View Full Version : What's YOUR favourite joke?

30-08-05, 19:50

Well, most of mine are much too rude to be shared - and were passed on by my grandad :rolleyes: . I can't think of many that are not mildly offensive to SOMEONE, but of those few, I think this one scores highly.....

*note: if telling this aloud, use appropriate gestures for the first two men.*

Two men on a bus.
First man: 'I tell you it is WHOMMM.'
Second man: 'No no, you got it wrong. It is HHUOOMMM.'
First man: 'Nah, you're the wrong one. I say it is WHOMMM!'
A third man in front of them who has been half-listening, turns round in his seat and speaks politely but firmly.
Third man: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. I think you mean WOMB, W-O-M-B.'
The first man looks at him increduluosly and huffs.
First man: 'How do you know what noise an elephant makes when it farts?'

Anyone else have a favourite giggle-inducer? I just know I'm going to regret asking that question....... http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif

30-08-05, 20:13
ok, well heres a list that not many people will understand but it tickled me when I saw it-

Universal 40K Philosiphy:

.Eldar: **** happens

.Dark Eldar: We ran off before the **** happened

.Imperial Guard: **** happens with big guns

.Space Marines: The Emperor will save us from deep ****

.Ultramarines: Roboute saved the emperor from ****

.Blood Angels: DIE YOU ****-HEADS!!!

.Dark Angels: We caused **** to happen and have yet to be forgiven

.Chaos Space Marines: The Emperor is ****

.World Eaters: We'll collect skulls so that ****
doesn't happen to us.

.Necrons: We're gonna cause so much **** to happen that
**** will never happen again

.Tau: **** will happen to everyone but us

.Orks: What is ****?

.Tyranids: This galaxy is our new piece of ****

.Sisters of battle: Male supremacy is a load of ****

30-08-05, 20:17
Love: Knock knok jokes. There so funny.

Hate:Special needs jokes. It not there fault and its not realy funny!

30-08-05, 20:54
http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/vlol.gif crux2 lol :D Yes I do understand and yes it is amusing :D