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tlr online
07-03-05, 00:53
My fellow forum folk, lend me your ears.
I hereby begin all manner of cheers.
Posts to this thread must be made in rhyme.
Concoct your reply and post in good time.


07-03-05, 00:57
No way, Josť! :( http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

07-03-05, 01:02
Justin, Im afraid that your crazy!
Everyone on this good forum is lazy!
While it was lovely of you to try,
You see you'll get no reply!

tlr online
07-03-05, 01:19
Interesting theory Liv, but to speak on behalf
of a forum populated by talent is rather daft.

07-03-05, 01:35
Our talent is not in question, if you had actually read my prose
nor skill, nor experience, (or creativeness, I suppose)

tlr online
07-03-05, 01:44
Labelling us lazy is both crude and crass,
Bend over you shall and be slapped on your ass.

07-03-05, 01:53
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif

07-03-05, 02:03
Poor Justin, Im afraid you'd not be able to administer my smack,
since at your old age, I fear, that you would break your back.

Smith will Suffice
07-03-05, 04:39
Be wary of the elderly for their frail looks are deceiving,

Just try to attack them and you'll get a shameful beating.


07-03-05, 11:27
slowly, day by day
my sanity goes insane
my hopes and dreams
just fade away
and im still here
staying the same

Mark Garcia
07-03-05, 14:27
What a wonderful thread is this.
Unfortunately, my skills make me look as a fish. :D

07-03-05, 15:01
I think the idea of this thread
Is to come up with rhymes in your head
Then put it in text
And see what comes next
By members from 'A' through to 'Zed'

But it's harder to write and converse
By rhyming it's decidedly worse
So I'll keep this one short
I move to abort
For talking this way is perverse!

07-03-05, 15:35
ny favorite word has always been zoom
my friends always pass out drunk in my bedroom

07-03-05, 15:44
What an original idea, McJ!
Too bad my inspiration is sleepy today
And I can't think of any rhyme
That could be worth more than a dime.

:D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Capt. Murphy
07-03-05, 16:33
This is a very nice thread you've got started
although some of the rhymes seem half hearted
I will try my best to make a few of you think
I've done this soo many times without a blink
Then that is when it hits you and you realize
Everything I've led you to ponder is all lies
This is the next to final line I'll type here
It's been fun and that's all I got so CUL8ear

Oh man! I totally choked there at the end. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Oh well. Who's next? Maybe my best friend? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

07-03-05, 16:39
I see this chaty thread of rhymes
Wich somehow sounds quite good to me
Like someone say, aver and tell
That people seems so lazy here
So I have to write some line
Wich will make some fun for me!

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

07-03-05, 16:51
This is a rhyme I made myself,
It's nothing I found at the top of my shelf.
It's all about toast and the pleasure it brings
And not about beef or chicken wings:

Once I went to a restaurant
With a cowboy hat and my old old aunt.
I opened the door and went on in
With a toast in mind and a stomach thin.

When I took a step inside the door
A million waiters made my ears all sore.
They asked me: "What about chicken wings?
And roasted beef?" and all such things.

They got me ****ed and made me scream:
"Hell I want no jellyfish cream.
I want no chicken or beef or wine,
I only want a toast of mine".

For a little while there were no speech,
Till a waiter opened his mouth to teach
The people in the eating hall:
"We don't have any toasts at all".

When he said that I got so mad
I kicked his ass and hurt him bad.
A moment later a cop came in
And told me I should come with him.

But I was mad and couldn't stop.
I hit so hard that his dinner went up.
A woman got a cellphone on hand,
She called for help with a "crazy man".

Some people in white dresses came.
They brought me away, it was a real shame.
But at least I get no wine or roast
'Cause finally I got my toast!

07-03-05, 17:12
Virusbuster made a very nice rhyme,
its a lot better then mine.

07-03-05, 17:35
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're never given me either
So ..... you too!

07-03-05, 17:39
Now I see some better rhymes
Full with juicy jokes and wits
Virusbuster makes it high
Doing well and even more
I just have to wait and see
What will come for more of this
Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting
Nothing more is comin' up

[ 07. March 2005, 17:41: Message edited by: Apofiss ]

07-03-05, 18:17
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Just to make my point crystal clear
Click each verse and something will appear
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Mark Garcia
07-03-05, 18:40
LOL Hen! :D

07-03-05, 18:53
A mini-sized lara
Gosh she's small
About the same size,
As your average golf-ball
Link to mini lara (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=015520)

(apologies in advance, i just had to share it with the world!)

07-03-05, 19:55
Those mini-things are really nice,
You should sell them all for sky-high price!

07-03-05, 20:08
ive got a good one,
really its quite fun.

you're like a bubble in a bath,
you're small and round,
and tickle my a**!

07-03-05, 21:38
One, two...
Buckle my shoe...

08-03-05, 09:06
three, four
fall down drunk on the floor

08-03-05, 17:22
Five, six
Have a dance with the chicks

08-03-05, 22:19
Seven, eight
stay out late

Mark Garcia
08-03-05, 22:19
Seven, eight.
I'm getting a headache!

Mark Garcia
08-03-05, 22:24
LOL crux! You are pretty damn fast! :D

Melonie Tomb Raider
09-03-05, 13:20
nine ten
Yay, did i win?

lol! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

09-03-05, 16:45
Eleven, twelve.
In my homework I delve. :(

09-03-05, 19:52
Thirteen, fourteen
That's how it is to be a teen :(

[ 09. March 2005, 19:53: Message edited by: Virusbuster ]

09-03-05, 20:44
fifteen, sixteen a super bean! :D (baked beans advert)

09-03-05, 20:52
Seventeen, Eighteen
That smell was unforeseen!

09-03-05, 21:27
Nineteen, twenty
And I still got plenty http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Melonie Tomb Raider
10-03-05, 12:51
twenty-one twenty-two
here the train go "choo choo"?

lol http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

11-03-05, 09:35
Twenty three, Twenty four
once again fall down drunk on the floor.
i think this rhyming thread should pick up some more posts
we should invite more peple to ryhme and be really good hosts

11-03-05, 09:54
Twenty five, twenty Six
Miss school cos i'm sick

11-03-05, 11:57
twenty seven, twenty eight
this counting business is something i hate :/

let's be a bit more imaginative
and not make threads that resemble the result of many a laxative.... :D

[ 11. March 2005, 12:00: Message edited by: Meep ]

11-03-05, 13:01
the idea of this thread is to ryme
not doing so is a serious crime
it keeps you on your toes to think of something new
and hopefully you wont repeat the message above you
altogether this is a collection of expression
because the rhymes in your mind control are your posessions???
be it CD's to TV and now even DVD
the rhyme is more important to people like you and me
so please think wisely before we get another 1,2 rhyme going
because it's then this thread starts blowing???(dont ask)

11-03-05, 19:54
At the bottom of the sea
As far as you can see
A horizon dark blue
As beautiful as you
At the bottom of the sea

At the bottom of the sea
Is a sooting melody
A peaceful song
Is all day long
At the bottom of the sea

At the bottom of the sea
We are, you and me
Our hearts are one
We are now both gone
At the bottom of the sea

[ 11. March 2005, 19:55: Message edited by: Virusbuster ]

11-03-05, 22:48
At the bottom of the sea?
You are going to drown i warn.
You will suffocate without me,
because i'll stay on land where i was born.

12-03-05, 16:14
Can anyone see the system I made
In the rhyme above what joseph said?