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tazmine
05-02-04, 22:18
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
old rear.

GROWING UP SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, dear, I think I'm grown up...but a $4 bottle of wine (if the vintage is of a good week), still sounds pretty good. :D

julialee
05-02-04, 22:20
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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NatEcho
05-02-04, 22:23
Hahaha!
If half of them fit my description, and half of them don't, what does that make me?

:D :D :D

julialee
05-02-04, 22:29
In your late 20?

boazboy
06-02-04, 00:15
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.The day this happens, it will be on the news. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

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NatEcho
06-02-04, 01:39
Originally posted by jules:
In your late 20?But I'm not... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

chocco
06-02-04, 10:16
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

Yeah, don't I know it! :D :D

Miss60
06-02-04, 14:18
Ok, so it's settled....I'm definetely not grown up....about 2 or 3 of them applied to me :rolleyes: http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/redface.gif

Celli
07-02-04, 03:46
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

This happened at dinner tonight! :eek: