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NatEcho
31-01-04, 02:28
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
water.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

:D

Miss60
31-01-04, 02:42
LMFAO :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

Isabella
31-01-04, 03:00
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around

hehe! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

andromeda_eats
31-01-04, 03:45
Originally posted by NatEcho:
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

justin
31-01-04, 03:56
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hey hey, that's not true http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
That, however, is all too funny http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif

Celli
31-01-04, 05:04
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

That was a good one. :D

croft28
31-01-04, 05:26
The remote control one was funny. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

ELEN
31-01-04, 05:48
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

hohohoho :D

justin
31-01-04, 05:52
Hi Elen http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif *tongue hanging out*

Nicky
31-01-04, 10:10
Originally posted by NatEcho:
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Draco
31-01-04, 10:16
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/privateeye.gif

chocco
31-01-04, 10:39
Originally posted by NatEcho:


HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

:D This one is so true, hehe! :D :D