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the croft woman!
14-02-04, 10:09
I found these on netscape http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." - found on a bottle of dog shampoo

"Dispose of contents after usage" - found on disposable diapers

"Caution: You must remove clothes before washing" - Found in the manual of a washing machine

"Warning: May contain nuts" - found on a packet of peanuts

"Do not use for drying pets" - found in the manual for a microwave oven

"Do not attempt to stop chain with hand or genitals" - found in the directions for a Swedish chainsaw

"Do not put in mouth" - found on a box of bottle rockets

"Instructions found on bottom. Warning! Do not turn upside down!" - Found on frozen pizza

"Not for human consumption" - found on a package of dice

"Warning: Grease in chips may cause anal leakage." - found on a popular brand of chips

"Do not attempt to swallow" - found on a kingsize mattress

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edited: i meant nuts, not nute http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/silent.gif

[ 14. February 2004, 12:00: Message edited by: the croft woman! ]

Miss60
14-02-04, 10:15
LMAO :D

MizzXCroft
14-02-04, 10:15
yeah..LOL. I received that one too from an email. :D

anna3f
14-02-04, 11:29
Originally posted by the croft woman!:
I found these on netscape http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pillow.gif

"Warning: May contain nute" - found on a packet of peanuts

"Do not use for drying pets" - found in the manual for a microwave oven

"Do not attempt to stop chain with hand or genitals" - found in the directions for a Swedish chainsaw

http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/silent.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif :D

Draco
14-02-04, 11:33
Makes you wonder if there are problems with these happening... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Miss60
14-02-04, 11:42
I actually heard that someone...I think it was in the US....was pressing charges against a microwave company bcz it didn't state in the manual that one should not put pets in it :eek: Those kind of things really maky wonder http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif :rolleyes:

Ivana belara
14-02-04, 13:19
"Warning: May contain nuts" - found on a packet of peanuts

I have a logical soultion to this one. Did you know that the peanut is acually from the pea and bean family? http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif So maybe there is acually different nuts in the package.
My son has a peanut allergy.

Geck-o-Lizard
14-02-04, 13:25
LMFAO :D

I've got one:
"Warning: Seat flips up when vacated" - Label on the underside of a self-folding seat in an Arriva bus, similar to those in cinemas
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TombRaidingJenn42
14-02-04, 19:02
I had a box of, I wanna say it was frozen pizza, and on the directions it said, "Please remove contents from package before consuming". lol

bumb1ebee
14-02-04, 19:05
lol!!!!

Isabella
14-02-04, 19:07
"Do not use for drying pets" - found in the manual for a microwave oven
:rolleyes: Please tell me that this has never happened.

Kurtislover101
14-02-04, 19:12
HAHA!!! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/love2.gif

TRChik
14-02-04, 19:18
HAHAHAHAHA do not swallow http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif who in their right mind would attempt to swallow a mattress?? :rolleyes:

Miss60
14-02-04, 19:24
Who in their right mind would attempt to go through with most of those things??? :rolleyes:

r diomede
14-02-04, 19:29
I saw one once. It was on a swiss army knife or something and they didn't have enough room to write the full message.
So it read: WARNING: The blade in this knife is very sharp. KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

:D

Ocean-Sirius
14-02-04, 21:21
When I worked in a supermarket, on all pre-packed whole fish it said "WARNING:CONTAINS BONES." http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

I think there's a site dedicated to sillly lablels somewhere on The Dumb Network (http://www.dumb.com)

My fave has gotta be one on a Batman cape that read "does not enable users to fly." http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif