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10-11-03, 22:23
What do you think, ladies? I think they're all right on. :D ;) http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

Gotta go cook Annacia's broccoli! :D

[ 10. November 2003, 22:24: Message edited by: tazmine ]

11-11-03, 03:50
Hey, we're not hard to please... You just gotta be a perfect balance of everything! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif ;)

the croft woman!
11-11-03, 10:07
hehehe right on!

12-11-03, 00:00

12-11-03, 01:06
Well, they may be true to some extent. Depends on the side you're on! ;)

12-11-03, 03:44
men are men and u gotta do what men do :D