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Henhead
14-03-05, 01:42
A shoplifter runs out of a supermarket with a leg of lamb stuffed up his jumper. In his haste he accidentally collides with a passing police officer. The leg of lamb files out of his jacket. The police officer picks it up as asks him "what do you think you are doing with that?" The shoplifter replies "Well I was thinking about potatoes, carrots and gravy!"