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tazmine
08-02-04, 01:21
Since tlr is posting poems that are a little off-colour tonight, I figured I could get away with this:

> >One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.
> >
> >She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair
>all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her
>to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.
> >
> >The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know
>when we could come and get her. My husband, [the complainer] said OK, but
>don't forget to wash her, she stinks.
> >And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not
>him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
>El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other.
> >
> >Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located
>next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see
>the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen
>my husband arrive.
> >
> >He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's
>pussy is finally clean and shaved.
> >She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's pregnant. God
>knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
> >
> >Now, that's getting even......
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Meep
08-02-04, 01:31
whee!!

haha good stuff tazmine http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
that aughta teach him... pay back is sweet

tazmine
08-02-04, 01:35
Originally posted by Meep:
whee!!

haha good stuff tazmine http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
that aughta teach him... pay back is sweetIf not, I'll see you again in another 7 days. ;) http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Annacia
08-02-04, 01:55
OMG Taz, please tell me this is a true story! :D

NatEcho
08-02-04, 03:48
Better get the shades on :cool: than one was "bright"... :D