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30-10-04, 22:59
A Walmart is being built in my small town (to open in about 2 months), so I thought this was appropriate:

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart where they
> > > The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that, I'm looking
> > my
> > > wife and I guess I wasn't paying any attention to where I was going."
> > > The second guy says, "That's okay. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
> > > wife too and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
> > > The first guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she
> > look
> > > like?"
> > > The second guy says, "Well, she is tall with red hair, blue eyes, long
> > legs,
> > > big firm breasts and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"
> > > To which the first guy says, "Never mind, let's look for yours."

:D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
> > >

30-10-04, 23:04
hehe! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

31-10-04, 03:06
oooh, niiice http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

31-10-04, 03:10

01-11-04, 17:24
hehe :D

01-11-04, 17:43
LOL!!!! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

01-11-04, 19:41
OMG, that description fits my mother, should i laugh or cry? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif

01-11-04, 20:17
originally posted by sparky
OMG, that description fits my mother, should i laugh or cry?
hmm maybe not say anything and don't be so cheeky lol! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif nah you should just laugh and don't show your mum!!

01-11-04, 20:21
yeah but my mum really has all of these features,
Well, she is tall with red hair, blue eyes, long legs

Av decided to laugh, ha ha http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

01-11-04, 20:40
hehe! Thats funny! LOL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Mark Garcia
01-11-04, 20:59