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Ikas90
12-05-11, 07:50
So, ever farted in public?

Where was it? What was the result of it? Did it smell bad? Was it noisy? Did it bring you lots of attention? Or did you manage to get away with it (perhaps with someone else taking the blame)? Did people laugh?

Have circumstances ever forced you to hold in your fart when you desperately needed to let one rip?

I don't think I've ever farted in public, but I've been victim to it. Tried not to laugh, and it didn't work. Everyone in the whole elevator cracked up laughing.

So what are your public fart experiences? Were they dreadful or pleasant? Did they have a positive or negative effect on your life?

This guy has some serious guts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc

Share your stories! ^_^

Additional question: Where's your most common fart place? LOL

SkyPuppy
12-05-11, 08:02
well, when in public i try to hold it in as long as i possibly can, and if i do start to feel it can't be held back any longer, then i try to quiet it down as much as i can so i don't make a scene, and if that fails, then i pretend someone else did it and avoid public humiliation.

jajay119
12-05-11, 08:31
I don't release gas, I'm far too elegant for all that :ton::p

MyRaider4Life
12-05-11, 08:33
This is embarrassing, but I can turn my farts silent, so I just fart silently, I very rarely fart in public though. :vlol:

SkyPuppy
12-05-11, 08:41
This is embarrassing, but I can turn my farts silent, so I just fart silently, I very rarely fart in public though. :vlol:

we're so meant for each other... i mean, we both have an incredible talent.

Ikas90
12-05-11, 08:43
we're so meant for each other... i mean, we both have an incredible talent.

Girls don't fart >:(

Don't fool me!!! xD

Lukass
12-05-11, 08:44
@Ikas90 You had to be heavily bored when you made a thread of topic like this, weren't you?

http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu356/larafan25/ew-1.jpg

Ikas90
12-05-11, 08:45
@Ikas90 You had to be heavily bored when you made a thread of topic like this, weren't you?

http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu356/larafan25/ew-1.jpg

Hey, it can sure provide some giggles. http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu356/larafan25/ew-1.jpg

Lukass
12-05-11, 08:48
^ This is off topic a bit, but ... check this :vlol:

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Ikas90
12-05-11, 08:51
This one is better:

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Lukass
12-05-11, 08:52
^ :vlol: completely mad dog!

Paddy
12-05-11, 08:53
Someone must have blown off in your face Saki to make this thread :p
lol pun

Ikas90
12-05-11, 08:57
Someone must have blown off in your face Saki to make this thread :p
lol pun

They did, actually. Now that you mention it.

I've been fart slapped by my friend. That means I felt the blow. In my face.

It wasn't pleasant, almost knocked me out lol.

tampi
12-05-11, 08:57
I have an experience not too far, but I will not share publicly.:D:p

The person involved could not avoid laughing.

My feeling was devastating.:pi:



Objectively it was funny and appropriate.:vlol:

Paddy
12-05-11, 08:59
They did, actually. Now that you mention it.

I've been fart slapped by my friend. That means I felt the blow. In my face.

It wasn't pleasant, almost knocked me out lol.

Lmfao the worst form of chloroform :vlol:

Hairhelmet12
12-05-11, 09:17
I've been fart slapped by my friend. That means I felt the blow. In my face.

It wasn't pleasant, almost knocked me out lol.

That is so gross. >:x

nick styger
12-05-11, 09:19
I was in a wheelchair in a lift and a lady farted in my face. Poof.:o

sikasika18
12-05-11, 09:22
this thread just made my day :vlol:

Shark_Blade
12-05-11, 09:31
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Once I was in an exam hall, and a pretty girl sitting in front of me let slip a fart. I was like O_o. I think she tried to do it stealthly and quietly as possible but I guess I have ultrasonic ears. :vlol:


Farting is normal everyone!

scoopy_loopy
12-05-11, 09:38
Lol, Saki has a fart fetish.

ultima espio
12-05-11, 09:41
Is this for real? :vlol:

Sneezing and farting at the same time is soo cool :vlol: :o

Nemo_91
12-05-11, 09:43
Lmao, best thread ever.

ultima espio
12-05-11, 09:46
They did, actually. Now that you mention it.

