View Full Version : ask a silly question...

05-05-05, 12:10
get a silly answer...
ever had a question too dumb to ask?
well i have...if its the same for you post em here and see if any of the peeps here can answer em'...be it a silly answer or not!

mine would have to be
If cheese had feet would they smell cheesy? or would they smell like something else?

05-05-05, 12:24
That depends on what shoes the cheese would wear. If it wore sandals, its feet would smell cheesy. If it wore sneakers, its feet wouldn't smell at all (I mean, the cheese would still smell cheesy but the smell wouldn't be coming from its feet). And when it took the sneakers off after a looong day of cheesing around, the really-cheese-loving people within a 10 mile radius would breathe in deeply and say "Mmmmm, CHEESE!". The others would most likely choke to death :D

Melonie Tomb Raider
05-05-05, 12:45
lol! That's funny. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif I know a stupid question...

What color is your toothbush? :D lol!

05-05-05, 14:01
shiny grey!!
i cant honestly remember its real colour, i snapped the handle in two (accidently) and bieng too cheap to buy another i taped it up with electrical tape
its white and...something (blue i think, but i aint sure)

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-1.gif <--does this guy ever get a headache?

[ 06. May 2005, 16:37: Message edited by: Genocide ]

Capt. Murphy
05-05-05, 15:03
Does this guy ever get a headache?Yes. But only when he's posta.. Get it? Only when he's supposed to... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif Oh brother. :rolleyes:

Are you reading this right now? :confused:


[ 05. May 2005, 16:08: Message edited by: Capt. Murphy ]

05-05-05, 15:07
Not when I'm writing this, no. :D

05-05-05, 15:10
I once asked what Tomato Ketchup was made out of.

Capt. Murphy
05-05-05, 15:13
Don't you mean Catsup? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-2.gif

05-05-05, 17:18
hehe..my mum asked this to someone in a supermarket , ' do you have any vegetable pies with vegetables in?' hehe..i dont think she was thinking much at the time.

05-05-05, 18:16
Do monkeys come in herds, gaggles, or packs?

05-05-05, 18:23
i always thought the came in gangs acctually

05-05-05, 20:14
if swimming keeps everyone in fitness,whats rong with the whales?

06-05-05, 10:13
i always thought it was hormonal imbalance

06-05-05, 10:41
this is going to be seriously silly, but it has plagued my mind for years...

Do Koala's really exist??
think about it, Have you ever seen one? if you have how do you know it was real and not animatronic??

06-05-05, 10:52
I actually don't remember seeing a live Koala. But I'm sure you can check at your local Zoo.

Can't think of anything silly now, I'm sure I ask silly questions often when I don't even want to.

06-05-05, 11:17
yes but theyd tell me they were real, then id ask them to cut one open alive and theyd say no!
if they did cut one up for me it would be "dead", and they would stuff they insides with the bodily parts from other animals...

Capt. Murphy
06-05-05, 14:30
What if they made apples to taste like garlic? I think that would be good for serving a two fold purpose.

Especially for keeping those people at bay that are Doctors by day and Vampires by night. Er, Reverse Vampires that is. But if they were reverse vampires wouldn't that mean that they actually like garlic? Instead of drinking blood they might eat/drink tomatoe juice or sauce. They might still have their hair greased back and wear black... maybe leather jackets instead of capes. But they'd still bite people on the neck at night so they could have patients to treat during the day.

So my question is: If they're reverse vampires, wouldn't they also be reverse Doctors? Instead of an Apple a day to keep the doctor away would it now have to be an orange? And instead of helping to heal people would they actually help HURT people? :confused: Do I have some subconscious resentment towards Italians? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-2.gif Just Kidding.

06-05-05, 14:35
And instead of helping to heal people would they actually help HURT people

i think thats why we have surgeons...but god only knows what they do to you when your under aneasthesia

Melonie Tomb Raider
06-05-05, 15:21
lol! Genocide! Yes, Koalas exist, my dad has seen them when he was in Australia ( He's been all over the world since he's in the army). http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif And that toothbrush! You should be ashamed! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif ;) That is hilarious, I can't believey ou taped it!

06-05-05, 15:29
just because he's seen one dosnt mean its real... it could've be remote controlled or something
guess id better buy a new tooth brush when i go to the shops later

[ 06. May 2005, 16:34: Message edited by: Genocide ]