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Poke Warrior
20-06-11, 19:22
...How screwed are you?

The last game I played was Fallout: New Vegas and there an expert in VATS.... Oh bugger....

Legend of Lara
20-06-11, 19:25
I'm so glad the last game I played was Sonic R and not Persona 3. Level 94 MC lolololoolloooololololoo

CiaKonwerski
20-06-11, 19:28
Ezio Auditore will die by my hands! Mwahahaha. He would get to me so fast I would not even know he was coming. :/

ultima espio
20-06-11, 19:30
Well, Big the Cat will crush me if he sits on me...

SoupCard
20-06-11, 19:30
Solid Snake...

x...justme...x
20-06-11, 19:31
Wii Party, so I hope I'd be able to defeat my Mii... :/

Biddy
20-06-11, 19:32
Maxed out Lightning?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

larafan25
20-06-11, 19:34
LOLOL LittleBigPlanet.

What could a sack of fluff do?:pi:

Gladous
20-06-11, 19:36
If Alice attacked me, I would probably scream with horror. :p

Mad Tony
20-06-11, 19:43
Me...

Oblivion was the last game I played if anyone was wondering.

Catracoth
20-06-11, 19:44
I last played Grand Theft Auto IV; with that being said, I was attacked by Niko Bellic. Thank God I played GTA last and not Alice: Madness Returns.

Gladous
20-06-11, 19:45
I last played Grand Theft Auto IV; with that being said, I was attacked by Niko Bellic. Thank God I played GTA last and not Alice: Madness Returns.

I wish I played GTA or L.A. Noire instead of AMR. Cuz, that little ho killed me with a dang horse head. Shooot! :p

ozzman
20-06-11, 19:46
Chris Redfield would punch my head Off ....

Catracoth
20-06-11, 19:47
I wish I played GTA or L.A. Noire instead of AMR. Cuz, that little ho killed me with a dang horse head. Shooot! :p

Oh noes, my Nicky! :( <3

trfanX34
20-06-11, 19:48
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/6/65113/1794178-hysteria_ready_to_strike_super.jpg

I'm so screwed. I wish I had played Little Big Planet instead D:

AmericanAssassin
20-06-11, 19:58
Abe... I think I'll be alright. :p

Jfmeplayer
20-06-11, 20:10
The last game that I played was Sims 3

They will put my self-sim inside 4 walls and let him die by starving :eek:

Carbonek_0051
20-06-11, 20:19
Alice is mental, she would probably scream and pass out then go to Wonderland, then would be my chance to run or possibly kill her while she is down. xD

lara c. fan
20-06-11, 20:20
Subject Delta? Oh....****...

Mikky
20-06-11, 20:23
Brandt from Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light... For some reason, I'm not that worried. :p

Caesum
20-06-11, 20:36
Leon from Resident Evil 4. It is quite ironic that I've also played World of Warcraft in which my character is a badass undead.:pi:

Tommy123
20-06-11, 20:48
Cole Phelps could always just shoot me i guess.

King.Louie
20-06-11, 21:26
A crazed alice Liddell with a vorpal blade....O.o Theres no chance of survival :vlol:

Atlantisfreak
20-06-11, 21:36
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/6/65113/1794178-hysteria_ready_to_strike_super.jpg

I'm so screwed. I wish I had played Little Big Planet instead D:

you and me both! ;____;

trlestew
20-06-11, 21:59
Last game I played was Portal.

Lol, my carpet and walls can not contain portals, so Chell is harmless. :pi:

Snazabaz
20-06-11, 22:03
Last played was Uncharted 2. I think I'd be okay, Nate is just lucky :p

Minty Mouth
20-06-11, 22:07
Zhao Yun. Dynasty Warriors 7.

I guess I could just show him a TV and watch his brain melt.

