosh.

Sir Croft
19-07-10, 14:05
lmfao :vlol:
I love GamesRadar!

ultima espio
19-07-10, 14:12
What the :vlol:

amaris
19-07-10, 15:04
lol that article is rubbish :vlol:
+100 :p It was funny to read though. :vlol:
think of it this way, In the land of lara, there is not a shortage of tigers. :o

Exactly, there are an OVERPOPULATION of tigers. :vlol:
"Please send all hate mail, wrapped up tiger **** and letters bombs to Miss L Croft, 1 Croft Manor, 123 Fake Street, England." I laughed at that, and anyways, Rubi Malone from Wet is a bigger dick than lara. :vlol:

Trigger_happy
19-07-10, 15:05
What about all those poor museum guards she shoots in AoD? I love GamesRadar!

herothing
19-07-10, 16:39
This article's a load of tosh.

:tmb:
This guy has obviously never played UC2

TippingWater
19-07-10, 16:40
Finally Lara makes it on a list :p:ton:

Super Badnik
19-07-10, 16:47
:tmb:
This guy has obviously never played UC2Oh come on guys. Nathan Drake is a dick, an annoying dick. :p

Trigger_happy
19-07-10, 17:35
I love Games radar. For every sensible, right on the dot article, they have a hilarious, parody or mocking article, like this one.

Sir Croft
19-07-10, 17:57
I love Games radar. For every sensible, right on the dot article, they have two hilarious, parody or mocking article, like this one.

Fix'd. :p

Biddy
19-07-10, 19:00
From that thread title, I unfortunately imagine a 'massive dick' wielding 2 pistols and sporting a turquoise halter top.

TombRaider4444
19-07-10, 19:17
Couldn't Lara not TRanq the animals?

herothing
19-07-10, 19:38
Oh come on guys. Nathan Drake is a dick, an annoying dick. :p

Errr no :)
He hasnt done anything bad.

And Lara isn't a dick, its just those Tigers had to get in her way.

Super Badnik
19-07-10, 19:40
Couldn't Lara not TRanq the animals?Yeah, ironically the game they mention, Underworld, was probably the most humane in the whole wildlife department.

ClankDaxter
19-07-10, 19:51
I thought he used a tranq gun?

Anyway, nice article :p

I guess this article was made by people who don't care for the story, only for the gameplay. Maybe they skip the cutscenes. I find it amusing that they know about the oil lamp xD

igonge
19-07-10, 20:06
LMAO! That was funny :p

Oh come on guys. Nathan Drake is a dick, an annoying dick. :p

I thought he was quite amusing myself :p