View Full Version : A "One Hit Wonder" via Song of the Day

23-02-05, 04:23
Dug this out of the One Hit Wonder bin the other day. The album from which it comes isn't too bad.

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23-02-05, 04:27
Hanson? They were the biggest one hit wonder ever.

23-02-05, 04:33
Oh yeah, I remember that song. The rip off was much better. I dunno if they released it anywhere but Australia, but bloody hell it was hilarous. Here are the lyrics. Imagine a big fat Aussie guy singing to the same tune as the original.

I hate the new-age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell ya
But ya look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath
Huh, haven't brushed me teeth

Yesterday I lied
But all me mates gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys [no worries mate]
I really went out drinking
I told you I was at work
Donít ask me for commitment
Coz it's something I will shirk

I'm a bloke I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day
I **** up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away

Or take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to fetch another can
Rest assured that if I start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
But tomorrow Iíll get ****faced
And today wont mean a thing

I'm a bloke I'm a yobbo
And me best mates name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearers singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldnít want me any other way

When you think youíve got me figured out
The seasonís already changing
From footy to cricket
I think it's cool when I act like a tool
And me mates try to shave me