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PSone
12-02-05, 22:05
Love it!...

Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila arguing about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and looks at the second mouse.

The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer springed trapwire." He slams down
his tequila and looks at the third mouse.

The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and begins walking away from the bar.

The other mice scream, "Oi! Softy!, where do you think you're going?!

The third mouse replies, "Home to shag the cat." http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif

Tramp
12-02-05, 22:33
Grant I needed that. :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

PSone
12-02-05, 22:42
Originally posted by Tramp:
Grant I needed that. :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif Glad I could help. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

A joke involving 2 of my favourite things (trust me, the list is huge) - cats and Tequila :D

Draco
12-02-05, 22:44
Haha :D

tazmine
12-02-05, 23:40
That's why my cats have been spending so much time in the basement. I thought they were trying to catch the mice. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Joseph
12-02-05, 23:44
Good joke. :D

Anubis_AF
13-02-05, 12:24
LOL, poor kitty.

TRChik
13-02-05, 12:59
hehe :D

SpArKy
13-02-05, 16:07
Ha ha, Grant its worth a group email to friends, lol.

PSone
14-02-05, 07:35
Originally posted by SpArKy:
Ha ha, Grant its worth a group email to friends, lol. Already done the rounds with my mates ;)

andromeda_eats
14-02-05, 12:03
:D