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chocco
03-02-04, 18:50
If Only

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is -driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of
the window and yells "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

They each continue on their way,and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in
the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.
:D :D

justin
03-02-04, 18:56
Hahahahaha... hey wait http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif

ELEN
03-02-04, 19:00
OMG!!! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

justin
03-02-04, 19:01
So Elen, are you having a good day?

TopCat.TopBeing
03-02-04, 19:05
LMAO!!!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

ELEN
03-02-04, 19:06
Originally posted by justin:
So Elen, are you having a good day?Yes http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/flirt.gif

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justin
03-02-04, 19:08
Originally posted by ELEN:
( http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/tiere/animal-smiley-027.gif - http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif )Hehehehehe :D

ELEN
03-02-04, 19:12
Originally posted by justin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ELEN:
( http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/tiere/animal-smiley-027.gif - http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif )Hehehehehe :D </font>[/QUOTE]Yes!! Yes!!! That was originally posted by me http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

MizzXCroft
03-02-04, 20:04
LMAO! that's funny...lol i luv it!

Nicky
03-02-04, 20:06
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Kurtislover101
03-02-04, 20:23
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/forums/icons/icon14.gif good one!!!!!

the croft woman!
03-02-04, 22:14
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Draco
03-02-04, 22:20
Hehe...

Meep
04-02-04, 03:37
Makes you wonder why men think females are such bad drivers... although it is quite amazing that the woman saw the pig from the huge 4WD she was probably bumbling along in....*shrugs*

On the other hand I am making no sense and need to be shut up quick fast and in a hurry...

I females.. I do.. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:10
Excelent Chocco. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:13
Hahahaha!!! :D

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:16
Evening Nat, I was beginning to think I was all alone. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:17
Mornin' here! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif In this place you're never alone! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:20
That's true but it feels like it sometimes. ;)

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:22
Awww, never fear, I is here! :D

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:28
Say Nat, do you know how to make gravlox (I'm sure that is spelled way wrong)

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:34
No, but my grandmother does! You got it almost right. It's "lax". Need a recipe? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:37
WOW! my spelling was that close??? Whoopeee
That would be great! we have salmon here and I would really like to try it! Thank you very much. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:38
I'll give her a ring then! It'll have to wait afew hours though. Lady likes to sleep much! ;)

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:42
Oh there is no rush!! totaly at your convienience. I don't have salmon now.

[ 04. February 2004, 07:43: Message edited by: Annacia ]

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:45
Ok, well I'll try to get a hold of her sometime before noon anyway. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Found this (http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/europe/swedish/00/rec0007.html), but I don't know if it helps much... Never was too clever in the kitchen. :rolleyes:

[ 04. February 2004, 07:47: Message edited by: NatEcho ]

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:49
Does it always have dill?

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:51
I think that's one of the things that makes it Gravad... I could be wrong though. Suppose you can leave it out if you don't like it, but I think it sort of goes with the recipe like snow goes with cold. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:52
Dill is really good with potatoes, btw!! Yum! Getting kinda hungry here... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

JENN
04-02-04, 07:55
Morning Annacia and Nat. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Excuse me but what is Dill?

NatEcho
04-02-04, 07:56
Morning Jenn!
It's a type of spice, I'd say. Really good when consumed in the right portions.
I want those boiled potatoes with dill now!!! :(

Annacia
04-02-04, 07:59
Maybe that is why I have never tryed it. Think I'll have to pass. Dill and I arent good friends. If it's integreal then it just wouldn't be gravlax without it and whats the point it you alter it intosomething else.

I think I'm going to have to sing off for the night. it's one am and the screen is wiggling! Thanks for the company. Talk to you later. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

NatEcho
04-02-04, 08:02
It's up to you! I could still ask gran if you like. To see if it really is needed. I myself never eat it (don't like salmon), so I'm hardly an expert. My sister loves it tho, come to think of it... I'll ask around and get back to you when I know!

Nighty night! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Annacia
04-02-04, 08:07
Hi Jenn. Night Jenn. sweet dreams http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif This is dill:

http://www.holon.se/folke/garden/vb/02/pict/dill.jpg

NatEcho
04-02-04, 08:11
I bet there is a potato somewhere in that plot!!! http://smile.achost.co.uk/s/contrib/edoom/bitehard.gif

Annacia
04-02-04, 08:11
Thanks Nat that would be great! till tomarrow. Night.

NatEcho
04-02-04, 08:13
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/sleepy.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

JENN
04-02-04, 08:20
Goodnight Annacia. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif