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janny_c.
15-12-04, 03:26
This is hilarious...yet for some true....read on...

Woman's Shower

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice
stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Man's Shower

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a
pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
'woo-woo'
sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

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[ 15. December 2004, 03:55: Message edited by: janny_c. ]

TheEveningStar
15-12-04, 03:41
sorry but not true for me

rogue_eclipse
15-12-04, 04:00
HAHAHAHA....ya you know what I thought that was funny cuz I know some guys that are like that in a way or would appear to act like that.

Me on the other hand...nope the girl's shower thing was a bit overdone I guess....

And may I ask: What is up with the "Woo-woo" sound? Reminds me of a train going "Choo-choo" :confused:

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janny_c.
15-12-04, 11:49
Originally posted by rogue_eclipse:
And may I ask: What is up with the "Woo-woo" sound? Reminds me of a train going "Choo-choo" :confused:
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif haha, that's a good one, I'll remember that http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif
Yea, it's more of a joke and a bit laughing at the whole "gender differences" thing, but it's really great fun just reading it and I wanted to put it. It makes me laugh every time.

BTw, my shampoo doesn't have 43 added vitamins....it's 68 to exact http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/privateeye.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif

nerdalicious
15-12-04, 13:07
" If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound."

OMG my ex husband used to do this, I kid you not! Not that he had much 'wiener' to shake, but that's a whole other topic http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Showering is a complex issue for me...

~I first use a loofah with an sugar scrub, its all about exfoliating ladies *tsk,tsk*
~Once a week I deep condition my hair
~Shave all necessary areas
~Shampoo and Condition hair
~Decide on which of my 250 soaps and shower gels to use
~Wash my face, neck and back with some special **** product for said purpose
~Get out
~Use yummy smelling talc powder
~After I am completly dry I use a dry oil spray

Repeat process every morning http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-3.gif

[ 15. December 2004, 13:16: Message edited by: nerdalicious ]

Catlantean
15-12-04, 14:23
Showering in 4 easy steps, the Cat way:
1. Take off pajamas (leaving them in the bathroom, where you'll pick them up before bedtime) and get into the tub
2. Wash yourself with whatever washing stuff is available (detergent is bad idea, though)
3. Spend additional five to ten minutes half-sleeping under the warm shower, then dry yourself
4. Put on clothes (which you brought along to the bathroom) and go out to face yet another beautiful day. If it's weekend, put on pajamas and go back to sleep.

SMSL
15-12-04, 16:51
Catlantean, your new avatar cracks me up! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif What would Boaz be giving, if dressed up like santa? A zombie treat? Or a Proto Nephilim dummy to sit by Barbie and Ken as their loyal pet, the perfect companion when in stress, to eat away all the unwanted visits? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Back on topic, although I don't use that many products, I almost take an hour to take a shower. Once I'm under pouring hot water, I just don't wanna leave. :D

But the post is funny as everything. :D

Catlantean
15-12-04, 17:04
Originally posted by SMSL:
Catlantean, your new avatar cracks me up! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif What would Boaz be giving, if dressed up like santa? A zombie treat? Or a Proto Nephilim dummy to sit by Barbie and Ken as their loyal pet, the perfect companion when in stress, to eat away all the unwanted visits? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
LOL :D I don't think I want to know, really. But she surely is giving at least a good chuckle to anyone who sees her http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

[ 15. December 2004, 17:16: Message edited by: Catlantean ]

SMSL
15-12-04, 17:17
LOL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif But I've read posts from people that actually find her pretty... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Anubis_AF
15-12-04, 18:36
LoL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Quiver.
15-12-04, 20:47
lol, this is funny

[ 16. December 2004, 10:06: Message edited by: Quiver. ]

TRChik
16-12-04, 01:31
HAHAHA lmao

i actually do less steps but its basically right http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Cato
18-12-04, 15:44
ROTFLMAO
Brilliant. ^_^ http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

voncroy81
20-12-04, 16:41
i wash my ass with toothpaste

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Catlantean
20-12-04, 16:52
Originally posted by voncroy81:
i wash my ass with toothpaste

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif What, really?

SMSL
20-12-04, 16:53
Originally posted by voncroy81:
i wash my ass with toothpaste

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif Man, that's a wierd place to have teeth! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

janny_c.
21-12-04, 00:31
Gotta be a lot of hair and chunks of.....errr, to be cleaned out of it http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yuck.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Hahahahahah, sick.
The most craziest thing I heard all day. Thank you VonCroy, I like you already.

Ikki
21-12-04, 16:30
Originally posted by Catlantean:
Showering in 4 easy steps, the Cat way:
1. Take off pajamas (leaving them in the bathroom, where you'll pick them up before bedtime) and get into the tub
2. Wash yourself with whatever washing stuff is available (detergent is bad idea, though)
3. Spend additional five to ten minutes half-sleeping under the warm shower, then dry yourself
4. Put on clothes (which you brought along to the bathroom) and go out to face yet another beautiful day. If it's weekend, put on pajamas and go back to sleep.lol same here http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

ufuk
21-12-04, 17:52
Originally posted by janny_c.:
This is hilarious...yet for some true....read on...

Woman's Shower

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice
stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Man's Shower

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a
pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
'woo-woo'
sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif lol http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-2.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-2.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-2.gif

larasfrend
21-12-04, 18:12
LMAO! :D

ufuk
21-12-04, 18:16
totally true!!!! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Anubis_AF
21-12-04, 19:26
Originally posted by Catlantean:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by voncroy81:
i wash my ass with toothpaste

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif What, really?</font>[/QUOTE]LoL, look at Cat's reaction. ;) http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

Kurtislover101
23-12-04, 15:55
HAHA I actually was laughing out loud!!