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Catlantean
15-02-05, 18:03
Oh god this is so funny! :D

Misheard Lyrics - Rammstein (http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/rammstein.shtml)

You wouldn't believe what hilarious things some people come up with! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

larasfrend
15-02-05, 19:55
Um... sorry I don't quite get it... what's the correct "song"?

Catlantean
15-02-05, 20:07
Rammstein's, "Du Hast" <-title of the song
Misheard Lyrics:
Du hast, Mister Frog. <- misheard part
Correct Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt. <- the correct part

[ 15. February 2005, 21:38: Message edited by: Catlantean ]

Joseph
15-02-05, 20:18
Misspelled correct lyric? Du hast mich defragt. <- the correct part gefragt rather. ;)

Catlantean
15-02-05, 20:19
Here are some of the more "brilliant" ones (I translated the parts in German for those who don't speak it):

Rammstein's, "Du Hast"

Misheard Lyrics:
Your arse missed the frog.
Correct Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt. ("You asked me")

Misheard Lyrics:
Do Ostrich eat frogs?
Correct Lyrics:
Du hast mich gefragt.

Misheard Lyrics:
I am Jewish
I eat quiche.
Correct Lyrics:
Du hast Mich (literally, this means "You have me")
Du hast Mich

Misheard Lyrics:
It's the best, their total shine
Will dry the eyes with rubber tongue.
Nine!
Correct Lyrics:
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein fur alle Tage?
Nein!
("Will you, until death parts you,
be true to her forever?
No!")

Misheard Lyrics:
Too. Too hot. Too hot, man.
Correct Lyrics:
Du. Du hast. Du hast mich.
("You. You have. You have me.")

Rammstein's, "Sonne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes your momma
She's dressed in rubber.
Correct Lyrics:
Hier kommt die Sonne. ("Here comes the Sun.")
Hier kommt die Sonne.

Catlantean
15-02-05, 20:20
Originally posted by joseph:
Misspelled correct lyric? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Du hast mich defragt. &lt;- the correct part gefragt rather. ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Bleh, I just copy&pasted like an idiot http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Anubis_AF
15-02-05, 20:24
LOL! :D

Joseph
15-02-05, 20:37
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes your momma
She's dressed in rubber.
Hahaha!!! LOL! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Neteru
16-02-05, 06:03
The one I always think about with this kind of thing is Prince - Purple Rain

Honey I know times are a changing.

Heard as:

Honey I know god is a triffid.

Neteru
16-02-05, 06:15
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[ 12. March 2005, 23:21: Message edited by: Neteru ]