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PSone
18-11-03, 11:21
Some lovely life lessons:

As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just @$sholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Miss60
18-11-03, 11:36
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif The last one is actually true

TR_Dan
18-11-03, 11:57
yup the last one is so true...i lost my 2 best friends (each one from separate times in my life) to Canada. some friends i lost when we went to different schools.

andromeda_eats
18-11-03, 12:00
bwhahaha thanks darl!

TR_Dan: i hope your ok. did you move home? or did they?

groovy_nub
18-11-03, 16:40
Originally posted by PSone:
Some lovely life lessons:

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just @$sholes.


I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!
These are mine :D

~K

Nicky
18-11-03, 19:39
:( All these are not jokes. They're facts. And most of them are true! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/traurig/sad-smiley-013.gif.