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02-08-05, 15:14
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. "

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! "

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "

02-08-05, 15:54
LMAO http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

02-08-05, 16:02
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif LMAO! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif

02-08-05, 16:07
LOL http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

02-08-05, 16:57
LMAO!!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif

02-08-05, 17:37
I'll take the 4th. :D

02-08-05, 18:00
Hee hee! LOL :D

02-08-05, 18:03
LMFAO I'll take the fourth as well.

02-08-05, 18:09

Lara Croft Snape Raider
02-08-05, 20:05
Ive heard this one before but I still love it.. Its great.

02-08-05, 20:28
LOL, Very good! :D OMG the conclusion is sooo true! :( :mad: -- http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif

02-08-05, 21:39

02-08-05, 22:36

I would be suspicious of a trap like that and stop on the third or so. :D

02-08-05, 22:59
Why isn't there a floor saying simply "These guys will love ya"?... :confused:

Camera Obscura
02-08-05, 23:33