Legend 4ever
20-06-11, 22:13
Pretty sure it's a character from The Sims 3. Could be Lara though. Or the team from Lft 4 Dead. I sure hope it's that The Sims 3 character lol

lord gaga
20-06-11, 22:13
Tomb Raider II!
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3926/tombraider20610240me.jpg (http://img260.imageshack.us/i/tombraider20610240me.jpg/)
lOOK AT HER FACE! Well i'm dead :eek:

Orionvalentine
20-06-11, 22:40
Ezio is totally gonna ki-

"Requiescat en pace"

Spong
20-06-11, 22:42
So, Alan Wake's gonna write me to death is he?

xXhayleyroxXx
20-06-11, 22:56
The last game I played was DragonAge Origins so I guess my warden would kill me D: Or Alistair. But thats okay <3 He's harmless <3

trfanX34
20-06-11, 23:02
The last game that I played was Sims 3

They will put my self-sim inside 4 walls and let him die by starving :eek:

:vlol:

TheRCroft
20-06-11, 23:04
Ezio? Is that you? *gets killed by the hidden blade*

Requiescate in Pace.
[/EZIO'S SEXY VOICE]

:(

Capt. Murphy
20-06-11, 23:10
He might be skillful with a hoe, or a tractor or combine. But I'm sure I could take my Farmer avatar. Just got to tip him over with that enormous head of his.

In case that doesn't count... I could be in trouble. This guy could use shurikens or ninja magic. But all he takes is one hit. (Shadow Dancer arcade). :pi:

ozzman
20-06-11, 23:14
Zhao Yun. Dynasty Warriors 7.

I guess I could just show him a TV and watch his brain melt.

lol :vlol: , i sadly don't think it will work the same on Lu Bu XD

Encore
20-06-11, 23:14
I was playing a bit of Bioshock last night. Who is the main character, Jack Ryan? If so, I'll let you know that I saved all the little sisters, which means my Jack is a good guy, which means he won't kill me. :jmp:

Poke Warrior
20-06-11, 23:17
My minecrafter would dig a hole belowme and pour sand in it :(

ozzman
20-06-11, 23:21
well, Altair would probally chase me, so i would just jump into a Deep Pond :D

TheRCroft
20-06-11, 23:25
well, Altair would probally chase me, so i would just jump into a Deep Pond :D

Now that's very evil. The poor thing can't swim :(

Encore
20-06-11, 23:27
well, Altair would probally chase me, so i would just jump into a Deep Pond :D

lmfao :vlol: I just had a funny image in my head of some assassination target swimming away and Altair shaking his fist in the air with frustration.

domino92
20-06-11, 23:28
Link would stab me.

Uzi master
20-06-11, 23:29
Bring it on!, miss pacman:pi:

Hairhelmet12
21-06-11, 02:06
Francis, Zoey, Bill, and Louis would shoot me. ):

Shark_Blade
21-06-11, 02:15
Let's see... Alice: Madness Returns.

Yeah, she'll try to cut me into ribbon with her Vorpal Blade.

LaraDuh
21-06-11, 02:29
Mortal Kombat:jmp:

i hope Mileena doesnt try to kiss me:vlol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTHyL9ABPw

Tombraiderx08
21-06-11, 02:34
Super screwed. I'm screwed with every reincarnation T_T friggin Hero of Time

Ceamonks890
21-06-11, 03:50
The last game I played was Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1, and my favoured character right now is the Hulk. So, I'm screwed!!:yik:

voltz
21-06-11, 03:55
I remember winning with Scorpion in one of the MK games and almost jumped when he threw his spear at the screen cause I looked away for a sec. Glad it was just a win animation.

ozzman
21-06-11, 03:57
lmfao :vlol: I just had a funny image in my head of some assassination target swimming away and Altair shaking his fist in the air with frustration.

ha ha, so true, mission would fail because altair can't follow [or he could wast Arrows trying to kill with Crossbow]

Raider4Ever96
21-06-11, 04:11
Alice is going to shank me with her knife. Great.

CiaKonwerski
21-06-11, 04:16
Ezio? Is that you? *gets killed by the hidden blade*

Requiescate in Pace.
[/EZIO'S SEXY VOICE]

:(

This haha.

Vanni
21-06-11, 04:34
I'm so screwed. Jen Tate (from Primal) can turn into different demon forms. O_O

x

Tony9595
21-06-11, 06:04
Oh no! Here comes Underworld's Lara! :yik:

Oh wait, she just glitched...

EscondeR
21-06-11, 06:05
I'll try to find common language with her (but that's not for GC :cln: )... or die from Alice's hands <3



Oh no! Here comes Underworld's Lara! :yik:

Oh wait, she just glitched...

Do you need a pack of paper handkerchiefs?.. In case she starts crying... :whi:

Tony9595
21-06-11, 06:11
Yup and some headphones too please, she just won't stop talking about her mother.

