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tazmine
05-11-04, 01:36
This has to be the explanantion for the way people voted:

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the east
(and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
keep up with that stuff."
And then she voted.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day
I got a call from an InDUHvidual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the
call quickly, I said, "Pacific.."
And then he voted.
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So my colleag ue and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she
got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
And then she voted.
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I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher was
talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the
battlefield to burst enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the class
spoke up and said,
"Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear headphones?"
And a few years later, he voted.
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in he r car. It's designed to cut
through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
And then she voted.
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases.
The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
And then they all voted.
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I was hanging out with a real liberal friend of mine when we saw a
woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apar t
no matter which way the head is turned.
And then she voted.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost
luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals
and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And then she voted.

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larasfrend
05-11-04, 06:24
Originally posted by tazmine:


My sister has a lifesaving tool in he r car. It's designed to cut
through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
And then she voted.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost
luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals
and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
And then she voted.

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:D :D

TopCat.TopBeing
05-11-04, 08:17
lmao! thanks Taz! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

TRChik
05-11-04, 10:51
haha that must be it http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif