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tazmine
27-01-04, 20:42
> >>A Newfoundlander walks into a bar in Halifax, orders three drafts
> >>of Keith's
> >>and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
> >>turn.
> >>When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three
> >>more. The
> >>bartender approaches and tells him "You know, a draft goes flat
> >>after I draw
> >>it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The
> >>Newfoundlander
> >>replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
> >>One is in Toronto, the other is in Boston, and I'm here in Halifax.
> >>When we
> >>all left home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the
> >>days we
> >>drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for
> >>myself."
> >>The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it
> >>there. The
> >>Newfoundlander becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the
> >>same way.
> >>He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in
> >>and
> >>orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall
> >>silent. When
> >>he
> >>comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
> >>don't
> >>want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
> >>on your
> >>loss." The Newfoundlander looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
> >>light
> >>dawns and he laughs, "Oh, no, everybody's just fine." He explains.
> >>"It's
> >>just that my wife had us join the Pentecostal Church and I had to
> >>quit
> >>drinking. Hasn't affected me brothers though."

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the croft woman!
27-01-04, 20:44
hahahaha http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Miss60
27-01-04, 20:45
LOL :D :D :D

justin
27-01-04, 20:46
Hahaha that's great :D

chocco
27-01-04, 20:49
Good one Taz :D :D

Isabella
27-01-04, 20:52
LOL!!!

puma
27-01-04, 21:09
:D LOL, good one

kenny
27-01-04, 23:14
lol that was a good one taz. :D

MizzXCroft
28-01-04, 08:36
LMAO! NIICE I LUV IT.