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tlr online
18-10-10, 13:00
Noc (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/member.php?u=41500).

Noc is a system alert bot which will automatically contact my mobile phone in the event of my attention being required urgently. Please PM Noc direct or use the Report Post feature on any posts which require urgent attention.

Please do not misuse this feature. It is in place alongside Moderation to provide rapid response to urgent issues.

I have also updated the General Chat Announcement (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/announcement.php?f=13) to reflect this feature.

SkyPuppy
18-10-10, 13:03
omg congrats Noc! ^_^

larafan25
18-10-10, 13:03
LOL Noc, this is fantastic, the one moderator nobody will get in arguments with.:)

Phlip
18-10-10, 13:03
Interesting!
Well, welcome, Noc... :o XD

So basically whenever something's reported or it's PMed, you get sent a text about it?

tlr online
18-10-10, 13:04
Interesting!
Well, welcome, Noc... :o XD

So basically whenever something's reported or it's PMed, you get sent a text about it?

That's right.

Ikas90
18-10-10, 13:04
Now you have yourself a fantastic defence system. :tmb:

I guess this means we ain't getting your number. :D

ShadyCroft
18-10-10, 13:06
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! :D a robot! :cln:

Hello there, Mr.Noc ! *pokes*

Rai
18-10-10, 13:08
Congrats to the bot mod :D

The Computer said...Yes. I think :p

scion05
18-10-10, 13:08
I was hoping for Jackali :(

Well, I think he'd make a good mod anyway, but I doubt he'd agree, nor do I know if he'd ever want to be one! :ton:

LightningRider
18-10-10, 13:10
I love Noc already. <3

You sure are improving the system a lot Justin. Major thumbs up! :tmb:

Paddy
18-10-10, 13:13
Interesting.

Your_Envy*
18-10-10, 13:19
Love the idea! :tmb:

Pietras
18-10-10, 13:19
Can we hit on Noc? He seems like me type!

jackali
18-10-10, 13:20
Good idea. :tmb:

This way if there's another 'attack', and just one mod online, you can be contacted quicker when not online to put bans in place.

daventry
18-10-10, 13:21
Fnally a System that works, you have No Idea how many times i Report something and then from an Hour or a Day Later, something is done about it, yet the Moderators are telling me to Stop Abusing the Report Button. :confused::confused::confused:

CerebralAssassin
18-10-10, 13:26
a bot mod?that is genius!!:p

it'd be funny if you could program him to post like a normal human in the forums:p

Love2Raid
18-10-10, 13:35
Ha, who would think bots on forums could actually be useful. Very interesting! :D

Dennis's Mom
18-10-10, 13:36
Cool idea. :D

Sgt BOMBULOUS
18-10-10, 13:41
At least you didn't choose Skynet as the 3rd Moderator. We all know what happens when you do that...

snork
18-10-10, 13:46
Ermm, what ?

Maybe make it more clear what the report button is for ? A general spam is so extremely generic, it means all and everything.

So, do we use it for porn pic spamming attacks only ?

All the other things I wonder do you really want to be swamped by SMSs or whathaveyou on your mobile ?

Like e.g. I reported a spambot post (claiming to) advertising some shoe sales place.
I don't see how this can't be handled calmly by the next (super-?)mod who get's the report message. No need to be all hectical about it.

Or complains like "Bwaa, people disagree with me in my topic. Please close it."
You really want to be messaged to your mobile about that ? :confused:

----------------------

And the other thing : third and final ? So just 2 new moderators ?
I thought the idea was to have MORE moderators.
2 new mods doesn't even compensate the retirements. :(

lararoxs
18-10-10, 13:46
I think it's a great idea to have an 'alert bot', it could really work well. Lets hope Noc doesn't get spammed! :p

xb4b1x
18-10-10, 13:47
congrats noc :D

digitizedboy
18-10-10, 13:53
HAL would've made a better choice. :D

Encore
18-10-10, 14:04
a bot mod?that is genius!!:p

it'd be funny if you could program him to post like a normal human in the forums:p

Like Cleverbot! :vlol:

And the other thing : third and final ? So just 2 new moderators ?
I thought the idea was to have MORE moderators.
2 new mods doesn't even compensate the retirements. :(

I'm wondering the same thing, and also there wasn't any new mod from the australian timezone, as was originally suggested. We'll have to wait and see how things go.

