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Neilcroft
14-05-11, 23:09
hey kids,:D

how are we? as the title indicates, I like puns. I'm sure there
are a number of you out there who like them although most
would probably not hear them. anyhoo, once a week there
will be a pun for your enjoyment. aren't you excited?:p
anyhoo:

Roy Rogers and Dale Evans were a husband and wife singing
cowboy/cowgirl team. one day, Roy was showing off his custom
tailored boots which he absolutely loved. as he was polishing
them, a wildcat appeared out of nowhere and grabbed them
in its mouth and ran off. Roy jumped on Trigger and rode after
it seemingly all over creation until he found it and killed it.
unfortunately, it had eaten the boots in the meantime. so, he
picked up the carcass and draped it over Trigger. he rode back
home to Dale who looked at the carcass and asked:

"Pardon me, Roy. Is that the cat that ate your two shoes?"

comments and tomatoes are welcome. TTYL

Minty Mouth
14-05-11, 23:48
I am very confused right now. I don't get the joke!

larafan25
14-05-11, 23:49
I am very confused right now. I don't get the joke!

Once a week we will be treated with a joke/ pun.

How come so many people suddenly do not understand what threads mean?:/

Encore
14-05-11, 23:54
http://shadowzone.com.sapo.pt/fun/7798910.jpg

Minty Mouth
14-05-11, 23:55
Once a week we will be treated with a joke/ pun.

How come so many people suddenly do not understand what threads mean?:/

White text, ahoy!

I don't get the joke, is all. A pun usually plays on a double meaning of a word, doesn't it? I'm still trying to figure out the joke in the OP.

larafan25
15-05-11, 00:16
White text, ahoy!

I don't get the joke, is all. A pun usually plays on a double meaning of a word, doesn't it? I'm still trying to figure out the joke in the OP.

Hmmmm.....It seems to me...

That it may be....

I am indeed...

The one who did not get the joke....

:pi:

Neilcroft
15-05-11, 00:46
Hmmmm.....It seems to me...

That it may be....

I am indeed...

The one who did not get the joke....

:pi:

fair enough. it's a take off on an old 30s song CHATANOOGA CHOO
CHOO. specificially, the opening lyric:

Pardon me boy
Is that the Chatanooga Choo Choo

that help?

IceColdLaraCroft
15-05-11, 01:23
Puns are more like this:

SNL sex & the city parody:

WLK-43IuJ6E

btw Christian does a WONDERFUL Samantha

Encore
15-05-11, 01:42
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-puns-captains-log.jpg

As you can see there's a whole website of them. :vlol:

domino92
15-05-11, 01:46
So we're expected to clock back in once every week to read a pun which isnt actually a pun but its a joke but it isnt actually a joke cuz it isnt funny.

Yeah no.

larafan25
15-05-11, 01:51
Puns are more like this:

SNL sex & the city parody:

WLK-43IuJ6E

btw Christian does a WONDERFUL Samantha

A weenie in a bottle!:lol:

Oh my lawd! This is so true!

Neilcroft
15-05-11, 21:10
hey.:D

point taken. how's this?

The CSI team was called to the home of Sydney Street to
investigate a murder. Sarah and Grissom walk into the bathroom
to see Street lying facedown in a tub filled with milk and surrounded
by corn flakes. After taking pictures and collecting evidence, Sarah
turned to Grissom.

"What do you think?" she asked.

"Looks to me like the work of a cereal killer," he replied. :D

that better?

TRexbait
15-05-11, 21:51
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-puns-captains-log.jpg

As you can see there's a whole website of them. :vlol: That actually made me lol!
:vlol:

domino92
16-05-11, 02:36
that better?

Not particularly....

Encore
16-05-11, 02:58
Some more :vlol:

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/obi-juan-kenobi.jpg?w=500&h=500

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-puns-wait-until-brownies-are-completely-cool.jpg

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-puns-iphone-youtube.jpg

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-puns-nice-shoes.jpg

domino92
16-05-11, 03:12
Some more :vlol:[/IMG]

Me like! :D

cezy rockeru
16-05-11, 05:18
Someone explain for cezy,please. :/

Mikky
16-05-11, 05:20
Someone explain for cezy,please. :/

I can't. I'm as lost as the guy in the candy store looking for shampoo. http://forums.macresource.com/smileys/dunno.gif

DragonSlayer
24-05-11, 18:54
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-puns-captains-log.jpg

As you can see there's a whole website of them. :vlol:

Now that's funny unlike the first post in this topic which i gave up trying to figure out.

@ cexy rockeru I can't explain it either, what can't be understood can't be explained

Cochrane
24-05-11, 18:56
that better?

If by better you mean "one can understand it without explanation", then yes. But if by better you mean "good" or "funny", well… not really. Sorry.

DragonSlayer
24-05-11, 19:10
George Takei is the master of puns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRkIWB3HIEs :cln:

Avalon SARL
24-05-11, 19:20
I don't get anything as well :confused:

Neilcroft
25-05-11, 00:05
If by better you mean "one can understand it without explanation", then yes. But if by better you mean "good" or "funny", well… not really. Sorry.

Ah, Mr. Cochrane,

that is the point. it is often described as the lowest form of wit. here
is another one.

John went into the car dealership the other day to trade in his old
Kia for a new one. he looks at a Yoda figurine on the desk then asks
him:

"Is that a toy Yoda?":D

got that from a comedian I saw on TV one time.

HURLEYstickmen
25-05-11, 08:39
John went into the car dealership the other day to trade in his old
Kia for a new one. he looks at a Yoda figurine on the desk then asks
him:

"Is that a toy Yoda?":D

got that from a comedian I saw on TV one time.
lol, I geddit! :D:p

Drone
25-05-11, 08:53
You mean Toyota, right?

Spong
25-05-11, 10:53
got that from a comedian I saw on TV one time.

Stop watching him.

Cochrane
25-05-11, 11:17
Toy yoda? Yeah, I'm rolling on the floor laughing as I am typing this…

Why not at least something more complicated, like this:
http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/303667.full.gif
http://comics.com/pearls_before_swine/2009-12-06/

Punaxe
25-05-11, 11:45
Oh, if we're going to do name confusions ...

X8kS8CD40Qw

Spong
25-05-11, 11:51
Toy yoda? Yeah, I'm rolling on the floor laughing as I am typing this…

Why not at least something more complicated, like this:

http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/303667.full.gif

My toes are curling. Seriously, puns like that should be illegal :vlol:

Neilcroft
26-05-11, 20:38
hello, my friends,

I came across this gem a while ago.

one day Rudolf was looking outside his window at the blue sky and
frowning at the perfect day. his wife Irina walked up to him and said

"Oh, isn't this a beautiful day?"

"It isn't," he gruffly replied. "It's gonna rain."

"Don't be ridiculous. The weatherman said it is going to be sunny
and 70s all week with no rainclouds."

"It will rain, Irina. Trust me."

"How do you know that?"

"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear." (ducks incoming objects):D:p

cbragg09
26-05-11, 21:01
Ah, Mr. Cochrane,

that is the point. it is often described as the lowest form of wit. here
is another one.

John went into the car dealership the other day to trade in his old
Kia for a new one. he looks at a Yoda figurine on the desk then asks
him:

"Is that a toy Yoda?":D



i got this one, car dealership, 'toyota'

:P

Legend of Lara
26-05-11, 22:57
Ooh! I got one!

What do you call a terrible thread full of unfunny jokes?

A failure.

Neilcroft
27-05-11, 21:41
Ooh! I got one!

What do you call a terrible thread full of unfunny jokes?

A failure.

hey,

ah, the sweet music of sarcasm. nicely done;). anyhoo:

Prince Harry came in from playing football and he saw Charles
and Camilla talking with the Queen Mother. he noticed that one
of Charles' very prominent ears had an eye painted on it.

"Father," he asked, "why is there an eye painted on your ear?"

Charles smiled and said:

"Ear's looking at you, kid.":D


since it's Friday, a two-for-one special:

Daffy Duck was having lunch with Bugs Bunny, Mickey and Minnie
Mouse and Porky Pig. it was a lovely affair and soon a waitress came
up and taped the check to Daffy's mouth. as he peeled it off, Bugs
asked:

"Eeeah. What's up, duck?"

Daffy replied:

"I told her to put it on my bill.":p

enjoy and a very happy Memorial Day weekend all.