*keeps waiting for her to unstuck out of the wall*

EscondeR
21-06-11, 06:18
"Alice, will you mind if I cut a couple of flounces off your dress? That guy needs earplugs to be made for him :o Thank you, dear :-*"

:D

NRO.
21-06-11, 06:21
*is stuck in an infinite loop*

Cookie for the person who gets it.

Also, I got Alice: Madness Returns today. I will be playing the whole night today. So no spoilers in Size 7. I did a pretty good job to avoid every plot detail.

Changeling
21-06-11, 09:39
Mine would be Jennifer from Rule of Rose. I'm more than good.

scremanie
21-06-11, 09:42
Lara Croft.... it was nice knowing you all. :(

Autolycus
21-06-11, 09:44
Mine would be all the stars from WWE 2011 so I'm pretty much screwed.

aidanmalone
21-06-11, 10:47
Fiona Belli! :vlol:
Wouldn't it be Hewie as well? :p

pEhouse
21-06-11, 11:50
WoW .. I don't think I'd have anything to worry about since my Blood Elf huntress sucks at PvP :p

IceColdLaraCroft
21-06-11, 11:54
I don't understand the question :(

EscondeR
21-06-11, 11:57
^ Try to imagine what would happen if the main char of the game you've played last attacked you [IRL] :) Post the result of your imagination here.
Or was that the result exactly? :D

LNSNHGTDS
21-06-11, 12:09
The last game I played was Tekken Tag, which doesn't really have main characters, so I guess that propably Nina, Anna and Eddy attacked me(my favourites ) .

Hmmm... I guess that Nina broke my balls with her kicks, my face is still red from Anna's slaps and I also went flying a couple of times by Eddy's capoeira xD .

the ancient
21-06-11, 13:06
I can't handle him...


Super Mario

a_pok
21-06-11, 13:36
a red bird hit my leg,
a black bird exploded next to my ear,
a white bird dropped an egg on my hair,
a blue bird (later turned to three) hit me n the face, chest and the you know where :p
and a yellow bird broke my arm...

do i need to tell you what game i was playing???

Super Badnik
21-06-11, 14:03
Jill Valentine. I guess it depends on whether she has a gun or something.
Well, Big the Cat will crush me if he sits on me...Don't disrespect Big the Cat. He took on Chaos 6 with a fishing rod. A sure sign of a badass. :ohn:

ozzman
21-06-11, 14:22
i'm sure cole wouldn't kill me, unless he's an Evil son of a bitch

Lara's Nemesis
21-06-11, 15:51
Mine would be all the stars from WWE 2011 so I'm pretty much screwed.

They would just pretend to beat you up. :p






Mine would be Jack from Bioshock.

http://i54.************/fum6ic.jpg

I'm done for. :(

BrandonFlowers
21-06-11, 16:00
I was just playing Bloons, so I am gonna be attacked by a Monkey with darts :(
http://www.flashgamescentral.net/files/image/Bloons.JPG

Super Badnik
21-06-11, 16:07
Shouldn't this be in the videogame section?

trfanX34
21-06-11, 16:08
Darn why do I keep playing Alice Madness Returns? :/ I'm doomed.

Liara
21-06-11, 16:18
*wonders if the OP was inspired by all those similair threads on the Escapist...*

As for me... *thinks* Chell from P2. I'd say I'm pretty much safe as long as I don't turn evil.

Lara Croft.... it was nice knowing you all. :(
But if it's LegendLara then you can just distract her by mentioning her mom and run your ass off. XD

LNSNHGTDS
21-06-11, 19:22
^ No, this would make her take out her guns screaming "Where is my mother?!" and leaving you unconcious :p .

robm_2007
21-06-11, 19:28
This thread's title is confusing as **** :whi:

Noodleboy
21-06-11, 19:28
Darn why do I keep playing Alice Madness Returns? :/ I'm doomed.

Same here :p

touchthesky
21-06-11, 19:42
It'd be Underworld Lara.

SO I'm pretty safe.

Laras Backpack
21-06-11, 19:48
Altair Ibn La Ahad

Meh. I'll just jump into some water and wait him out :D

RoxasKennedy
21-06-11, 19:50
Uhm... Daxter from, ehm...Daxter.
Will, ehm...oh **** it, I suck at this. XDD

mepsipax
21-06-11, 19:56
Jack from Madworld.
Ehhhhh :cen:ed. :p