TombRaiderLover
18-10-10, 14:09
HAL would've made a better choice. :D
Until he refuses to open the pod bay doors. :(

Sgt BOMBULOUS
18-10-10, 14:14
congrats noc :D

Why are people congratulating a bot? That would be like me saying good morning to my coffee cup.

Paddy
18-10-10, 14:19
Why are people congratulating a bot? That would be like me saying good morning to my coffee cup.

Its hilarious seeing people congrat a bot lol.

Encore
18-10-10, 14:26
Why are people congratulating a bot? That would be like me saying good morning to my coffee cup.

I do that. :cool:



(lmao)

Ikas90
18-10-10, 14:27
Why are people congratulating a bot? That would be like me saying good morning to my coffee cup.

It was SARCASAM. Lol! ;)



In all honesty, after reading what snork said, this system seems a bit dodgy. Who wants to wake up in the middle of the night to anything other than critical stuff such as porn attacks/mass spammings. I'll assume it's going to cost a fair bit too.

Lara's Nemesis
18-10-10, 14:28
I do that. :cool:



(lmao)

Hehehe.


^
^

Cool avatar Paddy. :tmb:

Paddy
18-10-10, 14:29
Hehehe.


^
^

Cool avatar Paddy. :tmb:

Haha you like Bill Hicks too??

ThatNorskChick
18-10-10, 14:31
Robot attack! Robot attack! :eek:

SkyPuppy
18-10-10, 14:32
^ it's not any worse than stranger danger

Lara's Nemesis
18-10-10, 14:32
Haha you like Bill Hicks too??

Yeah, one of the best comedians ever. Really sad that he is not with us anymore. Would have loved to hear what he had to say about some of the stuff going on these days.

Better not spam this thread too much at the moment tho. :D

Have you seen any of George Carlin's material?

Paddy
18-10-10, 14:33
Yeah, one of the best comedians ever. Really sad that he is not with us anymore. Would have loved to hear what he had to say about some of the stuff going on these days.

Man Im stoked another person loved Hicks. Its a comedy tragedy he died when he did.

Sgt BOMBULOUS
18-10-10, 14:34
I do that. :cool:



(lmao)

Does it respond?

Evan C.
18-10-10, 14:38
The cake is a lie!

Encore
18-10-10, 14:41
Does it respond?

It doesn't need to, I know it loves me. :hug:

Nemo_91
18-10-10, 14:50
Noc is teh coolest moderator evah.

tomblover
18-10-10, 14:55
You should have named it HAL 9000. :D

But yeah, yay for Noc. <3

Cochrane
18-10-10, 14:57
Hah! I called it! By pure accident, but still, I think it counts: :D

How about someone who hasnít even registered yet? I don't think it would be a good idea, but it would definitely be new. :D

interstellardave
18-10-10, 15:02
I refuse to welcome a bot... once you welcome one bot you'll soon have another, and then another. Soon this place will be infested with bots and that's when their evil bot plans start to take shape... :cln:

Liara
18-10-10, 15:05
You should have named it HAL 9000. :D
Niiice... :D

I talk to inanimate object all the time, so... welcome Noc!

xcrushterx
18-10-10, 15:06
This made me chuckle, I won't lie :D

Drone
18-10-10, 15:14
Congrats Noc!

bloodstormaoa
18-10-10, 15:17
Welcome Boterator. :hug:

It's annoying to have a moderator whose ass is un-kissable. :mad:

lmao

Sgt BOMBULOUS
18-10-10, 15:17
I refuse to welcome a bot... once you welcome one bot you'll soon have another, and then another. Soon this place will be infested with bots and that's when their evil bot plans start to take shape... :cln:

We already have a Lady Gaga Bot (several actually)

Poker15
18-10-10, 15:18
AWESOM!
Soeoeoeow u get liek a message sayin' ; Melodramatic Poker15 in teh 24452 thread urgent!
Nor?

EmeraldFields
18-10-10, 15:22
Welcome Boterator. :hug:

It's annoying to have a moderator whose ass is un-kissable. :mad:

Ikr? Sad day. :(

bloodstormaoa
18-10-10, 15:25
If we put our heads together Nick, we'll find a way. :hug:


EDIT: Can we befriend Noc? :D

jaywalker
18-10-10, 15:37
EDIT: Can we befriend Noc? :D

Was thinking that just now :)

dizzydoil
18-10-10, 15:38
We should hold competitions and stuff to give Noc a full persona. :p

Legend of Lara
18-10-10, 16:04
Noc is, like, my favourite bot ever.