I've been fart slapped by my friend. That means I felt the blow. In my face.

It wasn't pleasant, almost knocked me out lol.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tqoCZx9AUvQ/0.jpg

michaeldt
12-05-11, 09:58
I'm able to make my farts silent :p

Shark_Blade
12-05-11, 10:07
^Be loud and be proud, especially when you fart.

Evangelina
12-05-11, 10:07
I've been fart slapped by my friend. That means I felt the blow. In my face.
It wasn't pleasant, almost knocked me out lol.
:vlol: gross!

As for me, I don't fart, I'm much too ladylike for that.

Shark_Blade
12-05-11, 10:11
Bet you can kill all the daisies in your garden in one blow!

tampi
12-05-11, 10:15
I remember at school. There was always a pleasant surprise from a student too warlike, trying to climb the rope. loool:D

Evangelina
12-05-11, 10:31
Bet you can kill all the daisies in your garden in one blow!

Aha! I knew I saw someone lurking behind the bushes.:p

On the rare occasion I do fart I just blame it on the nearest old guy and then sneak away.:D

Your_Envy*
12-05-11, 10:33
http://www.shrani.si/f/1v/Ru/2YhotyZE/20080226082655funny-pict.jpg

Nenya awakens
12-05-11, 11:10
The word fart makes me feel sick ._.

Encore
12-05-11, 11:37
I'm a ninja. I never farted in public in a frequency captured by the human ear. :ohn:

Here's a hint: the more healthy you eat, the less bothersome your farts will be (ie, they'll be less frequent, less noisy, and less smelly). ;)

Paddy
12-05-11, 11:45
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tqoCZx9AUvQ/0.jpg

:vlol:

Sgt BOMBULOUS
12-05-11, 11:47
I'm a ninja. I never farted in public in a frequency captured by the human ear. :ohn:

Here's a hint: the more healthy you eat, the less bothersome your farts will be (ie, they'll be less frequent, less noisy, and less smelly). ;)

That's only true to an extent. What about beans? Beans are healthy, and no matter how healthy the remainder of your diet is, beans WILL make you more gassy.

Encore
12-05-11, 12:08
That's only true to an extent. What about beans? Beans are healthy, and no matter how healthy the remainder of your diet is, beans WILL make you more gassy.

Beans are pretty heavy, they're not unhealthy but you're not really supposed to eat a LOT of them else your digestive system will get stuffed.:D

IceColdLaraCroft
12-05-11, 13:25
I'm a ninja. I never farted in public in a frequency captured by the human ear. :ohn:

Here's a hint: the more healthy you eat, the less bothersome your farts will be (ie, they'll be less frequent, less noisy, and less smelly). ;)

this!

I'm such a prude when it comes to these things:o

Lara Croft!
12-05-11, 13:56
I'm not a social farter. lol Nor did I ever had a public humiliation. The worst thing is when you are cold and your stomach is rumbling and you are at a quiet place, for example at school where you cannot take the risk. :D
Burping is considered cool or friendly when you are with friends, I don't know why the same doesn't apply to farts.

peeves
12-05-11, 13:58
I don't fart in public either because i don't like farting in public. It is inappropriate for me and that's why i only do it at home.

ultima espio
12-05-11, 13:58
And now, a message from Family Guy:

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Tear
12-05-11, 14:43
Oh god.. how embarrassing.:rolleyes:

I've suppose I've got a story or two...:pi:

Tony9595
12-05-11, 15:02
:o


...

Once at school I had a cough and was ahem... coughing so hard that I... :o

That day I wanted to bury my head in the ground and just die like that!

Evan C.
12-05-11, 15:09
Are you ****ing kidding?
This is the strangest thread EVER created I saw on my entire existence, I swear to god.

TippingWater
12-05-11, 15:13
I wonder why we find farts so embarrassing , why are they so taboo and rejected by society ? I know they can smell really bad , but everyone farts that's a fact !

IceColdLaraCroft
12-05-11, 15:21
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:vlol:

SamReeves
12-05-11, 15:24
Loud and proud.

