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Virusbuster
28-02-05, 13:27
"Hello, and welcome to Mental Health Hotline..."

- If you are hyper, press 1 again and again and again.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 4, 5 and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Please don't hang up, so that we can track the conversation.
- If you are psychotic, press 7 and your conversation will be transferred to the main ship.
- If you are schizofren, listen closely, and a voice in your mind will tell you what to press.
- If you are manicly depressed, you can press whatever you want. No one will answer anyways.
- If you are dysletic, press 96745289925380177226634291.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and tell us your name, address, phone number, date of birth, personal number and your mothers middle name.
- if you have post-traumatic stress disturbance, press 000 s-l-o-w-l-y a-n-d c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y.
- If you have bipolar disturbance, leave a message before the tone or after the tone or before the tone. Please wait for the tone.
- If you have bad memory, press 9. If you have bad memory, press 9. If you have bad memory, press 9. If you have bad memory, press 9. If you have bad memory, press 9.
- If you don't believe in yourself, please hang up. Everyone is too busy to help you anyways.
- If you are blonde, don't touch anything. You'll just mess it up.

[ 28. February 2005, 13:28: Message edited by: Virusbuster ]

nikos
28-02-05, 16:34
some of them are really good! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif
3,5,8,11,13 are super!

andromeda_eats
01-03-05, 01:58
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