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shadow_fire
20-08-10, 05:35
I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy'
And give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days .'
I jumped down and walked out of the office. . .
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,
'. . And where do you think you're going?!'






(You're gonna love this . . . . )









She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

aktrekker
20-08-10, 05:42
Old joke.

Alpharaider47
20-08-10, 05:45
Old joke.

I'd think nowadays they'd just fire you... there's more than enough people looking for jobs out here :vlol:

star-dust
20-08-10, 07:51
:vlol:
I had never heard that one before. Made me smile.

larson n natla
20-08-10, 11:55
Nice! :ton:

silviu_raider
20-08-10, 11:58
OMG! :vlol:

Capt. Murphy
20-08-10, 13:11
...the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days .'
I jumped down and walked out of the office. . .
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,
'. . And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this . . . . )

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

I guess the boss wasn't that.... bright. :pi:

HappyShannon
20-08-10, 13:48
I guess the boss wasn't that.... bright. :pi:

I lol'd. <3 :p

almayah
20-08-10, 17:13
:vlol:

Awesome, I can't wait to start working :vlol:

larafan25
20-08-10, 17:28
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS ACTUALLY HILLARIOUS!!:p

jjbennett
20-08-10, 17:33
I guess the boss wasn't that.... bright. :pi:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/08-15/horatio460.jpg

Alpharaider47
20-08-10, 17:34
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/08-15/horatio460.jpg[/IMG]

The shades of justice! :vlol:

Sir Croft
20-08-10, 17:35
I guess the boss wasn't that.... bright. :pi:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/08-15/horatio460.jpg

:vlol:

BlueJ97
20-08-10, 17:42
http://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/08-15/horatio460.jpg
wesker !

lara c. fan
20-08-10, 17:44
wesker !

...Wut?

larafan25
20-08-10, 17:45
...Wut?

:vlol: I don't think so!!!:vlol:

Uzi master
20-08-10, 18:05
wesker !:eek:

http://i35.************/1zgqreq.png

Alpharaider47
20-08-10, 18:06
:eek:

http://i35.************/1zgqreq.png

:vlol: that's classic! It needs a caption though: "Chriiissss!"

I'd say this whole thread has been highly... illuminating :whi:

BlueJ97
20-08-10, 18:08
:eek:

http://i35.************/1zgqreq.png
:yik:

:vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol::vlol:

@chaz
very illuminating indeed :vlol:

[Xmas]
20-08-10, 18:10
:eek:

http://i35.************/1zgqreq.pngOH WTF!? :vlol:

trlestew
20-08-10, 18:10
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/08-15/horatio460.jpg

Haha, it's that guy from that show which I never heard of

( :confused: )

Lizard of Oz
20-08-10, 18:28
:vlol:

Nice one! Hahaha! :D