View Full Version : what type of farter are you?

29-01-04, 15:04
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.
1-AMBITIOUS Always ready for a fart. 2-LAZY Just fizzles 3-AMIABLE Likes to smell others farts. 4-SELFISH Only enjoys smelling his own farts. 5-CARELESS Farts in church. 6-SMART ALEC Farts when ladies are present. 7-CLEVER Farts and coughs at same time. 8-SCIENTIFIC Bottles his farts. 9-STINGY Belches instead of farting to save his asshole. 10-FOOLISH Farts and laughs. 11-SHY Blushes even when he farts silently. 12-CONCIETED Thinks he can fart loudest. 13-UNLUCKY Tries to fart and ****s pants. 14- TIMID Jumps when he farts. 15-BEWILDERED can't tell his own farts from others. 16-SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles, rots his pants. 17-NERVOUS Stops in middle of fart. 18-MISERABLE Can't fart 19-CONFUSED Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go. 20-GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart. 21-SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog. 22-DISAPPOINTED Their farts dont stink. 23-FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you and farts. 24-BIG BULLY Farts louder than everyone else. 25-DELUDED Enjoys all farts thinking they are his. 26-CUTE Discovers from farts what others have eaten. 27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell **** ??" 28-DAMNED MEAN Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head. 29-MUSICAL Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like **** Sounds like hell 30-HONEST Farts and blames in on the hostess. 31-LIVELY GUY Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.

29-01-04, 16:19
5-CARELESS Farts in church. :D

29-01-04, 17:00
21-SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog. :D

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29-01-04, 17:11
LOL!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

Can't decide, no of them really describe me.

29-01-04, 19:46
I'm more the "incognito" type. Silent but lethal. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

BB http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

29-01-04, 19:54
2 - lazy fart, WOOHOO! yes! score for Yuna! lol! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Steven B
29-01-04, 20:21

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Steven B
29-01-04, 20:29
Number 12 is definately my dad ( although he was born on the 20th ). http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
My mum said her number isn't on there because she says ladies don't do that sort of thing ( yeah right! ), hehe! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif


29-01-04, 20:32
7!! lol

29-01-04, 20:52
it has to be 7 for me to :D thats hilarious http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif