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IceColdLaraCroft
11-10-10, 02:57
Over the centuries of civilization of searching for our purpose in this world and the question most people think is unanswerable is "why are we here" but these people are wrong for there is always a personal or spiritual answer. So you might be asking "what is this "question that can never be answered?"

Well my friends of Tomb Raider forums the question that can never be answered is:








How many times have you killed Lara Croft? In all your years of playing Tomb Raider, in every game you've ever played. Every fall, drowning, explosion, bullet, missed jump, killed by animals, deamons, villains, bosses etc.

The world will never know. :p

scoopy_loopy
11-10-10, 03:03
Lot's. I punish the stupid cow when she DOESNT DO WHAT I WANT! Or worse, ignores the ledges she should be "auto-grabbing". I'M LOOKING AT YOU UNDERWORLD. :mad:

thecentaur
11-10-10, 03:11
342743.57 times, precisely.

Alpharaider47
11-10-10, 03:40
Forty-Two ;)

Lizard of Oz
11-10-10, 03:47
If I honestly want to answer that, I can say it's over 3,000 :)

LOL



EDIT: @ Alpharaider Ohhhh I seee. That's the answer isn't it?

ThatNorskChick
11-10-10, 04:16
Who knows, I kill her for fun BECAUSE I'M SICK.

leglion
11-10-10, 04:50
67838456236666325674847664364743354375746356452347 4636457854 times.

67838456236666325674847664364743354375746356452347 4636457844 of which were for fun. ;)

EscondeR
11-10-10, 05:52
First year of raiding - it's impossible to count...
Second year - half of the above ;)
All other years - a couple of times a year :p

Hairhelmet12
11-10-10, 05:57
761483 Times.

Phoebe_Croft
11-10-10, 06:19
Over 9000 times.

In all seriousness, I don't kill her on purpose, it's just the buggy controls. Maybe about 5 times per game. *cough* level. *cough*

amaris
11-10-10, 06:23
452,987 :wve: :vlol:

Some where on purpose, others where by accident. :p

Lukass
11-10-10, 07:01
1000 x! :vlol:

larson n natla
11-10-10, 07:07
Roughly 10 times a level depending on which game. 1-5 Because she would always miss jumps/ fall into spikes/ Drown because of no surface but weirdly only be truly murdered by say a T-Rex or similar boss.

Tr Aod - Several deaths due to clunky controls or should I say massively unresponsive Lara who would happily hop into a pit of death that a near by ledge.

TRL - Failed QTE and jumps she didn't grab.

TRA - Same as above

TRU - Squirrel/Monkey on class A drugs.

Anubis_AF
11-10-10, 08:43
Who knows, I kill her for fun BECAUSE I'M SICK.

I also kill her for fun... quite sad. <3 AOD rag-doll deaths.

snork
11-10-10, 11:21
obviously not yet often enough.

Ikas90
11-10-10, 11:29
I've never died. I'm a gaming god.

I'm just invincible when it comes to games.

God Horus
11-10-10, 14:39
If you begin using the level editor, you automatically hit 10,000.

Lara's home
11-10-10, 14:42
I .. uhm.. I HAVE NEVER KILLED LARA, SHE IS SO PRETTY AND IS ALSO THE GOOD PERSON. I ONLY USE TRANQUILIZER

Catracoth
11-10-10, 14:45
I don't think Lara died that many times while playing in my case. I was always pretty decent at the games, except the older ones.

robbie_rawr
11-10-10, 14:49
alot!
:mad:

The Great Chi
11-10-10, 15:46
TR games (not including AOD) ... Lara Killed every hour, or half hour or fifteen minutes, depending on the severity of the level.

AOD ... Lara Killed every few seconds due to crummy controls :p

young Lara Croft
11-10-10, 19:01
under 500

woody543
11-10-10, 19:22
3 times exactly, well 4 for but one didn't count.

Tony9595
11-10-10, 20:05
Only once, she killed herself after shooting Larson. Damn, she ruined my perfect record :hea:

trXD
11-10-10, 20:08
lol @ all the noobs saying "Hah I never kill her and btw I haven't played the classics"

If I had to guess, it would be 760 or something D:

Mikky
11-10-10, 20:25
????????

I have fond memories of dying that many time. :p

Chocola teapot
11-10-10, 21:22
Many, many times.

Falling then being Impaled is my fav.

star-dust
11-10-10, 21:24
Too many to count...
My sister and I like throwing her off high cliffs so she screams on the way down.

cbragg09
11-10-10, 21:26
ive never died! i AM lara croft!



:pi:

Croft_Original
12-10-10, 09:40
I've lost count. I like bugs.:D I regularly embed Lara in a wall or tree in the classics and then find she's stuck. Sometimes she's still alive, I know because she can fire her pistols;), but I always have to reload. I don't know how many times I killed her in normal gameplay when I first start playing TR but I don't often kill her now, except intentionally in TRA's Mountain Caves to hear the endless scream.:D

Croft.

ShadyCroft
12-10-10, 09:55
you mean before or after you asked that question ? ? :)

tonyme
12-10-10, 11:52
Lara Croft must be the 'phenomenon' who was screamed and died the most times, in the history of the universe.:p

LNSNHGTDS
12-10-10, 12:11
Well my friends of Tomb Raider forums the question that can never be answered is:








How many times have you killed Lara Croft? In all your years of playing Tomb Raider, in every game you've ever played. Every fall, drowning, explosion, bullet, missed jump, killed by animals, deamons, villains, bosses etc.

The world will never know. :p

Many many times.

The most common deaths Lara has suffered in my hands(Usually on porpose but in TRU it was Lara's fault :mad:!!!).Iteractive cutscenes was the most common death in TRL and TRA(On purpose because I was curious to see what would happen :D.),falls beacuse Lara didn't cath the ledges in TRU :hea:.And the two funniest of all were falling from those really high places in TR1/TRA and TRAOD and being squashed by boulders :vlol:

I've killed her about 1.000+ times by accident and 9.999+ for fun :vlol:

tombraiderfrea
12-10-10, 13:39
If you begin using the level editor, you automatically hit 10,000.

Isn't that true. Counting fan made custom levels, including the one I have released. :o

At least more than ten-twelve thousand... :p Or more... Because I died a lot in Croft Curse, last week... :pi:

Squibbly
12-10-10, 13:53
Who knows, I kill her for fun BECAUSE I'M SICK.

:vlol: My brother and I used to do this in the first three TRs. We made this stupid "tv show". While recording, we'd walk a giant sign by the camera we made that read "The Many Ways to Kill Lara Croft!" and then we'd have her do ridiculous things that would end in her death while adding commentary that sounding like those overly annoying, out-there radio hosts.

..Shut up, I was a young teen and he was a child. :p

As for not purposely making her die... I don't know. I died in Underworld pretty much all the time because Lara never listens to me. That rebellious *****. :(

kristi
12-10-10, 13:59
It's OVER 9000!

AmericanAssassin
12-10-10, 14:08
At least once every fifteen minutes. In the older titles anyway. Usually from big falls. Also, I tend to dive from high places on purpose. :p

cezy rockeru
12-10-10, 14:24
Some where on purpose, others where by accident. :p

This.I only killed her when I was angry because of the crappy control[yeah,lookin' at you AoD:pi:] or by falling of the edge [mistake...or not?:mis:]:p

About 3000+ times :)

Alex Shepherd
12-10-10, 18:21
67838456236666325674847664364743354375746356452347 4636457854 times.

67838456236666325674847664364743354375746356452347 4636457844 of which were for fun. ;)

:vlol: Same