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The Great Chi
27-10-10, 11:15
A New Bigger and Better Mouse for Women......

After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse supplied with PC's.

Scientists found that there is no physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.

Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.
Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Chantelle from Roodeport said:-

'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be.'

Wendy from Arkensaw added:-

'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle.'


Susan from Pretoria said:-

'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!'

Tanya from Bloemfontein said:

'God, It feels so natural'.

And here it is......

WOH, its gone, photobucket memory full

lara c. fan
27-10-10, 11:16
How non-offensive.

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:17
did it really need a brand new thread? ;)

trXD
27-10-10, 11:17
Uhm...

The Great Chi
27-10-10, 11:19
did it really need a brand new thread? ;)Yeh, its an important invention !

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:21
Yeh, its an important invention !

no it aint.. its a pretty sexist joke.. :P

Maybe where you from its fine, but it aint on here :)

The Great Chi
27-10-10, 11:21
no it aint.. its a pretty sexist joke.. :P

Maybe where you from its fine, but it aint on here :):vlol:

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:22
:vlol:

where u from? :)

The Great Chi
27-10-10, 11:23
where u from? :)Lighten up :D

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:24
Lighten up :D

was just a question :) i always `lightened` :)

least u put the pic behind a link ;)

Laralissa
27-10-10, 11:27
Im from the UK, Im a woman, and find this hillarious. Seriously... take a chill pill.

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:28
Im from the UK, Im a woman, and find this hillarious. Seriously... take a chill pill.

lol.. *gives up* was trying to be ironic in my humour (iron-ic)

my humour confuses me too sometimes :)

Mystery-King
27-10-10, 11:30
I did lol a bit then. :vlol:

Sgt BOMBULOUS
27-10-10, 11:31
I think it's hilarious... People need to grow a sack (everywhere, not just here).

ajrich17901
27-10-10, 11:34
Also thought it was pretty damn hilarious.:p

CerebralAssassin
27-10-10, 11:36
that's the funniest pic I've seen in a while:p

TRfan23
27-10-10, 11:38
:vlol: :tmb:

Doby
27-10-10, 11:45
Haha I thought it was actually going to be a giant mouse :vlol:

Another Lara
27-10-10, 11:52
When I was reading it I thought it was going to be something rude, but then I realised I was on GC and was slightly disappointed when I clicked the link...

Lighten up :D

Im from the UK, Im a woman, and find this hillarious. Seriously... take a chill pill.

Erm, speak for yourselves peeps?!?! Clearly you don't get Jay's SOH! :rolleyes:

daventry
27-10-10, 11:52
How is that Offensive or Sexist, if she was Blonde, then we have something to talk about. ;)

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:53
When I was reading it I thought it was going to be something rude, but then I realised I was on GC and was slightly disappointed when I clicked the link...





Erm, speak for yourselves peeps?!?! Clearly you don't get Jay's SOH! :rolleyes:

not many do lol :)

EscondeR
27-10-10, 11:54
It's funny to some extent...

But no doubt that it is also sexist. And some may find it offensive.

Just like http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o307/EscondeR_Croft/male_and_female_brains_118055.png

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 11:54
I find it neither funny or offensive :o

jaywalker
27-10-10, 11:55
It's funny to some extent...

But no doubt that it is also sexist. And some may find it offensive.

Just like http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o307/EscondeR_Croft/male_and_female_brains_118055.png

Well that male image is wrong for me, i dont care for beer or football ;)

EscondeR
27-10-10, 12:00
^ Change "football" to "cars" and "beer" to "malfunctioning socks locator" ;)

Another Lara
27-10-10, 12:01
Well that male image is wrong for me, i dont care for beer or football ;)

Thank God! :rolleyes:

cezy rockeru
27-10-10, 12:05
I lol'd a little:whi:

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:07
Well, personally -- I think any guy who laughed at this should go iron for their women -- and for god's sake check the clothing labels!

Shark_Blade
27-10-10, 12:07
Funny pic, great chi. Made me chuckle a bit there. :D

Well that male image is wrong for me, i dont care for beer or football ;)Me too. *cheers*


Well, personally -- I think any guy who laughed at this should go iron for their women -- and for god's sake check the clothing labels!Hiss! Back to your ironing woman! And make me a sandwich while you're at it, I'm starving!





Jk, love you really Hayley.<3

tampi
27-10-10, 12:09
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4744/97952732.jpg (http://img688.imageshack.us/i/97952732.jpg/)



Yeh, its an important invention !

