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tomobond875
03-09-10, 17:55
Please post your funny jokes here, and brighten up someones day!

I'll start.

My girlfriend told me to 'get a life'.

So I took hers.
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A blonde walks into a bar. As it happens the blonde was my wife and the bar was the one I was holding in my hands.
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I cant think of any more that arent totally offensive :p

Mikky
03-09-10, 17:57
Why did a guy make a thread that's been posted so many times? Because he forgot to use the search function. :tea:

Mad Tony
03-09-10, 17:57
Wanna hear a joke?

Women's rights... :whi:

:p

tomobond875
03-09-10, 17:57
Why did a guy make a thread that's been posted so many times? Because he forgot to use the search function. :tea:

Yes, but the others are old and I dont want to bump.

Mikky
03-09-10, 17:59
Yes, but the others are old and I dont want to bump.

We had one recently, definitely not older than three months. I would give you a link do it, but I'm not bothered to find it. Gabi, if you please... :whi:

Biddy
03-09-10, 18:00
Well there's one about a pencil.

But it had no point.

:whi:

larafan25
03-09-10, 18:01
Well there's one about a pencil.

But it had no point.

:whi:

No tell it please! I want to hear it!!!:jmp:

Hee hee...jk

:}hello friend
03-09-10, 18:04
No tell it please! I want to hear it!!!:jmp:

Hee hee...jk

srsly?
TOO MANY JOKE THREADS.

tomobond875
03-09-10, 18:06
Ok, I failed. Lock if you guys so wish.:pi:

Mikky
03-09-10, 18:14
Ok, I failed. Lock if you guys so wish.:pi:

Keep in mind that we still love you! :hug:

larafan25
03-09-10, 18:17
srsly?
TOO MANY JOKE THREADS.

I thin it's clear I could tell it was a joke.

Mr.Burns
03-09-10, 18:19
How about you lot knock it off and start posting jokes...with punchlines. Not thinly veiled insults and cracks about this thread.

tomobond875
03-09-10, 18:26
Oh, so it can stay? Sweet!

You know what makes me laugh?

Laughing gas.
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Women should not have children after 35. Seriously...... 35 children are enough.
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My computer's so slow today.

It's been on my desk all day and hasn't gone above 0mph.
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