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chocco
16-02-04, 17:38
The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf course clubhouse. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,500. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked - a little coupe.
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$68,000"
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more little thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $725,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men are looking at him in astonishment with stark horror on their faces.

Then the man grins and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

:D :D :D

TR-Player
16-02-04, 17:46
LMAO! :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif
Nice one chocco! :cool:

Kurtislover101
16-02-04, 17:50
haha :D

Celli
16-02-04, 18:23
LMAO! :D

Tough luck for the real husband then. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Geck-o-Lizard
16-02-04, 18:23
LOL http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Miss60
16-02-04, 19:04
LMAO :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif Now that must have been a shock for the lucky owner :D
Btw, lovely avie Clorinda, it suits you very well http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

Kurtislover101
16-02-04, 19:14
Originally posted by Marianne:
LMAO :D http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif Now that must have been a shock for the lucky owner :D
Btw, lovely avie Clorinda, it suits you very well http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif Thank u Marianne http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/hug.gif

Nicky
16-02-04, 19:18
LMAO!!! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

Isabella
16-02-04, 23:01
hehehe! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/mischievous.gif

andromeda_eats
16-02-04, 23:04
LMAO!! :D

MizzXCroft
17-02-04, 02:39
LMAO!!!!!!!! Luv it! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

justin
17-02-04, 02:42
O M G!!!!! That is ****ing funny!

Ivana belara
17-02-04, 23:47
love that joke http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif

vectra_sri
18-02-04, 08:42
lmfao good 1 http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/wave.gif