That if that's the point. I have a few inventions or occurrences that could be implemented in the real world:p
Either way I expected to see something crazy:(





Haha I thought it was actually going to be a giant mouse :vlol:


And me.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2977/tnlarasaltandoratn3.jpg (http://img176.imageshack.us/i/tnlarasaltandoratn3.jpg/)

^^Not like this :o

I find it neither funny or offensive :o


loooool:hug:

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:10
loooool:hug:

Well, its just another women and housework joke, and I get bored of them :p

EscondeR
27-10-10, 12:11
Well, personally -- I think any guy who laughed at this should go iron for their women -- and for god's sake check the clothing labels!

Oh, that's a relief... I do sometimes, so I have 100% right to laugh at this :p

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:14
Oh, that's a relief... I do sometimes, so I have 100% right to laugh at this :p

Then yes, you do have a right to laugh :tmb:

EscondeR
27-10-10, 12:15
...and messes things up once you've cleaned/ironed :pi:

Just like I've said - "malfunctioning socks [clothes] locator" :cln:

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:17
Just like I've said - "malfunctioning socks [clothes] locator" :cln:

But we women spend so long ironing this OCD-like until they're perfect -- and then they get thrown on the floor/sat on/creased... oh I give up :p

toxicraider
27-10-10, 12:22
Yawn, I've heard so many 'women in the kitchen' jokes that I assumed the picture would be an iron, after seeing the sexist complaints. I have to admit, if it weren't so cliché, I would find it rather amusing.
I've seen women reverse the joke though, with 'A man in the kitchen? :yik:' etc.


How is that Offensive or Sexist, if she was Blonde, then we have something to talk about. ;)
Just because she's not blonde doesn't make it not sexist..

tampi
27-10-10, 12:24
I'm a Man and I do this no so bad at this picture :whi:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5932/22045.png (http://img199.imageshack.us/i/22045.png/)

and practically everything. And, although, I admit that men have a comfort plus, we also have an added risk in some houseworks.


There are no a "General protest gif"

EscondeR
27-10-10, 12:28
we also have an added risk in some houseworks.


Of being smashed by all those dishes we "collected" in the sink? :cln:

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:28
I'm a Man and I do this no so bad at this picture :whi:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5932/22045.png (http://img199.imageshack.us/i/22045.png/)

and practically everything. And, although, I admit that men have a comfort plus, we also have an added risk in some houseworks.


There are no a "General protest gif"

Oh do tell me these added risks :p

Johnnay
27-10-10, 12:30
But we women spend so long ironing this OCD-like until they're perfect -- and then they get thrown on the floor/sat on/creased... oh I give up :p

Im a Man and I can iron my own clothes:). And yeah it's depressing

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:33
Im a Man and I can iron my own clothes:). And yeah it's depressing

That's excellent :tmb: and yep :/

lara c. fan
27-10-10, 12:35
Oh do tell me these added risks :p I have scars and bruises from burns from ironing and cooking -- i cracked my skull when I fell from a height while cleaning -- and you're saying men have added risks :p
How do you get bruises from ironing? You drop the iron or something? :p

Im a Man and I can iron my own clothes:). And yeah it's depressing

It's not depressing. I can as well. There's nothing wrong with it...

tampi
27-10-10, 12:37
Of being smashed by all those dishes we "collected" in the sink? :cln:
noo silly!!:D:D

Oh do tell me these added risks :p I have scars and bruises from burns from ironing and cooking -- i cracked my skull when I fell from a height while cleaning -- and you're saying men have added risks :p




Who does things when the subject is really hard??:mis::whi:

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7286/gifprotesta.gif (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/gifprotesta.gif/)

done:p

Johnnay
27-10-10, 12:38
How do you get bruises from ironing? You drop the iron or something? :p



It's not depressing. I can as well. There's nothing wrong with it...


I work at my parents ironing business:) so I have to do some clothes., heaps of them... Yeah it kills me but meh

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 12:41
How do you get bruises from ironing? You drop the iron or something? :p

Pick the iron up the wrong way (yes, dumb I know :p), the iron topples over :p I'm clumsy :pi:



Who does things when the subject is really hard??:mis::whi:

Point taken :p But if anyone dares bring up building/yardwork/etc I do that too:cln:

Melonie Tomb Raider
27-10-10, 12:50
LOL!!!! :vlol: Hilarious! :vlol: :vlol:

tampi
27-10-10, 13:02
I can't stop laughing. :vlol:
:o:vlol:

edit: I'm talking about jobs that require optimum effort, high performance or accuracy.
Nobody does anything in his house?? Hanging pictures, moving furniture, picking carpets. Small repairs to electric, plumbing, painting ,....

Legend 4ever
27-10-10, 13:10
I'm sorry, but the only word in my head after seeing it was -- lame.

touchthesky
27-10-10, 13:21
Meh. Not funny.

Minty Mouth
27-10-10, 13:22
Killed me.

Necromanser
27-10-10, 13:29
Im a Man and I can iron my own clothes:). And yeah it's depressing
You being able to iron your clothes is depressing?

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 13:35
I can't stop laughing. :vlol:
:o:vlol:

edit: I'm talking about jobs that require optimum effort, high performance or accuracy.
Nobody does anything in his house?? Hanging pictures, moving furniture, picking carpets. Small repairs to electric, plumbing, painting ,....

oh okay :vlol:

TRfan23
27-10-10, 13:49
The hoover without no doubt is the greatest invention known to man/women EVER! ;)

Seriously it's my favourite cleaning product, it's like you see a clog of dust and crap on the floor. You just hoover it, and it's like OMG :D


It wouldn't surprise me if I've hoovered more then my mum in a week, and she even hoovers a lot.

xXhayleyroxXx
27-10-10, 13:52
The hoover without no doubt is the greatest invention known to man/women EVER! ;)

Seriously it's my favourite cleaning product, it's like you see a clog of dust and crap on the floor. You just hoover it, and it's like OMG :D


It wouldn't surprise me if I've hoovered more then my mum in a week, and she even hoovers a lot.

I can't lift hoovers :vlol: I can only use the hose thing on it :p

Dennis's Mom
27-10-10, 13:57
edit: I'm talking about jobs that require optimum effort, high performance or accuracy.
Nobody does anything in his house?? Hanging pictures, moving furniture, picking carpets. Small repairs to electric, plumbing, painting ,....

*raises hand* I do. My husband does the electric though, because my dad gave him the training.

Dina_Croft
27-10-10, 14:45
Haha, Yeah.

http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t325/tous-les-temps/GIFS%20and%20macros/batemantacothrow.gif

Lost_Soul
27-10-10, 15:26
Ahh, the Internet, where sexism is damn funny. I don't find these pictures offensive at all, I doubt anyone even takes them seriously. It's jus- Oh, I have to get back to the kitchen now.

Croft_Original
27-10-10, 15:28
A New Bigger and Better Mouse for Women......

After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse supplied with PC's.

Scientists found that there is no physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.

Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.
Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Chantelle from Roodeport said:-

'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be.'

Wendy from Arkensaw added:-

'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle.'


Susan from Pretoria said:-

'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one!'

Tanya from Bloemfontein said:

'God, It feels so natural'.

And here it is......

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/greatchi/ATT36736.jpg


OI! Mr. Chi:smk:.......................................... .................................................. ............................................:vlol:



...And, although, I admit that men have a comfort plus, we also have an added risk in some houseworks.

I'm curious what these added risks are too. Unless it's naturist barbecueing.:cln:


Croft.

RockSteady101
27-10-10, 16:24
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

silver_wolf
27-10-10, 16:29
:vlol: that's awesome
people need get a sense of humor :D

ryan91
27-10-10, 16:34
[Inappropriate image removed]

trXD
27-10-10, 16:50
Ryan, that pic really made me gasp xD

Lara_Zoz2006
27-10-10, 16:57
Wow!!! Thats a bit risque for the young'uns on this forum

Miharu
27-10-10, 17:05
Wow!!! Thats a bit risque for the young'uns on this forum

Only risque if you think about it. ;)

But anyways...OMG lmao. :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:

snork
27-10-10, 17:13
The hoover without no doubt is the greatest invention known to man/women EVER! ;)
Try living without a washing machine anywhere - HORRIBLE.
I really think it should deserve some like Nobel prize.

the ancient
27-10-10, 18:34
:vlol:
nice pic Chi

tampi
27-10-10, 18:39
I see that everything has been misinterpreted in a heinous manner. My thoughts and conversation was very very far away from all this controversy.
I did not think at any time that this would lead to much. :D

Either way I assure you that my laughter was a real blast.:vlol:


well:o. Going on a bit more topic post


*raises hand* I do. My husband does the electric though, because my dad gave him the training.

I always do this kind of work.
One day, I decided to decorate one wall of my room with cork strips.
Finally, I lined my entire room.

Since then, I never have stopped doing things like this in my life.:confused:
Also fixing things. Hair dryer, lights, move to the phone connections, plugs, installing a new cable television, painting, making some small shelves or furniture. ..:o

OI! Mr. Chi:smk:.......................................... .................................................. ............................................:vlol:





I'm curious what these added risks are too. Unless it's naturist barbecueing.:cln:


Croft.
:smk: I don't want to say things on it :ton::tea::D

Encore
27-10-10, 18:39
I don't find the picture offensive, it's just a joke.

I do find it offensive that threads like this are allowed to stay open. Again, the definition of spam completely eludes me.

Dennis's Mom
27-10-10, 19:17
I agree what constitutes spam can seem to be completely subjective. My own litmus seems to be whether people are actually communicating rather than merely posting. What's the famous definition for pornography?

“I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description ("hard-core pornography"); and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that. ”— Justice Potter Stewart, concurring opinion in Jacobellis v. Ohio 378 U.S. 184 (1964), regarding possible obscenity in The Lovers.

Spam is probably equally as hard to define, but you generally know it when you see it. ;)

[Xmas]
27-10-10, 19:21
[Inappropriate image removed]:eek: I wonder what it was...

TombRaiderLover
27-10-10, 19:24
I can't believe an image of what was essentially a computer mouse under a woman's fingers was removed. Sure the positioning could be interpreted as female genitals, but the ability to recognise this means you'd have to have seen the real thing anyway.

Tony9595
27-10-10, 19:38
:vlol:!!!

herothing
27-10-10, 19:41
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :vlol:
The guy who came up with this is a genius.

Little-Lara
27-10-10, 19:52
:yik: :yik: :yik: Oh no you didn't. :ohn: :ohn: :ohn:
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It's lame. :p
And I thought someone just crossed the boundaries of GC based on the title! :D

ryan91
27-10-10, 20:39
omg my mouse picture is found inappropriate :p. i think i wasn't spamming. well this is a joke thread and it's related to mouses so i shared that image cuz i think it was funny and i thought maybe other ppl will find it funny and that will be fun :D.

[Xmas]
27-10-10, 20:41
What about this?

http://images.smh.com.au/2010/03/04/1193407/423402107-600x400.jpg

Tombraiderx08
27-10-10, 21:02
I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to date an amputee, even if they were German :(

Alpharaider47
27-10-10, 21:04
I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to date an amputee, even if they were German :(

What if she was a German Fem-bot? :p

larafan25
27-10-10, 21:55
How is that Offensive or Sexist, if she was Blonde, then we have something to talk about. ;)

It's because she is holding an iron as if she should be doing some sort of house work.

t-raider26
27-10-10, 22:01
OMG :p I knew it'd either be a cooking pan, an iron, or something dirty :pi:

Lost_Soul
27-10-10, 22:22
I can't believe an image of what was essentially a computer mouse under a woman's fingers was removed. Sure the positioning could be interpreted as female genitals, but the ability to recognise this means you'd have to have seen the real thing anyway.

Exactly. If there are little kids here they'll just see a mouse.. But there was nothing wrong or inappropriate about the picture, I've seen avatars that are more inappropriate...

Uzi master
27-10-10, 22:23
Im from the UK, Im a woman, and find this hillarious. Seriously... take a chill pill.

I find it funny how all the people who think something is offensive aren't the people it's offensive to:p

yeah it was really funny:D

The Great Chi
27-10-10, 22:32
WOW ! this thread has been really busy :D

I was going to put up another similar thread called....

'A bigger and better computer mouse for men'

But I better not do that now :p

I bet you are wondering what picture that was going to be :mis:

Lost_Soul
27-10-10, 22:54
^^ Lawn mower and hammer? :D

Wana b like Lara
28-10-10, 00:51
Wow! ..

I though this was going to be in the shape of something else ... :whi:

-_-

Johnnay
28-10-10, 01:31
You being able to iron your clothes is depressing?

read my post below

I work at my parents ironing business:) so I have to do some clothes., heaps of them... Yeah it kills me but meh

:)

;4967542']:eek: I wonder what it was...

my thoughts exactly

Solice
28-10-10, 02:08
I say it's practical. You can surf and press your pants at the same time.

EscondeR
28-10-10, 05:52
Either the surfing route will be... weird, or you burn your damned pants right away :ton:

TRLegendLuver
28-10-10, 07:45
Sexist but semi-funny.

Croft_Original
28-10-10, 09:25
I see that everything has been misinterpreted in a heinous manner. My thoughts and conversation was very very far away from all this controversy.
I did not think at any time that this would lead to much. :D

Either way I assure you that my laughter was a real blast.:vlol:


well:o. Going on a bit more topic post




I always do this kind of work.
One day, I decided to decorate one wall of my room with cork strips.
Finally, I lined my entire room.

Since then, I never have stopped doing things like this in my life.:confused:
Also fixing things. Hair dryer, lights, move to the phone connections, plugs, installing a new cable television, painting, making some small shelves or furniture. ..:o


:smk: I don't want to say things on it :ton::tea::D

^:D

As far as the controversy's concerned I didn't see the pic.:confused:

OT: I've never done anything electrical around the house, I wouldn't dare: my Dad's an electrician.:)

Croft.

LNSNHGTDS
28-10-10, 10:10
Oh my :vlol: !

lunavixen
28-10-10, 10:43
whaaat! how sexist of them

i like my death adder gaming mouse, awesome for kicking ass in unreal tournament or counter strike