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss267/mick7504/Fart.jpg

Lukass
12-05-11, 15:32
Are you ****ing kidding?
This is the strangest thread EVER created I saw on my entire existence, I swear to god.

Honey...I know, but this is TRF, you must count with ANYTHING :vlol:

\Tomb Raider/
12-05-11, 16:00
im sure madonna farts in her purse once in a while... :vlol:

SkyPuppy
12-05-11, 16:02
im sure madonna farts in her purse once in a while... :vlol:

:) i like doing that and saving it for later. :)

Jester Head
12-05-11, 16:05
:) i like doing that and saving it for later. :)

love

BrandonFlowers
12-05-11, 16:05
:) i like doing that and saving it for later. :)

That is disgusting.

xXhayleyroxXx
12-05-11, 16:08
This one is better:

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You stole that from my youtube favourites :mad: haha <3
I remember you saying 'omg you saved loads of dog farts videos!' lol someone was observant :p

Ikas90
12-05-11, 16:11
Didn't Britney Spears fart in a jar, and have someone put it up for sale on ebay?

You stole that from my youtube favourites :mad: haha <3
I remember you saying 'omg you saved loads of dog farts videos!' lol someone was observant :p

Hahahaa I so was ^_^ xD

SkyPuppy
12-05-11, 16:11
love

<3

That is disgusting.

yeah, i don't find you too appealing, either.

BrandonFlowers
12-05-11, 16:13
<3



yeah, i don't find you too appealing, either.

No need to be rude, jeez.

TombOfRaiders
12-05-11, 16:15
I'm very good at "passing" silent ones, I've learned to master it and use it at my will to blame and humiliate other people. tehe. At School, I usually will make a large scene out of it and randomly pick someone to blame it on. xD

aidanmalone
12-05-11, 16:31
If it needs to come out it needs to come out, but if its like in a lift i tend to sniff up at the same time to (try) cover it up :p

xXhayleyroxXx
12-05-11, 16:34
Hahahaa I so was ^_^ xD

D: I knew it!

Lukass
12-05-11, 16:48
If it needs to come out it needs to come out, but if its like in a lift i tend to sniff up at the same time to (try) cover it up :p

:vlol:

FloTheMachine
12-05-11, 17:13
I cannot fart silently. :vlol:
I believe it's a skill you gain from birth, which I do not have. ;D

irishhips
12-05-11, 17:17
I usually let it rip....

coolaideonfire
12-05-11, 17:26
I once farted as I got off the escalator in London Underground, thinking since I'd be walking fast to keep up with the pace of everyone else I'd leave it behind. Little did I know the smell would follow me!

Sometimes I wonder why we're so bothered about farting in public. Everyone does it, it's natural, and who cares? Occasionally I adopt that thinking and just let rip. If someone notices I laugh it off. But it can be so embarrassing!

\Tomb Raider/
12-05-11, 17:45
Would the Q word be considered a fart :confused: i ponder about these things :confused:

xcrushterx
12-05-11, 18:01
Would the Q word be considered a fart :confused: i ponder about these things :confused:
LMAO! :vlol:

I'd say no :p

SkyPuppy
12-05-11, 18:10
Would the Q word be considered a fart :confused: i ponder about these things :confused:

queef...?

moodydog
12-05-11, 18:35
I can hold the smell of farts in, so no one can smell them. But mine are pretty bad. I don't really fart in public (unless I really need to)

\Tomb Raider/
12-05-11, 19:00
queef...?

yes that...didnt want to offend anyone :p

SamReeves
13-05-11, 00:33
I knew a girl who could queef. Life of the party too. :eek:

larafan25
13-05-11, 00:54
I heard a story about a couple who were in the bathroom together. The women was just getting out of the bath as the man walked in to use the toilet, he had to far so he thought it would be funny to fart on her. He lifted his leg and diarrhea went all over her.:/

My aunt told me this.

Lara's Nemesis
13-05-11, 00:59
^

Kinda reminds me of this lovely video from a few years ago. :D

-kNyiMgU8mU

larafan25
13-05-11, 01:02
^That makes me sad.:(

Is it real?

LOL at the guy's reaction, so literal. :p

xXhayleyroxXx
13-05-11, 01:03
I heard a story about a couple who were in the bathroom together. The women was just getting out of the bath as the man walked in to use the toilet, he had to far so he thought it would be funny to fart on her. He lifted his leg and diarrhea went all over her.:/

My aunt told me this.

0_0....

vile </3

larafan25
13-05-11, 01:05
Honestly I don't mind a dutch oven every once and a while.:/

KC Mraz
13-05-11, 01:06
What. How about we try eating fiber and drinking some water, you people.

http://i.imgur.com/oCfkA.gif

Lara's Nemesis
13-05-11, 01:07
^That makes me sad.:(

Is it real?

LOL at the guy's reaction, so literal. :p

Not sure if it is real, I think it might be tho. :eek:

Holy ****!!! :D

CerebralAssassin
13-05-11, 01:08
nothing like letting out a silent one and blaming it on another one in the group..

Loud and proud.

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss267/mick7504/Fart.jpg

ready for takeoff

larafan25
13-05-11, 01:10
Not sure if it is real, I think it might be tho. :eek:

Holy ****!!! :D

I don't know how such a thing can happen (now it'll probably happen to me >_>) I always feels so in control of my butt.

However this one time I accidentally let one out in elementary school.:/

Something funny happened in this small extra help room (really small) and I couldn't hold it in. Luckily it was just me and three of my friends and the teacher. However now that I think of it, it's quite embarrassing. Especially considering it was the same teacher I had when I peed on the first day of school. >_<

Lara's Nemesis
13-05-11, 01:20
I don't know how such a thing can happen (now it'll probably happen to me >_>) I always feels so in control of my butt.

However this one time I accidentally let one out in elementary school.:/

Something funny happened in this small extra help room (really small) and I couldn't hold it in. Luckily it was just me and three of my friends and the teacher. However now that I think of it, it's quite embarrassing. Especially considering it was the same teacher I had when I peed on the first day of school. >_<

The teacher was probably thinking "Oh my god, it is the guy who pees and farts". He/she is maybe married and totally used to these type of things. :p

larafan25
13-05-11, 01:36
The teacher was probably thinking "Oh my god, it is the guy who pees and farts". He/she is maybe married and totally used to these type of things. :p

He had a girlfriend I know that.:/

knightgames
13-05-11, 03:08
This is embarrassing, but I can turn my farts silent, so I just fart silently, :vlol:


NEWB! I can recite "The Flight of the Bumblebee" with my farts. Farts are for entertainment. After all, why do you think there's a song called "Classical Gas?"

ChingKong
13-05-11, 03:27
Once my friend and I were sitting outside and I farted really loud. We both laughed and I had a lot more gas, so I kept farting louder. I looked around and I saw a man giving me odd looks from his car with his window rolled down. XD

Tommy123
13-05-11, 03:34
I dont really fart in public. I hold it in until i get home then let loose.

However, one time in Walmart i was with my dad and he bent over to get something off the bottom shelf and as he did he let out a silent one. As he did an old lady walked behind him and started gagging and coughing.

:P

knightgames
13-05-11, 03:58
Once my friend and I were sitting outside and I farted really loud. We both laughed and I had a lot more gas, so I kept farting louder. I looked around and I saw a man giving me odd looks from his car with his window rolled down. XD


Is that why you don't eat soggy waffles?

Mikky
13-05-11, 04:02
I don't really have any public fart experiences. Except maybe in school. Does that count?

ultima espio
13-05-11, 10:29
I dont really fart in public. I hold it in until i get home then let loose.

However, one time in Walmart i was with my dad and he bent over to get something off the bottom shelf and as he did he let out a silent one. As he did an old lady walked behind him and started gagging and coughing.

:P

Ahahahaha :vlol:

Solice
15-05-11, 05:49
This would be really embarrassing :D


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CerebralAssassin
15-05-11, 12:17
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^try to fart like that guy...and have a straight face the entire time too:p

Ikas90
15-05-11, 12:27
This video is funny lol:

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