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zeussy
29-08-11, 18:11
IF you've ever been to the Amazon, you'd know that skinny-dipping there is very ill-advised. The Candiru, otherwise known as the toothpick fish, is a tiny parasitical creature that is usually found living inside catfish. However, it's been to known to live in... other places as well. Just watch the video till the end. :eek:
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xXhayleyroxXx
29-08-11, 18:12
Oh, is this the fish that goes up penises? :vlol:

zeussy
29-08-11, 18:14
Oh, is this the fish that goes up penises? :vlol:

Yes LOL We can say penises? PENISES!!!! PENISES!! :D That felt good.

xLara_Nathanx
29-08-11, 18:14
Oh, is this the fish that goes up penises? :vlol:

0.o Really? OMFG. :vlol:

milance941
29-08-11, 18:17
I wonder are women safe:vlol:
BTW I'll never go to Amazon:p

zeussy
29-08-11, 18:18
I wonder are women safe:vlol:
BTW I'll never go to Amazon:p

Well, it looks like the candiru prefers men... I wonder if it's gay.

xXhayleyroxXx
29-08-11, 18:20
Yes LOL We can say penises? PENISES!!!! PENISES!! :D That felt good.

Maybe? I couldn't think of anything else to say in it's place :mis: Unless I speak in code-name :pi:

0.o Really? OMFG. :vlol:

Yeah :vlol: I own a sub-species/distant cousins :mis:

zeussy
29-08-11, 18:24
Maybe? I couldn't think of anything else to say in it's place :mis: Unless I speak in code-name :pi:



Yeah :vlol: I own a sub-species/distant cousins :mis:

lol really? I bet it would be really useful if you're trying to get back at an ex bf xD Maybe slip one into the tub.... :vlol:

xXhayleyroxXx
29-08-11, 18:26
lol really? I bet it would be really useful if you're trying to get back at an ex bf xD Maybe slip one into the tub.... :vlol:

Let that be a warning to all who try and break my heart :mis:

milance941
29-08-11, 18:28
Well, it looks like the candiru prefers men... I wonder if it's gay.
He'll confuse:vlol:

zeussy
29-08-11, 18:35
Let that be a warning to all who try and break my heart :mis:

lol That would be a pretty harsh warning D: You should tell all future guys on the first date that you have a fish that likes swimming up penises just in case they think of cheating...

xXhayleyroxXx
29-08-11, 18:39
lol That would be a pretty harsh warning D: You should tell all future guys on the first date that you have a fish that likes swimming up penises just in case they think of cheating...

:vlol:
(That better work this time :pi:)

zeussy
29-08-11, 18:45
:vlol:
(That better work this time :pi:)

haha xD Who's the fker? You should spill a whole school of candiru fish into his tub :jmp:

xXhayleyroxXx
29-08-11, 18:48
haha xD Who's the fker? You should spill a whole school of candiru fish into his tub :jmp:

Omg they should make a website called (w)ww.Iwantrevenge.com :vlol: And sell those :mis:

zeussy
29-08-11, 18:57
Omg they should make a website called (w)ww.Iwantrevenge.com :vlol: And sell those :mis:

lmao xD That would be pretty successful... They must come in sizes too :vlol:

Ora Dagger
29-08-11, 19:05
well if it doesn't go for women, I guess Lara's safe to pee in the amazon:ton:

Danni
29-08-11, 19:34
It actually goes up there? Oh boy, glad i'm not a dude. :tmb: :vlol:

zeussy
29-08-11, 19:59
It actually goes up there? Oh boy, glad i'm not a dude. :tmb: :vlol:

Yes, it really does... and it hooks into the flesh and stays there unless you get surgery xD

Rai
29-08-11, 20:10
That looks painful. Poor catfish.

zeussy
29-08-11, 20:15
That looks painful. Poor catfish.

I seriously doubt you watched it to the end xD

Danni
29-08-11, 20:22
Yes, it really does... and it hooks into the flesh and stays there unless you get surgery xD

Ahhhhhhh D; that sounds so painful! A hook!? :( little bugger!

zeussy
29-08-11, 20:23
Ahhhhhhh D; that sounds so painful! A hook!? :( little bugger!

ikr? xD Watch the whole video and you'll see the hook... the little :cen: just stays there, feeding... D:

Rai
29-08-11, 20:36
I seriously doubt you watched it to the end xD

Yes. I did. ;)

Edit: I wonder if Tiddlyfish13 approves :vlol:The candiru are tiddly fish :pi:

Danni
29-08-11, 20:58
ikr? xD Watch the whole video and you'll see the hook... the little :cen: just stays there, feeding... D:

:vlol: :vlol: omg I couldn't help but laugh at the end! I feel so sorry for the poor, poor bloke who's ever had that happen. :p

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:00
:vlol: :vlol: omg I couldn't help but laugh at the end! I feel so sorry for the poor, poor bloke who's ever had that happen. :p

It's dreadful isn't it D: It actually causes swelling and enlargement too so idk... some guys might like it :vlol:

Danni
29-08-11, 21:02
It's dreadful isn't it D: It actually causes swelling and enlargement too so idk... some guys might like it :vlol:

:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :confused:! Oh my..

trfanX34
29-08-11, 21:08
http://amzn.to/oH0ZpY :whi:

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:13
:vlol: :vlol: :vlol: :confused:! Oh my..

