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Simulation
18-02-04, 16:00
These should bring a few chuckles. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop :
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Nicky
18-02-04, 16:47
Originally posted by Simulation:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDhttp://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D :D

AODlover
18-02-04, 17:07
Originally posted by Simulation:
These should bring a few chuckles. http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

Kurtislover101
18-02-04, 17:33
Originally posted by Simulation:

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK):D

SpArKy
18-02-04, 17:53
LOL!

TopCat.TopBeing
18-02-04, 18:50
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

NatEcho
18-02-04, 19:38
Outside a secondhand shop :
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yikes.gif
LMAO!!!

-DEBUG
18-02-04, 19:43
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Stop it your killing me http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/clown.gif http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif :D

MizzXCroft
18-02-04, 21:19
HAHAHA!!!! Funny! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif

TR-Player
18-02-04, 21:23
LMAO! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/jumper.gif Thanks, Simulation! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

Draco
18-02-04, 21:25
:D

Cato
19-02-04, 13:52
Ow! My side!! http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/pistol.gif