Second only to Aigis.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/238/740830-aigis_15_super.jpg

"My-mission-is-to-maintain-order."

Keir_Eidos
18-10-10, 16:16
We should hold competitions and stuff to give Noc a full persona. :p

That'd be fun. He can be the forum pet :D

Phlip
18-10-10, 16:18
We should hold competitions and stuff to give Noc a full persona. :p

Yeah, actually! :D That'd be amazing. XD Competitions for it's gender, signature, avatar, bio etc... :jmp:EDIT: Can we befriend Noc? :D

It'd have to accept it, so most likely not. XD

Ada the Mental
18-10-10, 16:21
It's annoying to have a moderator whose ass is un-kissable. :mad:

lmao

Oh, well, you can always kiss Justin's ass for coming up with the idea! :p

Pietras
18-10-10, 16:34
Can we befriend Noc? :D

Back off, he's mine!

Liara
18-10-10, 16:41
Yeah, actually! :D That'd be amazing. XD Competitions for it's gender, signature, avatar, bio etc... :jmp:
Sounds fun, but there isn't really a point for an avatar or sig when he/she never gets to post...

Back off, he's mine!
Oh no she didn't! (Sorry, couldn't resist. :D)

robbie_rawr
18-10-10, 17:12
That'd be fun. He can be the forum pet :D

The pet that will ban yo ass :P


What if hes like gladous and turnes evil and trys to kill us all!?

the ancient
18-10-10, 17:22
Hi Noc!!

he is quite the silent type :pi:

herothing
18-10-10, 17:42
Hi Noc!!

he is quite the silent type :pi:

He's my new favourite mod!! :ton:

Rai
18-10-10, 17:57
Why are people congratulating a bot? That would be like me saying good morning to my coffee cup.

For fun? :p

You've upset Noc's feelings. Now he's gonna get rusty :(

:tea:

lara c. fan
18-10-10, 18:00
Why are people congratulating a bot? That would be like me saying good morning to my coffee cup.

Your coffee cup likes being greeted as such. MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK OF THAT!

:pi:

:}hello friend
18-10-10, 18:07
Does N.O.C stand for anything in particular.

NO
OPEN
COMMISIONS?

NOT
OILING
CARS

Whatever his/her name may be, he's/she's already my favorite mod. :o

cbragg09
18-10-10, 18:10
Noc?


This is really pretty great. Im sure Noc will be the Hagrid of the forums now.

<3

Encore
18-10-10, 18:23
Does N.O.C stand for anything in particular.

NO
OPEN
COMMISIONS?

NOT
OILING
CARS

Whatever his/her name may be, he's/she's already my favorite mod. :o

Non-official cover :D

(according to Mission Impossible :pi:)

Johnnay
18-10-10, 18:29
Oh:)

Congrats Noc:D

Sgt BOMBULOUS
18-10-10, 18:34
Non-official cover :D

(according to Mission Impossible :pi:)

Noisy Ogre Concerto. I'm positive of this.

Los Angeles
18-10-10, 18:35
Congrats, Noc! :hug:

MattTR
18-10-10, 18:40
I was like... :eek:

I hope Noc does a fanastic job. :cool:

the ancient
18-10-10, 18:42
I was like... :eek:

I hope Noc does a fanastic job. :cool:

Or he would be replaced by

NOC II

:p

peeves
18-10-10, 18:45
Congrats Noc. ;)

Melonie Tomb Raider
18-10-10, 18:50
Noc <3 Congrats :D

MattTR
18-10-10, 18:51
Or he would be replaced by

NOC II

:p

Then Noc III, followed by none other than Noc: The Last Revelation. ;)

ajrich17901
18-10-10, 18:52
Then Noc III, followed by none other than Noc: The Last Revelation. ;)

:vlol:
Than Noc shall be running from the police wooo!

peeves
18-10-10, 18:52
Then Noc III, followed by none other than Noc: The Last Revelation. ;)

then Noc 5 then 6.

the ancient
18-10-10, 18:52
:vlol:

Noc of darkness

MattTR
18-10-10, 18:53
Don't even get me started on Noc Legend or Noc Underworld, puh-lease. :rolleyes:

ajrich17901
18-10-10, 18:53
:vlol:

Noc of darkness

:vlol::vlol:

the ancient
18-10-10, 18:54
Noc Gol gets multiplayer :eek:

peeves
18-10-10, 18:55
Don't even get me started on Noc Legend or Noc Underworld, puh-lease. :rolleyes:

Agreed :tmb:

MattTR
18-10-10, 18:55
Agreed :tmb:

Don't agree with me! I was being sarcastic, I actually liked Legend and Underworld. :mad:

Noc Gol gets multiplayer :eek:

Just offline co-op. :ton:

peeves
18-10-10, 18:56
Noc Gol gets multiplayer :eek:

No Noc GoL please. :(

Alive_and_Funky
18-10-10, 19:02
I have always believed that Noc would be up to the task of being a moderator. Go get 'em, kid! :tmb:


Oh, Noc, I just figured I should mention that you left your underwear over at my house the other night. Just thought you would like to know. :)

cezy rockeru
18-10-10, 19:05
Hi Noc!!

he is quite the silent type :pi:

that's what I was thinking!:vlol:

Phlip
18-10-10, 19:06
Noc Origins. XD
Does N.O.C stand for anything in particular.

NO
OPEN
COMMISIONS?

NOT
OILING
CARS

Whatever his/her name may be, he's/she's already my favorite mod. :o

Non
Ofcom
Commentary

Nits
On
Chocolate

No
Octagon
Calls

? XD

toxicraider
18-10-10, 19:14
Aw, Noc sounds cute, Well done :hug::yah:

Please can we take turns in making him a cute avatar and profile pic? :D
...and occasionally have him post his holiday pics?

Anyway. :p
It sounds like a good idea, although I'm worried that certain members who report everything, will keep you very busy. :o

Lizard of Oz
18-10-10, 23:52
Cute! I kind of feel a special attachment to him <3

:):D

robm_2007
18-10-10, 23:59
Does Noc have an AI, like Cleverbot? :p

lol, but i think its cool to have an auto alert function. im sure that you will get loads of texts in the next emergency.

How did you name him?

BoyTRaider
19-10-10, 02:53
Congrats Noc! :)

Tony9595
19-10-10, 03:08
*Sends friend request to Noc*

Johnnay
19-10-10, 03:09
Noc Origins. XD


Non
Ofcom
Commentary

Nits
On
Chocolate

No
Octagon
Calls

? XD



Notice of Complaint:)

tonyme
19-10-10, 07:49
Congrats Noc! :)

tlr online
19-10-10, 09:45
This thread... :vlol:

Mikky
19-10-10, 11:39
Oh, wow. That is so freaky. I had goosebumbs when I read the OP. We have a robot on TRF. TRF is changing... Oooh. Goosebumps again.

Phlip
19-10-10, 11:41
Notice of Complaint:)

Ahhhhh, probably. :)

EscondeR
19-10-10, 12:54
Nah... It'd better be Nexus :p

JonnyT
19-10-10, 13:53
Nokia - erm - Noc ftw :p

robm_2007
19-10-10, 16:12
*Sends friend request to Noc*

Friend Request DENIED

:(

Dark Lugia 2
19-10-10, 16:25
At least you didn't choose Skynet as the 3rd Moderator. We all know what happens when you do that...

Haha! :p

'Grats Noc! xD

snork
19-10-10, 16:26
Nah... It'd better be Nexus :p

Which model ? Sean Young ? :cln:

Rai
19-10-10, 16:27
*Lame joke alert*

Knock knock
Who's there?
Noc
Whos's there?
Noc
Who's there
Noc
Who's....

:p

EscondeR
19-10-10, 16:45
^ One more to your wallet:

Now it's giving a phrase "To Noc someone on the head..." totally new meaning :mis:

:p

Which model ? Sean Young ? :cln:

I'd prefer Sigourney Weaver as the model to whatever *drools* And she can, damn, Noc everyone on the head :tmb:

ShadyCroft
19-10-10, 16:46
^ + ^^: haha! brilliant ! :vlol:

chobits743
19-10-10, 17:20
Wow, that`s really neat.

Welcome, Noc. lol :D

Alex Fly
19-10-10, 17:35
Now this is a great idea ! :tmb:

*Lame joke alert*

Knock knock
Who's there?
Noc
Whos's there?
Noc
Who's there
Noc
Who's....

:p
:vlol:

Welcome Noc ! ;)

Avalon SARL
19-10-10, 17:51
Hi there Noc :wve: :D

Fantastic :D

igonge
19-10-10, 19:29
I hope we shall meet soon my love <3 Noc 4eva