Google it xD I dare you :p

Danni
29-08-11, 21:16
Google it xD I dare you :p

Nuh uh! Hell no, I don't wanna see that. :ohn: :p

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:19
Nuh uh! Hell no, I don't wanna see that. :ohn: :p

lol Found one! Now, now... do I need to post a picture? (am I allowed to do that?)

Danni
29-08-11, 21:21
lol Found one! Now, now... do I need to post a picture? (am I allowed to do that?)

Lmao. :vlol: I can't believe you actually went and searched for it :p and I don't think you'll be allowed to post it if it has his.. thing.. in it.

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:22
Lmao. :vlol: I can't believe you actually went and searched for it :p and I don't think you'll be allowed to post it if it has his.. thing.. in it.

haha what thing do you mean? xD The fish.. or the...?

Danni
29-08-11, 21:23
haha what thing do you mean? xD The fish.. or the...?
The.. :pi:

~ Also we should get back on subject, we've kinda just hijacked this thread for the last several posts. :p

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:26
The.. :pi:

~ Also we should get back on subject, we've kinda just hijacked this thread for the last several posts. :p

haha yeah :p and thanks for the add :D So... what was the subject again? Oh yeah, penis fish. What about them? xD

Danni
29-08-11, 21:31
haha yeah :p and thanks for the add :D So... what was the subject again? Oh yeah, penis fish. What about them? xD

I'm glad I don't have either. The fish or a penis. :pi:

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:33
I'm glad I don't have either. The fish or a penis. :pi:

Well, you can't have a fish without a penis xD lucky you...

xXhayleyroxXx
29-08-11, 21:38
Get a room you two :whi:

Lmao, I think they're sorta cute. But this google image made my day :vlol:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdzgmXKlFVDuIPH1Xm5VWYdOyTLQzNP yW_W4QUIuE9pwPZ52V01g

zeussy
29-08-11, 21:41
Get a room you two :whi:

Lmao, I think they're sorta cute. But this google image made my day :vlol:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdzgmXKlFVDuIPH1Xm5VWYdOyTLQzNP yW_W4QUIuE9pwPZ52V01g

They are aren't they? I'd love to take a bath with one... xD & that image.... LOL

Danni
29-08-11, 21:43
Well, you can't have a fish without a penis xD lucky you...

Sarcasm? I can't tell over the internet. :pi: and Hayley - LOL at the pic :p

zeussy
29-08-11, 22:35
Sarcasm? I can't tell over the internet. :pi: and Hayley - LOL at the pic :p

LOL obviously... vaggies are gross xD

trfanX34
29-08-11, 23:29
Apparently it manages to climb the urine too yay.

Ikas90
30-08-11, 09:52
Why does it like penis so much? There are other holes into the body, bro.

zeussy
30-08-11, 09:53
Why does it like penis so much? There are other holes into the body, bro.

Because it's gay... I think...

xXhayleyroxXx
30-08-11, 12:13
Why does it like penis so much? There are other holes into the body, bro.

Because usually men pee in the water and it senses the warmth and goes towards it.

Lukass
30-08-11, 13:03
****! :vlol:

zeussy
01-09-11, 19:52
Maybe If I could change the title to "Candiru: The Penis Fish" the thread would get more views and replies :vlol:

klona
01-09-11, 19:58
^ No doubt. :pi:

zeussy
01-09-11, 20:05
Because usually men pee in the water and it senses the warmth and goes towards it.

I think it actually senses the chemicals in the urine xD Like ammonia...

xXhayleyroxXx
01-09-11, 20:34
I think it actually senses the chemicals in the urine xD Like ammonia...

..Thats not what I learnt :pi: Maybe it's both D:

CosmoCroft
01-09-11, 20:37
I'm afraid to watch this. Seriously. terrified. But if it's a fish will it not die or where does it go in the body

xXhayleyroxXx
01-09-11, 20:46
I'm afraid to watch this. Seriously. terrified. But if it's a fish will it not die or where does it go in the body

I'm pretty sure it gets stuck once it hooks itself in -- which is why they have to surgically remove it.

zeussy
02-09-11, 04:07
I'm pretty sure it gets stuck once it hooks itself in -- which is why they have to surgically remove it.

AND it lives off the penis... :eek: If I ever visit the Amazon, remind me to wear layers and layers of swimsuits xD

DoubleFace
02-09-11, 04:36
sumtimes, I'm so grateful I dont have a penis... this is 1 of those times...

Dark Lugia 2
02-09-11, 04:50
Oh god, I squirmed when I read that it hooks itself in. :p

I'm glad that I don't live in the Amazon then, I guess.

zeussy
02-09-11, 04:53
Oh god, I squirmed when I read that it hooks itself in. :p

I'm glad that I don't live in the Amazon then, I guess.

haha xD It's some creepy **** isn't it... It has this pair of spikes that it unsheathes from it's head and hooks into the spongy flesh of the penis. Try pulling it out and you'll cause more damage. :vlol: Feel better now? :p

Avalon SARL
02-09-11, 05:07
OMG, That's scary and painful just imagining it

zeussy
02-09-11, 05:09
OMG, That's scary and painful just imagining it

LOL Yes, thank god we don't have those in the nile.. :pi: Or else thousands of farmers would be walking around with gigantic bulges :vlol:

klona
02-09-11, 05:25
^ OMG :vlol:
+ It's pretty dumb to pee in public water, IMO. :pi:

zeussy
02-09-11, 05:28
^ OMG :vlol:
+ It's pretty dumb to pee in public water, IMO. :pi:

Obviously.... It's like you're asking the fish to come inside... :pi: