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PSone
27-02-05, 02:37
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

1. cover your hump, before you hump.

2. before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

3. donít be silly, protect your willy.

4. when in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. donít be a loner , cover your boner.

6. you cant go wrong, if you shield your dong.

7. if youíre not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. if you think shes spunky, cover your monkey.

9. if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. it will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. she wont get sick, if you wrap your dick.

12. if you go into heat, package your meat.

13. while your undressing venus, dress up your *****.

14. when you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.

15. especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. never, never deck her with an unwrapped decker.

17. donít be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

18. the right selection will protect your erection.

19. wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

20. a crank with armour will never harm her.

21. no glove, no love!

croft28
27-02-05, 11:29
ASLDHGKJHRKJAJSHFJKD!!!!!!!!

That was hilarious!

ELEN
27-02-05, 12:11
Hilarious and a good example for the young people http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Cato
27-02-05, 16:27
Lol. ^_^ Very clever.

Scottlee
27-02-05, 18:26
Nevvvvvvvvvvver gonna work

PSone
27-02-05, 19:20
I went to Sexpo last night, it was great fun!

http://www.sexpo.com.au (over18's only!)

croft28
27-02-05, 21:53
Cool, i missed it last year, i might go this year.