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tazmine
04-02-04, 23:54
Being a mother myself, I found this particularly cute:
>>Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age children to the
> >>following questions:
> >>
> >> Why did God make mothers?
> >> 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
> >> 2. Mostly to clean the house.
> >> 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
> >>
> >> How did God make mothers?
> >> 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
> >> 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
> >> 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just
> >>used bigger
> >>parts.
> >>
> >> What ingredients are mothers made of?
> >> 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
> >>everything nice
> >>in the world and one dab of mean.
> >> 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they
> >>mostly use
> >>string. I think.
> >>
> >> Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
> >> 1. We're related.
> >> 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms
> >>like me.
> >>
> >> What kind of little girl was your mom?
> >> 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other
> >>stuff.
> >> 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would
> >>be pretty
> >>bossy.
> >> 3. They say she used to be nice.
> >>
> >> What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
> >> 1. His last name.
> >> 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does
> >>he get
> >>Drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to
> >>drugs and
> >>YES to chores.
> >>
> >> Why did your mom marry your dad?
> >> 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom
> >>eats a
> >>lot.
> >> 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
> >> 3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
> >>
> >> Who's the boss at your house?
> >> 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's
> >>such a
> >>goofball.
> >> 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff
> >>under the
> >>bed.
> >> 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do
> >>than dad.
> >>
> >> What's the difference between moms and dads?
> >> 1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to
> >>work at
> >>work.
> >> 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
> >> 3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real
> >>power
> >>cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your
> >>friend's.
> >>
> >> What does your mom do in her spare time?
> >> 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
> >> 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
> >>
> >> What would it take to make your mom perfect?
> >> 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
> >>some kind of
> >>plastic surgery.
> >> 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
> >>
> >>
> >> If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it
> >>be?
> >> 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.
> >>I'd get
> >>rid of that.
> >> 2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my
> >>sister who
> >>did it and not me
:D