Tomb Raider On Mars Level 1.."The Noo Noo's Malfunctioned

[Olude]

For those who have just tuned in, this is a continuation of...Tomb Raider On Mars (Introduction)...well actually this is the first level.
If you have been following you will know that Lara Croft has been Abducted by Aliens as yet unknown and is lying asleep in... susspenders...I mean susspended animation in a Cryogenic Chamber on board the Space Craft the year is 20,12 A.D. and she has been in susspended animation for 12 years since her abduction when the Great Pyramid entrance collapsed around her leaving poor Von Croy bewieldered.

The Aliens have returned from the other side of the Galaxy and are heading for the Planet we call Mars in our Sol System...NASA Scientists have secretly set up base on Mars for the past 5 years in the Cydonia Area and are doing Archealogical Digs through the Ancient ruins of the Citadel, Pyramids and infamous "Face" looking for a legendary Artifact that holds the secrets to the genetically modified Human race...GM HUMANS...

But back to the FIRST LEVEL

In the 12 years that Lara has been asleep in the Cryogenic Chamber she has had many wierd and wonderfull dreams ..beyond ones imagination..this is just one of them....

LEVEL 1....THE NOO NOO'S MALFUNCTIONED.

Lara finds herself in the Tele Tubbies Den which anyone with half a brain knows is really a Space Ship....anyway..The teletubbies say Hello....."Eh..ow..Lara"
"Eh..ow"...he he he he...giggle giggle.
Lara instinctively takes out her Rocket Launcher and is about to blow the TeleTubbies away, when out of her ear piece comes the voice of "ZIP" in his North Carolina Accent.
Lara put away that Rocket launcher, the TeleTubbies are cool baby they aint gonna hurt ya..its the Noo Noo you got to worry about...Damn things gone and malfunctioned and on top of that he's gone AWOL somewhere in the Lower levels of the TeleTubbies Den.
So git your Boney ass down there and see if you can sort this mess out....

"Boney Ass" Lara says..I whish he'd stop saying that....

[Olude]

Tinky Winky, Dipsey, La La and Po all dissapear in to 4 different trap doors at 4 compass points of the Telletubby Den.

Lara tries the closest door to her at South position..she stands at the edge of the trap door then pulls up the lid.(Press x Action)
She see's a drop below her so she climbs down cautiousley..Lara finds herself in a corridoor that is tremblin like in an Earthquake...so she walks forward after a few feet...A chocolate Dohnut fires out of the wall and hits her "splat"....this depletes some energy..."OOH watch out for those chocolate dohnuts Lara" Zips voice speaks over the earpiece...Lara runs forward....
"Splat splat splat splat" Lara gets bombarded by Chocolate Dohnuts....aarrrgh.!!!

qhick time for a medipack....aaaahhh..!!
thats better...ok...this time Lara crawls on the floor along the passage....
Then Suddenly ..theres a sound like a Vacume cleaner sucking up a paper bag ...then Lara see's a long trunk and two crazy eyes....its the NOO NOO......oh no....not the NOO NOO......and he's gon berserk.....the NOO NOO makes a buzzing sound then ..fires lazers at Lara...Lara jumps out of the way and takes out the Rocket Launcher...BOOOM.....CRASH..BOOM.!!!
The Noo Noo dissapears around the corner.......

[Olude]

"Captains Log Star Date 20,12 A.D.
We have beemed aboard the Alien Space Ship there appears to be no sign of any Life forms other than the ones sleeping in the Cryogenic Chambers...analysis Mr Spok..?"
"Well Captain I would go as far as to say Fascinating...here we have one Humanoid femal approximately 30 years old...next to her are two other Reptiloids, sex unknown to my tricorder Data...and over here there are some tribbles"."Keep working on it Spok and keep me posted"

[Olude]

"Enterprise calling Captain Kirk...Enterprise Calling Captain Kirk....."" Kirk here go ahead Scotty".."Ive just recived a subspace transmission from Star Fleet Captain...Aye it seems the problems we've been having is due to a temporal anomally...We are in the Dream of LARA CROFT a character from a Computer game in the late 20th early 21st Century on Earth" Scotty you've got to get us out of here".."I diney can do that Captain I canny get a fix"..."Scotty get us out of this dream if it means you got to get out and push
"Aye Captain..I see what I can do"

[Olude]

"I've got it Jim"..."what Bones".." we have got to wake her up Jim its the only way.when she wakes up..the dream will end and we will be back in our own time and out of this Temporal Anomally" .."Opinion Mr Spok"..."Logical ..and in fact quite interesting Captain"...........
Captain Kirk then walks over to Lara Croft switches the button that starts the waking process and de-susspend...The cryogenic chamber lid opens and the mists clear....Doctor Mc Coy checks Lara's vital signs with the Trycorder..."she should be waking any moment Jim"
"Bones she's beutifull..have you ever seen anything like her..." Captain Kirk bends over the sleeping Lara Croft and Kisses her on the lips......Kissssss..!!!LARA WAKES UP..!!!
AND EVERYTHING ...DISSAPEARS.......................Aaaaaahh!!!... .Im hungry....where am I..??

[Olude]

Lara stands up feeling a bit light headed and wobbly on her feet......"where am I" ...she walks over to inspect the other cryogenic Chambers and sees the reptiloid Aliens and some small creatures that look like Tribbles from the Star Trek episodes she use to watch when she was young...The last thing I remember I was escaping from SETH and I was almost out of the Great Pyramid and then....Von Croy...and then..I cant remember..anything else...its just misty..like a dream...many dreams....thats wierd Ive been asleep...I remember something to do with ....TeleTubbies...but thats rediculas"
Lara walks accross the metallic cylinder shaped room to a door with a switch, she presses the switch and the door opens. and she walks through and finds herself back at the North position of the Teletubbies Den.???
"What the heck is going on..??"

[Olude]

At that moment all the Teletubbies and the Noo Noo re-appear and a voice comes out of no-where.."ONE DAY IN TELETUBBY LAND...THE TELETUBBIES HAD A VISITOR...LARA CROFT...AND THE TELETUBBIES LOVE LARA CROFT...DONT THEY?.."Big hug...big hug"...say the TeleTubbies and run over to Lara to give her a big Hug. and the Noo Noo aims his snorky trunk at a part of Lara's anatomy that is private. "Right I've had enough of this nonsense Im out of here"...Lara takes out the Rocket Launcher and Blows a hole in the front door and runs out into the garden and the Teletubbies give chase....and there is some really stupid music that plays in the background...Lara runs as fast as she can over the hills through the rabbits and away from the TeleTubbies...when she's far enough away..she loads a Nuke in the Rocket Launcher..and KAAABOOOOM..!!!!!!!
No more teletubbies...no more Noo Noo....end of level 1.