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TheRCroft
17-10-10, 13:32
Well, I would spy Eidos building :pi:

btw, the idea was given by ultima espio. :p

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 13:37
I'll steal money. Really. Jokes aside. Who wouldn't? :p

Sgt BOMBULOUS
17-10-10, 13:38
I'd steal Lucky Charms. Just imagine how much easier it'd be!

Eddie Haskell
17-10-10, 13:39
I'd assassinate all of the worlds despots. I'd also attempt to become the new age Robin Hood.

Andyroo
17-10-10, 13:40
;4949622']I'll steal money. Really. Jokes aside. Who wouldn't? :p

This. Though, a Harley dealership would be my first port of call.

Sgt BOMBULOUS
17-10-10, 13:42
I'd assassinate all of the worlds despots. I'd also attempt to become the new age Robin Hood.

Aren't we talking about a broader problem though? I mean there's at least some chance someone even worse could take their place (If we're talking Myanmar, North Korea etc...).

-DaNnEe..
17-10-10, 13:42
Look at nakid people.

Ampersand
17-10-10, 13:42
I'd hide in the corners of people's bathrooms and creep them out by rustling the shower curtains.

Eddie Haskell
17-10-10, 13:42
Aren't we talking about a broader problem though? I mean there's at least some chance someone even worse could take their place (If we're talking Myanmar, North Korea etc...).

I'd just have to make a return trip... ;)

silviu_raider
17-10-10, 13:43
;4949622']I'll steal money. Really. Jokes aside. Who wouldn't? :p
Same here. :whi:
Money. :o

larson n natla
17-10-10, 13:44
Give that special person a hug

Sgt BOMBULOUS
17-10-10, 13:45
I'd just have to make a return trip... ;)

Heh.. To quote an old TX cowboy I knew, "Pile em' op like cord wood" :D:D


Give that special person a hug

Wouldn't that more than likely creep them out? Just imagine getting a slight squeeze out of nowhere...

Los Angeles
17-10-10, 13:47
I'd sneak into planes and travel the world for free. :p

Liara
17-10-10, 13:47
I'd steal a whole pet-shop worth of cats and move into a gigantic home. Yup, the crazy cat lady approach.


Money. :o
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas.
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.
I've got lots of lovely lire.
Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash!

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :D

silviu_raider
17-10-10, 13:52
I'd steal a whole pet-shop worth of cats and move into a gigantic home. Yup, the crazy cat lady approach.


I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas.
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge.
I've got lots of lovely lire.
Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money, money, money!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash!

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :D
:mis:

Oh,all we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing
Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things

:vlol:

herothing
17-10-10, 13:55
Look at nakid people.

:vlol:

TheRCroft
17-10-10, 13:55
:mis:

Oh,all we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing
Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things

:vlol:

We have just proved this is true. :p

silviu_raider
17-10-10, 13:57
We just proved this is true. :p
You are damn right! :p

If I could be invisible whenever I want to, I would do lots of others things.
I'd scare the crap out of some teachers, some people I don't fancy, I'd make people trip...I'd make someone fall in the middle of the mall. :mis: :vlol:

larson n natla
17-10-10, 13:57
Wouldn't that more than likely creep them out? Just imagine getting a slight squeeze out of nowhere...

Probably, but they wouldn't know who it was.

Mr GaGa
17-10-10, 14:02
I'd find Lady GaGa and um....well you guys get where I'm going with this right :mis::mis:
I'm pretty sure he does
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/3/6/3/6/quagmire.jpg

Liara
17-10-10, 14:04
I'd make someone fall in the middle of the mall. :mis: :vlol:
Ooh, nice idea. Better yet, tie an invisible bungee cord around them, and then throw them off the rail. Imagine all the people trying to make heads or tails of a person suspended in the air and screaming bloody murder.

silviu_raider
17-10-10, 14:08
Ooh, nice idea. Better yet, tie an invisible bungee cord around them, and then throw them off the rail. Imagine all the people trying to make heads or tails of a person suspended in the air and screaming bloody murder.
You are evil!
Me likey! :mis:
*hi5*

Or tie an orizontal chord and make people fall.
Anyhow, people must fall. :vlol:

Drone
17-10-10, 14:13
I'd start to kill everyone I hate

Bongo Fury
17-10-10, 14:14
as a matter of principle, i would only use my powers for evil. btw, would the invisibility apply to ones bodily fluids as well? if not i could see some fun times and shenannigans resulting from that.

herothing
17-10-10, 14:28
I'd start to kill everyone I hate

I like your style! :p

Drone
17-10-10, 14:29
I like your style! :p

why thanks :D

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 14:30
I'd start to kill everyone I hateI think I'll kill Justin Beiber first :)

TheRCroft
17-10-10, 14:43
;4949708']I think I'll kill Justin Beiber first :)

Completly seconded. :mis:

sandygrimm
17-10-10, 15:13
Anything I want :D
Scare people by pretending to be a poltergeist was always a fav :pi:
sneak into an airport and board a plane , travel the world :D
I wouldn't steal, that I can't do even if I were invisible. I'd just have fun withit:cln:

DragonSlayer
17-10-10, 15:22
I'd sneak into planes and travel the world for free. :p

sneaks on a plane :vlol:sorry couldn't resist

;4949708']I think I'll kill Justin Beiber first :)

I'm with you on that the beibersauras must die

voltz
17-10-10, 15:47
Killing Bieber is totally immoral, but that doesn't spare the little twerp from being pushed around a little. ;)

I'd make him look like an idiot in public doing this.

I, Tomb Raider
17-10-10, 15:51
ZOMG, yes I'd spy the CD building and the places where the "other project" is being made. :rolleyes:

I'd steal money too, chocolate and food. :vlol:
I'd also steal a nice XBOX360/PS3 console. :mis:

Stealing is all I can think of right now. :vlol:

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 15:52
Killing Bieber is totally immoralhttp://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad56/Dina_Croft/Gifs/t7bqbs.gif

jackali
17-10-10, 15:53
Killing Bieber is totally immoral, but that doesn't spare the little twerp from being pushed around a little. ;)

I'd make him look like an idiot in public doing this.

Doesn't walking into a door already do that? ;)

lara c. fan
17-10-10, 16:04
Kill Jackali like a ninja, just to prove something to him.

:pi:

voltz
17-10-10, 16:09
Doesn't walking into a door already do that? ;)

I'd make sure he walks into a few more. :D

Aphrodite22
17-10-10, 16:11
go to a bank and steal money!

da tomb raider!
17-10-10, 16:13
You don't want to know.

Chocola teapot
17-10-10, 16:13
Area 51.

xXhayleyroxXx
17-10-10, 16:13
Play tricks on people and perve on hot guys ^_^

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 16:13
You don't want to know.:yik: :yik: :yik: :yik: :yik:






































:mis:







Play tricks on people and perve on hot guys ^_^You have a dirty mind!! :eek:

Chocola teapot
17-10-10, 16:21
;4949891']:yik: :yik: :yik: :yik: :yik:

:mis:

You have a dirty mind!! :eek:

Shush Xmas,

We all know that you'd go to Naked Beaches and stare at Boobs.

:whi:

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 16:22
Yeah, you know me perfectly :vlol: :)

xXhayleyroxXx
17-10-10, 16:32
;4949891']:yik: :yik: :yik: :yik: :yik:

:mis:
You have a dirty mind!! :eek:

Not really :vlol:

A.JJ.G
17-10-10, 16:32
I would play revenge pranks on everyone that I didn't like... hey, I might get the pleasant blessing of one of them having a heart attack, or "accidentally" falling out a second story window to their gruesome, sticky demise. :pi:

And maybe, sneak into movies for free (or that I'm technically too young to go to). No, not pervy movies, movies like Scream 4 (I really hope it'll be a 15).

Oh, and steal everything that I want... that 50 inch plasma is looking great right now :mis: but I may need to develop telekinesis to pull that one off... ~stares at nearby vase, which moves ever-so-slightly~... ~evil laugh~.

star-dust
17-10-10, 16:33
I would most definately spy on people to see what they were up to...
and most likely play pranks on people too. :p

MattTR
17-10-10, 16:34
Scare people. :mis:

Halloween anyone? :ton:

TheRCroft
17-10-10, 16:37
Scare people. :mis:

Halloween anyone? :ton:

Be invisible should really come in handy in this Halloween :mis:

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 16:39
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A.JJ.G
17-10-10, 16:43
;4949622']I'll steal money. Really. Jokes aside. Who wouldn't? :p

Forget the money! Just skip straight to the items like me and avoid the laundering process :p

@MattTR - you could wear a white sheet, like a really bad ghost costume, then when someone laughs and jokingly pulls it off, they'll run away screaming :p (or go all poltergeist on people you dislike :mis:)

MattTR
17-10-10, 16:46
Be invisible should really come in handy in this Halloween :mis:

Yep, let's all take some notes. :pi: :p

toxicraider
17-10-10, 16:47
I would... hmm :mis:

Look at nakid people.
Is that after you've removed their clothes? :ton:

TR FAN 18
17-10-10, 16:53
I would KILL that opera singer in the horrible Go Compare adverts!

A.JJ.G
17-10-10, 16:59
Yep, let's all take some notes. :pi: :p

OK. ~pulls out note-pad and pen~ I had a new halloween-styled prank:

Every night, pull a serious stalker/serial killer move on someone you really dislike, and leave a note where they will find it every night until halloween.

Night One: Hello <insertname> I have been watching you <picture of them from an earlier day that week>

Night Two: Hello again... you want to have some Halloween fun?

Night Three: It's scary isn't it? Not knowing who this is?

Night Four: It's time we meet... see you here... with a knife?

Night Five: SOON

Night Six: <blank>

As soon as the person finds the blank note, jump out at them and then knock them out. When they are unconscious, use a small quill or needle to take a small amount of their blood and write "Hope you had fun. See you next year" on the blank piece of paper.

Originally Posted by TR FAN 18
I would KILL that opera singer in the horrible Go Compare adverts

Screw the invisibility, I'd do it now, in the middle of a street (I doubt anyone would stop me) :p

ShadyCroft
17-10-10, 17:10
I'd go around and see what people say about me. its not good, I know, buts its good to know how dangerous some of the people around you really are.

[Xmas]
17-10-10, 17:16
I'd go around and see what people say about me. its not good, I know, buts its good to know how dangerous some of the people around you really are.You have just remined me my "friend" who was secretly making fun of me with her boyfriend :pi:

tomblover
17-10-10, 17:33
Lots of stuff. :cln:

tranniversary119
17-10-10, 17:35
;4949622']I'll steal money. Really. Jokes aside. Who wouldn't? :p

This & go change my grades in school :p.

TheRCroft
17-10-10, 17:39
Lots of stuff. :cln:

Like what, can we know? :mis:

toxicraider
17-10-10, 17:42
I'd go around and see what people say about me. its not good, I know, buts its good to know how dangerous some of the people around you really are.
That's really never a good idea. :p

ShadyCroft
17-10-10, 17:49
^actually, it is. Yes, I realize some of its downsides. I did say its not good, you may hear things you didn't want to hear, but still, its better to know people you know for who they are.
You may hear something shocking, you may feel down, but at least you'd know....you'd pick yourself up and know how things are really.

HappyShannon
17-10-10, 18:02
I'd steal stuff. :pi:
And sneak onto planes and buses and all that for free <3

toxicraider
17-10-10, 18:08
^actually, it is. Yes, I realize some of its downsides. I did say its not good, you may hear things you didn't want to hear, but still, its better to know people you know for who they are.
You may hear something shocking, you may feel down, but at least you'd know....you'd pick yourself up and know how things are really.
I really don't agree, I think that most people would have some negative thoughts about everyone, it's human nature. Hearing them would really smash a lot of people's confidence, I think, but I can only really say for myself. :)

jackles
17-10-10, 18:41
I would travel about the world and see all the sights and feel safe because no one could see me! Mind you just imagine sneaking on a plane and then seeing someone famous and sitting on their lap for the hell of it!

Tony9595
17-10-10, 18:44
and sitting on their lap for the hell of it!

:yik:

Evan C.
17-10-10, 18:48
I think I can't say what I would do,but it's related to films :D

jackles
17-10-10, 18:52
:yik:

hey it might be the only free place to sit!

silver_wolf
17-10-10, 18:58
...
Hehehehehe:mis:

Dennis's Mom
17-10-10, 19:11
I would travel about the world and see all the sights and feel safe because no one could see me! Mind you just imagine sneaking on a plane and then seeing someone famous and sitting on their lap for the hell of it!

That's what I want to do!

larafan25
17-10-10, 19:29
I'd definately travel, we have limited ourselves of traveling this world. Perhaps limited is not the word but it's really hard to do.

I'd travel.

robm_2007
17-10-10, 19:31
I would travel about the world and see all the sights and feel safe because no one could see me! Mind you just imagine sneaking on a plane and then seeing someone famous and sitting on their lap for the hell of it!

naughty, naughty :p
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invisibility has always been my favorite super powa. i think i would prolly put embarrasing things in people's grocery carts as they were heading towards the register :pi:

Sir Croft
17-10-10, 19:41
I don't know what I'd do, but I'm sure it would be no good... :mis:

tampi
17-10-10, 19:57
Just sit and watch.


But you must be very mentally prepared to see things people do when they are alone. :whi:

jackles
17-10-10, 19:58
....of which nose picking would be the very least I imagine.

tampi
17-10-10, 20:17
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5356/angelinabrad.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/angelinabrad.jpg/)




:D:hug:

voltz
17-10-10, 20:18
Here's a fun game. If you see a couple and they're not holding each other, give the girl a nice hard pinch and wait for her reaction. :cln:

Lara's home
17-10-10, 20:31
I dunno, the bus. So I could get on for free.

voltz
17-10-10, 20:37
GET OFF THE BUS!! :cen:

x...justme...x
17-10-10, 20:54
I'd just create mischief anywhere I went.

Lara's home
17-10-10, 21:00
get off the bus!! :cen:

( ̄へ ̄)

robm_2007
17-10-10, 21:21
I dunno, the bus. So I could get on for free.

what if someone sat on you? http://www.smileysnetwork.com/manchots/hahaha.gif

or when you pull the cord to get off the bus, the driver might not open the doors if you were the only person who requested that stop, cuz he cant see you/

voltz
17-10-10, 21:35
what if someone sat on you? http://www.smileysnetwork.com/manchots/hahaha.gif

I he might like that. ;)

Lara's home
17-10-10, 22:13
what if someone sat on you? http://www.smileysnetwork.com/manchots/hahaha.gif

or when you pull the cord to get off the bus, the driver might not open the doors if you were the only person who requested that stop, cuz he cant see you/

I'd keep a knife with the edge pointing upwards in my lap.
Regarding getting out, I would take the emergency exit, shattering the Window(s) and jump out.

:cool:
I he might like that. ;)

True. It would be pretty awesome... In some situations.
If a fat, awful person were to sit on me... I would be very sad.

digitizedboy
17-10-10, 22:42
Sneak into my neighbour's house and throw plates and other objects around, just to make her think her house has a poltergeist. Then maybe, the irritating woman would pack her bags and **** off.

Ah, if only...

xb4b1x
17-10-10, 22:43
I'd hide in the corners of people's bathrooms and creep them out by rustling the shower curtains.

:tmb:
Thatd be fun :D

robm_2007
17-10-10, 23:00
I'd keep a knife with the edge pointing upwards in my lap.
Regarding getting out, I would take the emergency exit, shattering the Window(s) and jump out.

:cool:


True. It would be pretty awesome... In some situations.
If a fat, awful person were to sit on me... I would be very sad.

HA! Oh, wow, i wouldnt want a fat person sitting on me either :p
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so, you would sexual assault them with intent to kill? :(

i do like your idea of going through the emergency exit, just make sure the bus has to a complete stop before exiting out any windows :D

Nefertiti_89
17-10-10, 23:25
I'd probably just steal a lot of stuff.

Infiltrating the army base and moving all their **** around to make them freak out would be fun too :mis:

Uzi master
17-10-10, 23:33
I'd probably just steal a lot of stuff.

Infiltrating the army base and moving all their **** around to make them freak out would be fun too :mis:

stealing a nuclear warhead and demanding the worlds supply of chocolate would be fun too...

DgoOdz94
18-10-10, 01:15
I'd probably just scare some people.

Lara Croft!
18-10-10, 01:21
I'd go and rob banks. After I have taken care of my self, I'd become an invisible Robin Hood, taking from the banks and giving it to the poor.

TheRCroft
18-10-10, 19:16
I'd go and rob banks. After I have taken care of my self, I'd become an invisible Robin Hood, taking from the banks and giving it to the poor.

That's a great idea :tmb:

voltz
18-10-10, 19:20
Sure. All fine and dandy till you start bragging about it, then those guys from Jumper come hopping after you.

Crash192
18-10-10, 19:26
Go to Crstyal Dynamics and see what the next Tomb Raider game looks like I'd also do the same to Sonic Team for the Sonic 20th Anniversary game heh XD

Sharon_14
18-10-10, 19:28
...what would you do?

what would you do?

i'll probably freak out because i won't be able to see my sexy face anymore. :(

Lara's home
18-10-10, 19:29
I'd go and rob banks. After I have taken care of my self, I'd become an invisible Robin Hood, taking from the banks and giving it to the poor.

lolwat. You're basically going to steal from everyone? Causing a new financial crisis?
Oh do tell me. :pi:

TheRCroft
18-10-10, 19:35
what would you do?

i'll probably freak out because i won't be able to see my sexy face anymore. :(

"But, if you were... what would you do?
What would YOU do?" :mis:
ahah :vlol: And I suppose this is a bad thing for you xD

robbie_rawr
18-10-10, 19:56
grab someones leg when they sleep and pull them around the house. and by someone i mean dizzy for revenge!

TRfan23
18-10-10, 20:23
Oh it's easy to be invisible.

Go to User CP > Edit Options > Use Invisible Mode

http://i56.************/333iqh0.png

:D

I would edit the text to say something else for Invisible mode, but I'm bad at photo manipulation

But in reality I'd just love to spy on hot guys naked :mis: My desire of lust is more deadly then my desire for greed, pride and any other deadly sin, they're all pretty much zilch or within the low range.

TombRaiderLover
18-10-10, 20:24
Punch Ricky Gervais.

Alpharaider47
18-10-10, 20:28
I would quit screwing things up with people for starters. I guess I'd be able to run off somewhere and live the lonely existence that probably comes with such a perk :p Maybe find some use for it somehow. I like that Robin Hood idea :vlol:

Smog
18-10-10, 20:28
Look at nakid people.

This is really the only honest answer anyone can give.

ajrich17901
18-10-10, 20:38
Sneak into my neighbour's house and throw plates and other objects around, just to make her think her house has a poltergeist. Then maybe, the irritating woman would pack her bags and **** off.

Ah, if only...

Oh yeah, now this I vote for lol

Scurvy
18-10-10, 21:15
I would be a psychopath...

TheRCroft
18-10-10, 21:28
This is really the only honest answer anyone can give.

Indeed. We keep saying that we would probably do this, we would probably do that but, in the end, it is all that we care about (it sounded a bit pervert, I know :p )

robm_2007
19-10-10, 00:15
I would be a psychopath...

You dont need to be invisible to be a psycopath, darling.

:mis:

knightgames
19-10-10, 06:12
Go to a funeral home while a viewing/wake is going on. I'd take the deceased's arm and wave his/her hand as everybody watched.

Go to the next Vikings game (U.S. Football) and intercept one of Brett Favre's passes (which shouldn't be that tuff).

I'd kiss Katy Perry to see if I liked it (I'm betting I would).

I'd out mind freak Criss Angel.

I'd work on my all over tan. :D :ton:

Go to a church just as mass/service starts and start playing Fugue in D minor on the pipe organ.

On an extended note: I'd speak for god by interrupting the clergy to tell the folks that love is more than classifying believers and non-believers, and to check up on themselves before they judge another person. Then, with my finger, I'd paint a smiley face on the stained glass.

I'd go to a Mosque and tickle the feet of the worshipers.

Spell REDRUM in red paint on someone's door as they watch.... then devilishly whisper "GEeet OUUUUUUuuuut....."

Drive through a police check point.

I'd go to a live news broadcast on Fox News and keep flicking Glenn Beck's ear during the show, and yell WRONG on each of his talking points.

Conversely, I'd tape Keith Olberman's mouth shut (fair's fair).

Alpharaider47
19-10-10, 06:21
^^ One of my favourite posts in a long time :vlol:

Scurvy
19-10-10, 07:28
You dont need to be invisible to be a psycopath, darling.

:mis:

But being invisible would make it complete :mis:

Mikky
19-10-10, 11:48
;4949622']I'll steal money. Really. Jokes aside. Who wouldn't? :p

IKR?! Yeah, same.