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08-03-05, 08:34
A middle aged couple is watching TV when an evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick.

The evangelist says, "Pray with me, placing your right hand in the air and your left hand on the afflicted area."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch.

His wife says, "Honey, he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

08-03-05, 09:53
heard that one before. still pretty darn funny :D

hey Grant, whats up? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

08-03-05, 12:02
Not much TCTB, went and saw my cousins tonight, they were busy with their 'group' friends so I didn't stay long.
How've you been buddy?

08-03-05, 12:32
Always love a good classic.

08-03-05, 13:04
LOL!.....oh Grant, how you make me laugh so.

08-03-05, 13:14
me? well i got a day off school - caught a cold yesterday. its been an awfully long winter and its still pretty cold here so yeah i guess it was bound to happen http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif ah well it aint that bad anyway - messing about doing nothing is quite fun sometimes :D