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nikos
18-02-05, 18:19
a]one wome returns home in the morning and her husband ask her "where have you been all night long?'"
she reply that she slept in her best friend appartment,and her husband calls 10 of hers best friend!
no one confirm that his wife slept last night at their houses!
b]a man also returns in the morning!so the same question the same answer!but...
the wife make some phone calls to 10 of her husband's best friends and 8 of them confirm that her husband slept last night at their homes and 2 of them insists that he is still there!!!!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Cato
18-02-05, 18:54
Wha..? I don't get it.

Anubis_AF
18-02-05, 18:58
Neither do I.

larasfrend
18-02-05, 20:09
Lemme see: so the friend that was called thought that the husband was still with her, so it must mean it was someone else... Or wait, am I wrong? :confused:

Neteru
18-02-05, 20:28
LOL I'll re-write the joke for those who don't get it.

Woman comes home in the morning, after being out all night. Husband asks where she's been and she tells him "I stayed at Mary's house." Husband calls Mary, and Mary confirms this.

Man comes home in the morning, after being out all night. Wife asks him where he's been and he tells her "I stayed at Bob's house." Wife phones Bob, John, Andrew, Peter, Greg and Tim and they all say, "Sure, he stayed the night, and he's still here."

Point being, the wife who checks was more clever than the husband who checks, knowing that (the cliche) all men will lie for their buddy when his wife is checking up on him.

Melonie Tomb Raider
18-02-05, 20:39
LOL!

Draco
18-02-05, 21:30
hehe, and its true too

MizzXCroft
18-02-05, 21:50
L0L, nice.

Cato
18-02-05, 21:58
Lol. There we go. ^_^

Apofiss
18-02-05, 22:18
...and he's still here. LOL! Good one! :D

nikos
19-02-05, 08:11
1]sorry boys and girls but my poor almost pathetic english kill this nice joke! :(
2]1000 thanks neteru for your good try but is also a little far from the correct way! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif
point by point!
the joke is refering to the really differences between the friendship of men and women!
a]women DO NOT confirm anything and leave their friend without a "cover"!
b]men confirm everything without any second though [just to be sure if this was a tricky question], even if they telling hard lies[HE IS STILL HERE! lol] just to "cover" their friend!
so in conclusion men priority is friendship and not the truth and we are proud for it,but ofcource we accuse women as greatest liers than we are!lol!
this is happens only in cases of cheating ofcource ands that is because that "covering a friend he will cover us in the future"! :rolleyes:
well i promise, i will try a better translation in the future but unfortunately greek language have many idioms so it is really hard to translate!
THANKS AGAIN NETERU!

[ 19. February 2005, 08:18: Message edited by: nikos ]

Neteru
19-02-05, 11:10
Hey nikos http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif I did say it was a re-write ;) A similar idea for the joke based on the verion I've heard http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

nikos
20-02-05, 17:42
heh!i read your version carefully and i found that is very good joke itself!it was a hit last weekend! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif
i translate it to greece i make some small changes for my greek friends and that's it!
[we have some different point of view, in that kind of matters, and thats why many people out of greece did not understand the joke, plus my broken english!you know here we are very proud helping friends "escaping" their wives!lool! :rolleyes:

ELEN
20-02-05, 18:46
:D LOL!!!

But Nikos' joke is different. The 10 women did not confirm anything, which means that the man realized that his wife lied, so he just double-checked it. His wife didn't sleep at a friend.

Regarding the man, he lied. His wife realized that he lied, so she called 10 of his friends. 8 said that he slept there, 2 said that he is still there.

The point is: if a woman cheats on her husband, she will either cover or not the situation. The man does not even know how to cover it.

Net's joke is different, still funny though http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

What I can't understand is what the title of the thread has to do with the joke.

[ 20. February 2005, 18:47: Message edited by: ELEN ]

01kr01
20-02-05, 19:36
Anyways wats this all about??

ELEN
20-02-05, 20:57
It's a joke, 01kr01 http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

SMSL
21-02-05, 03:51
Originally posted by ELEN:
What I can't understand is what the title of the thread has to do with the joke. Because it's not well phrased. It has to do with the fact it's easier for there to be friendship in between men than for there to be friendship in between women. All the wife's friends didn't lie for her, because they will like it that her lie gets uncovered, while all the husband's friends did lie to cover him up.

I once got this same tale as an email under the title "Men's True Partnership".

natalie13_au
21-02-05, 08:32
Haha I get it now :D

ELEN
21-02-05, 12:30
Thanks, SMSL. Although I first thought the thread had to be with the fact if a friendship can be created bewteen a man and a woman. Real frienship I mean. Partnership sounds better.

nikos
21-02-05, 16:30
well i have to admit that HELEN is right, for my title, is really confused!
also SMSL is right because as a mediterranean understand very well what i mean!hehe! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif
i feel A little strange for saying this[a little shame a little proud depends they way you look]!,but for a greek man, telling lies is a bad thing, a great shame, but if this is for a friend then is totally different!is a pride or a duty an if we are talking in a case like this[relation between a man and a woman then is a duty!lol!] :rolleyes:
i know it seems to be pathetic but this is a way we use to live and its difficult to change it!
well as the way HELEN is refering about cheking a cheater,she is right because in reality women dont wait last moment to cover their lies!they fix it before,teling to some friends what they have to say after ;) !men just improvise or they use classic way of lying[overtime in his work, some old friend that his wife never met, or an old schoolmate!]