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chocco
17-02-04, 13:27
Hangover

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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He
sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks
around the room and sees that it is in a
perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest
of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture,
puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to
the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married'!"

:D :D

Geck-o-Lizard
17-02-04, 13:29
hehe :D

Violet Smoke
17-02-04, 14:03
:D

Draco
17-02-04, 14:18
Hehe... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

MizzXCroft
17-02-04, 20:33
Niice!

neil4768
17-02-04, 21:13
See we men are so thought ful