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Annacia
11-11-03, 23:21
This comes from my cousin in Dallas

> > >Texas Justice
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Yankee,
no
less)
> > >after it had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and
said,
> "Sir,
> > >May I see your driver's license and registration please?"
> > >
> > >The Yankee said, "What's the problem, officer?"
> > >
> > >You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
> > >
> > >"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"
> > >
> > >"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop
look
both
> > >ways, and proceed with caution."
> > >
> > >"You gotta be kidding me!"
> > >
> > >"It's no joke, sir".
> > >
> > >"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within
twenty
> > >miles, and proceeded with caution."
> > >
> > >"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
complete
> stop,
> > >and you didn't...Now if I may see your license and..."
> > >
> > >"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter,
all
the
> > >doughnut shops closed?"
> > >
> > >"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
> > >registration immediately!"
> > >
> > >"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down,
and
> coming
> > >to a complete stop."
> > >
> > >The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can
do
> better
> > >than that."
> > >He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and
proceeded
> > >to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. "Now
sir,
> would
> > >you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
> > >
> > >This is why Texans love Texas Rangers.
> > >
> > >Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.

Geck-o-Lizard
11-11-03, 23:24
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egyptspy
11-11-03, 23:26
Hahaha.... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Thanks Annacia. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Annacia
11-11-03, 23:29
I really love Texas! I mean ya just gotta. :D

Draco
12-11-03, 00:05
Hehe...